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[freddyk2004]

this is gonna sound corny as fuck, but please don’t look over my shoulder while im scrolling tumblr.

[freddyk2004]

minister: you may kiss your partner!

it zooms out and the minister is Chuckles Entertainment Cheese, were in a crowded Chuck•E•Cheese

tickets fall from the ceiling and the band starts playing

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i will not fall to the liberal (Apple) propaganda (turning down the volume when it’s “too loud”).

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sorry my rooms a mess, i didn’t make my bed this morning, so the stuffed animals i use as decorative pillows are just kinda sprawled around.

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Mr Beast will see a person and say “put that beast in a situation”

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i don’t need dating apps, i just want people to look at me and be like “i can fix them”

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OMG HOW DO YOU UNREBLOG SHIT???

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this that shit i don’t be talkin about‼️ (i’m too socially anxious and a wizard stole my memories)

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okay, but who owns the master key to all the master locks?

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Happy Father’s day! thanks so much for nutting in my mom.

[freddyk2004]

(me, traveling to the 1800s) who giveth a shit?

[freddyk2004]

listen here Buck-o! *with white rizz*

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Pedro's nails for the Met Gala done by @nailpaint.christina

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*walks into the movie theater with a hair towel on to hide my snacks*

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“ya know, i have really good taste in food!” i say pulling into Olive Garden and getting a parking spot right by the door.

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you know you’re fucked when the YourTube ads won’t load

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why do people announce when they are about to sneeze? like, ok Brenda, we can already see you waving your hands in front of your face trying to stop it from happening.