frescoisnotinthemilitary
frescoisnotinthemilitary
Fresco
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"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."-Oliver GoldsmithShe/her. A 24 year old with a mild Army obsession and a hankering for wood-chopping. Currently not Army-bound, but I'm considering enlisting sometime in the next few years. Really need a pros and cons list, agh.. Sometimes I forget I'm 24 and I feel like I'm 13 again. I guess I'm really just teenage me with a skin-suit and a CoD fanfic addiction, unfortunately.
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 2 months ago
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WIP i hate it and it sucks
God damnit!
I hate this so much.
Why can't I get her out of my head?
For gods sake I fought her cause she got an A+ while I got an A-.
Rolling around on the floor, throwing punches, looking in her brown eyes, damnit they were like coffee, warm, and kind. Despite being full of anger and then her fist connected with my jaw and it burnt me like coffee would and shocked me back to real life.
I grabbed her up by her shirt, a pretty pink, like the faint pink on her cheeks that she got from tumbling around, and my fist clenched, I stopped and I thought for a second, cause this is so much more than because of a stupid test.
I let go of her shirt, and pat her hair down, and tried to fix it back to that gorgeous way it sat, it's hard to explain but it was so pretty.
I apologized, and walked off, stuttering like a damned moron.
I stare at the floor, walking in almost complete silence except for the clicking of heels occasionally from the professors I saw.
I walked out onto a different section of campus, sat down on a bench and sighed.
Pulling out a cigarette from my pocket and my lighter and took a puff after it was lit.
Blowing some smoke in the opposite of the wind, I stare at the floor and wipe my hand over my face. I can't believe I did that. I need some sleep, or something.
I heard some footsteps, so I looked up, Jane, looking surprisingly calm.
"Hey. I'm really sorry. If I left any marks, especially."
She just smiles and tells me to scoot over, and I do, and she looks over at me cig and scoffs "Those things will kill you, you know that right?" I can't help a small chuckle. "How do you know that?" I put it out, seeing the small look of disgust on her face.
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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AWWWWW I LOVE THEMM MY SHAYLASSSSSSSSSSS
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for @frescoisnotinthemilitary
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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I had a lot of fan art lurking around in my brain that I never made and now is the time for it apparently :P
anyway, I really love Gerry, I wish we would have seen more of him in person 👁️
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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this is actually one of the very first tma comics i ever did but i never posted it because i’m ace and their relationship is special to me and it felt too vulnerable somehow lol
well now here you go, i hope you like it and i love you.
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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It's hurt to yearn for you
thinking about Catholic Soap and his guilt...
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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Oh boy, DO I
Spin this wheel of the top 50 fastest growing relationship tags of 2024 on AO3!
here's a link to the ships list
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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part 1:
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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misunderstandings part 2
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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2nd Dimension
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 3 months ago
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Ghoap Super Bass, finally done TVT
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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Orca!Ghost n Sandshark!Soap
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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HES SO SKRUNKLY
drew our favorite archivist
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this is sorta a redrew from this one drawing that i did like two months ago.
anyways bonus sims
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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PUT THAT BACK ON WHAT ARE YUOU DOING?!?!? - mando!ghost
@27potatochips for sharing the same braincell as me <3
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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dual mohawk soap - ghost is flabbergasted
continuation of this <3
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frescoisnotinthemilitary · 4 months ago
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Perryshmirtz is the ship of all times. Enemies who also are friends who also are lovers, and later partners. One of them (Doofenshmirtz )is a self proclaimed "evil" scientist but is actually a poor little meow meow personified (literally and figuratively because he was raised by ocelots making him in the eyes of the law an ocelot) and has the worst backstories in all of television. Then there's an anthropomorphic platypus (Perry) who is a very skilled secret agent with the intelligence of a human or even superior. But you can draw/write him as in a human AU. You can make the platypus/human mute and speak ASL or you could make him speak (whatever you prefer). They aren't complete without each other, they can't stand each other. They make the other a better person. Their nemesisship is a metaphor for a romantic relationship, as seen in various episodes. They know each other's food preference. They are raising a teenager girl and a robot together. They fight but off the clock they go to restaurant dates. They take care of the other when sick or vulnerable/sleeping. Perry saved Doofenshmirtz' life in too many occasions to count. They hold hands. They dance together. They want to look their best before seeing the other. Doofenshmirtz thinks Perry is cute but suave/cool at the same time. Perry can't resist when the guy gives him the puppy eyes or ask him to do something. When Doofenshmirtz gives a monologue or rambles the agent always listen. Perry is always making Doof feel better when he's sad or rejected. Doof always make Perry feel more like himself and have fun out of his tired double life. For Doofenshmirtz Perry quits OWCA(the secret agency). For Perry the scientist joins OWCA. They always find each other in every canon universe and timeline (stone-age, china, steampunk,star wars,etc). They are consistently shipped across all media they are featured in (including games, books, official art, audios, panels, interviews, spin-off, chibiverse) Disney once made an official AMV of them set to Taylor Swift and aired it on television for the whole world to see
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