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please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious
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I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…
#check the notes for psyops and trolls to block#mostly trolls they aren’t being that sneaky#anyway vote blue
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
#hey my name is gnat and i really want to explore the inside of your nose#sorry for the inconvenience :)
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#mom worked for a crime front when she was a teen#well it was more of a family#they liked her so she was moved around to their other businesses#she was too broke to care with bad home life#she dated one of the dudes (yeah I know) and he Woukd Have married her but she did the smart thing and dropped him#I remember a story she toke me about how the brother in charge put his older? brother on a diet#and he used to pay mom to sneak him fast food#they even trusted her enough to let her run errands in their cars#she hated it because the cars were too expensive and she was afraid of crashing and the wads of cash in the car scared her#she knew well enough who she worked for and did not touch any of it#anyway the feds searched the place and it scared her away#it was the final straw for her
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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
#the notes on this post are rancid#god people please read books#and gain some perspective#on what things actually are#reminding myself to look for that book later
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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists
#god the notes on this are insufferable#meanwhile my ass is suffering thru someone else’s music and having my sensory issues put on full blast#I will give you headphones myself and a book on fucking curtesy
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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being a fan of popular characters in media is hilarious cause you'll see them reduced to a personality trait that they don't even have. neoflanderization
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Unironically I think we might run into another video game crash like back in the day
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