#thursday the 20th

[vampireopossum]

happy holidays to those who celebrate

[house-of-mirrors]

A very happy moon landing anniversary on Thursday the 20th

[citraforever]

aw shit

[kaban-bang]

[gummywurm-gaming]

Ok but the real question is.

Edit: fuck autocorrect, I meant homestuck

Edit 2: I didn't include out of touch Thursday, flat fuck Friday, or any similar ones because those are weekly events and not once a year (or less)

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Feliz Jueves 20!

[todayontumblr]

Thursday the 20th.

You better believe.

We hope you've ironed your black t-shirt, found your favorite beanie, polished your golden chain. Every day for the last god knows how long, your alarm has blared you awake, you've prised your sticky eyes open, rolled out of bed, sat there staring into space for around 15 minutes, drawn back the curtains, and checked your Antonio Banderas calendar. And it was always a crushing disappointment, to compound the ordeal of waking up—sometimes, it was the 20th. Sometimes it was Thursday. From time to time it was Wednesday the 19th, or Friday the 21st, but it was never quite the money shot. Only today things are a little different—you will have completed the aforementioned morning routine and checked your calender—only today, It's Business Time. It's #thursday the 20th. Praise be! 

What makes today all the more remarkable is that its coming was foretold in an episode of The Simpsons, no less, that show with the uncanny ability to predict world events long before they actually happen. Smartwatches? The horse meat scandal? The three-eyed fish? The censoring of Michelangelo's David? Lady Gaga's Superbowl Performance? Facetime? Trump's election? The pandemic itself??

Admittedly, some of these are a little easier to vouch for than others, but it is indisputable that today's materialization of Thursday the 20th is more than a little spooky. Don't believe us? See for yourself. Sometimes, all that can be said is that the universe works in mysterious ways.

However you're spending your big day, make it count. It's only #thursday the 20th once in a blue moon, after all, but it always goes down smooth. And for some reason, unbeknownst to us, like a whisper in the breeze, today has got us thinking of another Simpsons coincidence. But perhaps some mysteries are best left unsolved.

[zachdefense]

you know what day it is

[charlesoberonn]

Next week

[creepymutelilbugger]

y'all already know what time it is

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[owlsounds]

it's

THURSDAY OCTOBER 20!

[scifikimmi]

Happy Out Of Touch Anniversary of the Apollo Landing !

[adizzyninja]

Cool day today

[house-of-mirrors]

Omggggg it's Thursday the 20th on 4/20

This is monumental

🔥🔥🔥

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