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Turns out it really is about the money money money, we do need the money money money.
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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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One of my favorite things to do in writing is to make OC's who are the best in their given field, then drip them into situations where those skills simply don't apply.
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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Constantine: a man's (john's) really long ploy to get the divines to deep clean his tar lungs and live a little longer
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i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.
and here's pepper. it's fine.
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About the residence on netflix, i just finished it, but i would like to say harry hollinger was a red herring the whole time i only noticed this about halfway through when i kept turning his name over in my brain bc he was an asshole and even though he had do all that suspicious shit he didnt feel right to the narrative, would have been too easy, when i realized that his name feels/sounds close to red herring, i know this sounds like bullshit but i have a knack for whodunits
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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
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Is there anything you wholeheartedly enjoy. Like at all
Why do you ask this in such a way to imply that I dislike everything? I literally JUST showed you the games I've been playing. I also make music every day and I am really good at taking BIG pictures



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GUYS! she's back at it again :3 this one is almost 2.5 hours
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
#i was visiting my dad in the hospital#and it got brought up about whether or not the count is a vampire or not#i brought up that i have a recent picure of him in my cammera roll#b/c i saved this photo of him#everyone losses it#ask me why i have a 'recent picture' of him#anyways they lost it again when i showed them the photo
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