freevoidman
freevoidman
Great Googly Moogly it's all Gone to Shit!
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My name is Shadow and I, above all, love writing. Multifandom blog and Certified Tumblr Olde. They/them/their. 20+ and struggling through uni.Theme made by @glenthemes on tumblr, icon from @zillychu!
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freevoidman · 4 hours ago
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everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.
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freevoidman · 5 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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freevoidman · 6 hours ago
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alright fellas, what’d we learn
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freevoidman · 8 hours ago
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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freevoidman · 8 hours ago
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The Dance of a Thousand Hands.
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freevoidman · 11 hours ago
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Hey so ynow how in dunmeshi teleporting someone is actually extremely dangerous bc if someone else happens to be where they’re being teleported to, that random person will just. explode. …anyway on an unrelated note, does anyone ever think about how in the very beginning of the story, Falin teleports the entire party to the surface, where people can’t be revived.
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freevoidman · 11 hours ago
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People are trying to bring back 1880s-era anti-ASL sentiment. Worst timeline.
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freevoidman · 12 hours ago
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Polls and speculative data mean NOTHING if you don't show up! Just because he's ranked #1 in the polls does not mean Mamdani's guaranteed to win the primary! If you see the poll data and go "oh good I don't have to show up" that's not a guarantee! Please go vote!!!
If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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freevoidman · 12 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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freevoidman · 20 hours ago
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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freevoidman · 1 day ago
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Hey look I get your point, I really do, but when submissions were being accepted the moderator had to make a point that the fandom needed to be tumblr based because people were submitting "booktok" so I really don't think people care that much about specificity here.
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freevoidman · 1 day ago
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To be fair here I was gonna vote for MCYT regardless bc I'm In The Trenches unfortunately, but the constant pestering of MCYT fans to the mod made me vote without a scrap of guilt.
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freevoidman · 1 day ago
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freevoidman · 1 day ago
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freevoidman · 1 day ago
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This is a warning to all Fallout: Nuevo Mexico supporters!
I literally have no clue why the fuck you're sending me this since 1) I'm pretty sure the mod is dead 2) I maybe reblogged about the mod ONCE ages ago bc I feel like trying to/successfully deporting someone over mod drama is fucking insane and 3) I Literally Do Not Care Beyond That.
Get blocked dumbass. The only reason why I'm even posting this ask is so that other people see your blog and report/block you as well.
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freevoidman · 2 days ago
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Im so hyped for the Silent Hill 1 remake, I drew one of my favorite scenes in the game
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