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MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

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São Tomé Caecilian (Schistometopum thomense), family Dermophiidae, endemic to São Tomé and Ilhéu das Rolas (Africa)

photographs by m_burger

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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

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is it a good idea to microwave this. slo mo destruction vids. will it blend. red hot nickel ball. 1000 degree hot knife. hydraulic press. industrial shredder. what's next for us in society

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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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about to use a printer. wish me luck

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hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

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it's always wild to me how many people use social media exactly like the fake users they make up in tech demos do. just commenting on chipotle's post about a new type of steak like "😍 can't wait to try it!" and reacting to articles on mass death events with "😥"

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crazy how that stuff works

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D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

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run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

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John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.