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whoa

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

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YEOWWWCHHHHHH

whhy did god give me 3629 muscle cramps. owuch.

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Was the inch gained thanks to his shoes?

Oh to have a generously 5'2 rich ginger mafioso giving drunk kisses is my personal fantasy

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I don't recall my younger self having poor taste

Oh to have a generously 5'2 rich ginger mafioso giving drunk kisses is my personal fantasy

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Understandable. But how is it annoying? In what way, I mean.

Does ovulation feel good

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The more the merrier

Oh to have a generously 5'2 rich ginger mafioso giving drunk kisses is my personal fantasy

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Hey. Hey theres an oldman chuuya,,,

Older... Version of Chuuya? Say less! Where's he at?

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WILL U GET IN MY SOUP SO I CAN BOIL U :D

no way! I'll taste unpleasant.

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i am no boy dolphin thing. i am the terror of the seven seas. but i will share crab.🦀

-🐬

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...Sure, but thanks for the crab anyway.

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i went to four different libraries anf still couldn't find the right book :(

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Darn. We need ways to search for it more efficiently...

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wowie it's suddenly my birthday yet again. i have no clue what i am supposed to make of this.

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i have an ant colony underneath my wooden floor and during the summer they come out through the cracks of my walls at 5am sharp every day. they're like my organic alarms

Do call the ant exterminator someday post-summer.

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It can be any gender honestly

Oh to have a generously 5'2 rich ginger mafioso giving drunk kisses is my personal fantasy

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Oh to have a generously 5'2 rich ginger mafioso giving drunk kisses is my personal fantasy

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Please have mercy Katai.

whhy did god give me 3629 muscle cramps. owuch.

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Curiosity kills the cat

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