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nothing will ever beat the comedy of the qsmp chat bubbles:

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IT IS BREAKFAST TRIO'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!! EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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sometimes i imagine qroier with a tumblr blog and i feel like he’d post something like “reblog si tu mejor amigo te traiciono y mato a tu perro y despues cuando pensaste que habias encontrado felicidad de nuevo con una nueva familia tu hijo murio y luego te deprimiste muchisimo pero te enamoraste y te casaste con un sexy gostoso brasileño millonario y tuviste un nuevo hijo y por fin volviste a sentirte feliz pero como siempre nunca dura y tu hijo nuevo y hermanita fueron secuestrados y una entidad maligna te llevó a una isla donde descubristes que el hombre que te traiciono murio y nunca pudiste vengarte de el y luego tuviste que matar a todos tus amigos repetidamente y cuando por fin escapaste tu marido pendejo estúpido guapo te dejó atrás y lo último que te dijo fue que te amaba y además tu mejor amiga y madre de tu hijo muerto también murió y entonces luego te quedaste completamente solo para cuidar de un nuevo hijo sin tu marido y cada vez que mirabas al niño pequeño te recordabas que todos los que amas te dejan abandonado. o si te gusta verga”

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🤏🤏🤏

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makes myself sad

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Having a lot of fun playing around in my sketchbook and making messy stuff lately !

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cute

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[51] redraw of a screenshot i think i saw once

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Phil: Let’s see if I have like a better picture of Roier cause I’ve- I saw one that was really funny. Hold on, let me check.

Cellbit: Okay. Okay.

Phil: Yeah, I got a not so much close up version if you would like to see. There ya go.

Cellbit: Let’s see. (Looks at photo of Roier) Aww, that’s cute, okay yeah. This looks- This looks- This looks- I’ll- I’ll- I’ll save it cause you know I’m going to marry Roier on the 16th. The marriage is going to happen again.

Phil: The marriage?

Cellbit: Yeah, me and Roier are going to marry.

Phil: Oh shit, okay.

Cellbit: Yeah-

Phil: Does he know? (Laughs)

Cellbit: Yes, yes, yes! He knows! He knows. I proposed to him. We’re going to get married on the 16th if you want to come.

(Phil continues laughing)

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Pac: I don't know if you remember, we left Cell on an island with just a bullet and a revolver at his disposal and we fled. So, theoretically, we outsmarted* Cell and gave him what he deserved, understand? So, my headcanon, understand? You know? But the drawing was really cool.

[ *passar a perna – literally to deceive, but the direct translation is like a leg sweep, which is why Chat responds with "What leg?" ]

Pac: [Reading chat] What leg? Yeah, not the right one. Wait– not the right. Exactly. The left. Is it the left? Wait, which leg did I lose? [...] No, wait– the left, because my dominant leg is the right. So I will choose the left. [Reading chat] "You chose?" I like to think I had the power to choose.

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Pac talks about Fuga Impossível lore and implies that Cell let him decide which leg he'd lose. 🔪

[ Full transcript / translation ↓ ]

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Pac: Guys, it's not the other way around, in my headcanon– in my headcanon– you have to know how to respect my headcanon. In my headcanon– because, I don't know if you remember, we left Cell on an island with just a bullet and a revolver at his disposal and we fled. So, theoretically, we outsmarted* Cell and gave him what he deserved, understand? So, my headcanon, understand? You know? But the drawing was really cool.

[ *passar a perna – literally to deceive, but the direct translation is like a leg sweep, which is why Chat responds with "What leg?" ]

Pac: [Reading chat] What leg? Yeah, not the right one. Wait– not the right. Exactly. The left. Is it the left? Wait, which leg did I lose? Oh sht... [Long pause] I don't remember, man. Oh, I don't know guys, I don't know. Did I decide? Oh, man. None? I'm kidding–

Pac: Well, if I have to decide? The right? I don't know. Nobody knows, right? But this drawing was really cool, it was really cool. You choose one there and I choose the right one. No, wait– the left, because my dominant leg is the right. So I will choose the left. Because like, I'm thinking like this, look what came into my head: Which leg would go away? Wow, I thought "So, if I'm going to kick a ball, I'm going to shoot it with my right leg. If I didn't have a right leg, I wouldn't be able to shoot the ball properly. So I prefer the left." That was my line of thinking, you know? I don't know. It's a bad example, right? And that's it, right? [Reading chat] "You chose?" Yeah, I like to think I had the power to choose.

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BAGINA NATION WE ARE SO BACK

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he is the only funny person on the damn app

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Feliz aniversário, Mike Tazercraft!

On this day, let's take a look at some fun facts about Mike!

The creator has referred to his character as being asexual, and Barb/Mine (the content creator's wife in real life) has confirmed that his character is aroace.

He is bisexual

He joined tazercraft by leaving a comment on an early video that was something along the lines of "i have a lot of online influence in video games"

He lives in canada with his wife barb and two dogs

He studies computer science and is planning to get into game design

He might be the most kidnapped player, or possibly tied with Pac!

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sunny and em :]

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A story in two parts ssksksksk

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*bad teasing richas*

richas:

*dramatic and boss music starts*

THEN:

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Tilin and Juanaflippa flower picking