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Things in Crystal Cove have become tough for the Scooby-Doo gang

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Leo: guilty as charged

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

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Me @ my skin: WE ARE NOT A SNAKE! We don’t need to shed

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

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Me: Damn that post I made was brilliant!

Social media: no it wasn’t

Me making a post off the cuff a 3yr old would say

Social media: OMG that was brilliant!

Me realizing I need to act life he a 3yr old to get likes

when i make a quality post but nobody reblogs it

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F other people, wear WTF you want

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yall should reblog this with your zodiac sign and the color you associate with it in the tags

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Boss: no lunch until you all shut up & listen

Me running around and taping everyone’s mouth shut

rns

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My hair whenever there’s humidity

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

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Me talking to chocolate chip cookies

Se02 Ep12

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Me: same

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Me the day after having my hair professionally done

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I call it a fart, she calls it perfume, potato, potatoe

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Me walking down the street with my friend talking about her grandma’s passing when some random guy says: smile

Broad City  |  2x10 - “St. Mark’s”

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Me: you can start from nothing and become something big

Husband: it’s a dumb cat

Me:

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This right here is the answer to so many things #fragileego #tiny #narcisstic #ego #man

what was that?

dedicated to @zoebennson

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Me in the middle of the night, 2 days after the disagreement: Damn! I should’ve said....

#duh #toolittletoolate #really

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

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When you meet someone new & your right side of your brain is like: she seems ok

Left side of brain: she’s a ho! I’m going to tell her