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Oooooooooooooooh yap! Do you like fresh coriander? We do! Why, I hear you ask? Because of the delicious taste and subtle mouthfeel! What is your name, I hear you ask? Our name is Fresh Coriander, and we supply fresh coriander! What is fresh coriander, I hear you ask? It's a herb! Why should I believe you, I hear you ask? Stop asking so many questions, we reply! And please get out of our house! Our fresh coriander is on sale now.

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Fucking! It's everyone's favourite way of making a small potted plant appear out of nowhere. Fucking involves putting together two sets of human genitals and flapping them against each other while making a wish. The wish is then vetted by the International Committee for Discomforting Human Relations, and may even receive an indeterminate number of amendments! How exciting! In the meantime, the fuck must be paused and held in stasis for a minimum of 48 hours, which should be nothing for those who really love to fuck. Once the wish has been formally ratified, both parties will receive a Wish Granting Permit that can be exchanged for the desire of the wish in most convenience stores. The plant pot appearing is completely incidental, but happens every time, though nobody is quite sure how or why. How interesting! Our fresh coriander is on sale now.

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Ahhhh, the heat of the blue smells in winter! That's the joys of fresh coriander. When you put on your left coat and spring about in the snowy hills for all the world to see! With fresh coriander, you too can enjoy these magnificent sensations as if experiencing them in real life! It's on sale now. Puttering about in a small land!

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Misery! It's everyone's favourite thing that makes you feel really really bad. But do you know what will make you feel even worse? That's right, it's self-sabotage! Self-sabotage is when you have a problem, instead of making it better, you choose to make it worse, because of masochistic things and also you hate yourself. If you try really hard, you could even lose friends and isolate yourself from people you care about! Wahoo! What a time. What a real real time. Our fresh coriander is on sale now!

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Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York!

He had ten thousand sprigs of fresh coriander,

And he was so happy he exploded

So he couldn't eat his fresh coriander

Yes, this is a bittersweet story,

And we're sorry for making you sad,

But our fresh coriander is on sale

So obtain some from us now!

(Hooray!)

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Tickling jars of bread! It's everyone's favourite pastime that involves stuffing wholesome sliced bread into glass jars, and tickling them until the bread within erupts into laughter. Not only does it provide growing children and rapidly growing adults with hours of fun, it also ensures that your bread gets protected from threats such as bird beaks and rumoured whispering. But do you know what would make the aforementioned activity approximately 9% more effective? That's right, it's fresh coriander! Simply sprinkle some leaves of fresh coriander upon the stuffed be-jarrèd bread, and during the tickling the delicate fresh coriander taste will combine with the breadyeast to form Sbulan, an ingredient used in bread preservation that is worth 5 points. Haha! Hoho! Indeed! Well! Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmm. But the point is, get some fresh coriander from us today! It's on sale.

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The vowels are wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you like food that tastes of things? No? Then definitely don't try our fresh coriander, oh no! If you like food that tastes completely bland, with zero flavour at all, then you would HATE our fresh coriander, which has a thousand zingy flavours all popping off your tongue like a big firework display! Does that sound bad to you? Does that sound like something you wouldn't like? Well, avoid our fresh coriander and stick to your boring cardboard foods like wood biscuits and dry leaf. For everyone else, our fresh coriander is on sale now!

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Twenty Seven Horses On a Big Round Egg

That's what my parents gave to me

When I would gladly beg.

I look towards the sunlight

And I see a little moon,

The fremlin in my pocket-watch

Says 'Oh! The dirty spoon!'

Inside the open window

Is a strange but good surprise,

A bite of ham upon a towel

To help it as it dries.

What soothing monster's tails

Are within the Tree of Spring?

A thousand dozen here at least,

For birds to take the wing.

Imagine all the people

And imagine just two more,

That's all the people there can be,

Plus two not here before.

The ending of our happy song

Is here in just two lines,

But don't be sad, O little one,

A selection of good wines.

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I’m gonna be real your blog is some of my favorite shit on the internet

Aha!!!! A customer!!!! Hello there, small friend! Would you like to purchase some of our fresh coriander? It's simply the most delicious herb. Did you know that our fresh coriander is on sale? Welcome! You are also some of our favourite internet content. It's today!

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Jesus said 'In my Father's house, there are many rooms.' And then he went silent. The disciples said, 'What do you mean, Lord? Do you mean he has a big house?' And Jesus said, 'Yes, he has a big house.'

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Sploop! Wacko! Frombanjous! Henry Kissinger! Dubloowoo! Trisp! Those are some words we just made up! Our fresh coriander is on sale now.