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CHRISTMAS REUNION ????????? HELLO ??????????

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Whole house AU where Nina, Eddie, and KT force everyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with them bc they aren’t going home.

Trudy takes charge in the kitchen, with Patricia and Joy as her helpers

She asks Patricia because she knows she’s a bit of a prodigy in the kitchen. She asks Joy because she doesn’t trust anyone else to be efficient enough in making a grand feast for twelve children.

At Joy’s behest, KT sends Mick and Eddie into town to collect “autumn decor”

She meant scarecrows or autumnal gourds, but they end up coming back with acorns, fistfuls of leaves, and a bunch of dirty rocks they picked up in the woods.

“Why did you think sending them would be a good idea?”

Nina, Fabian, Amber, and Mara are in charge of setting the table.

Mara and Amber get into a heated argument about cutlery, and Fabian gets elbowed in the face by accident trying to break it up.

Nina uses the frozen greens the Trudy was going to cook to ice his face, while Eddie laughs at his misery.

Alfie and Jerome hover unhelpfully in the kitchen, trying to steal scraps of meat and buttery bread.

Trudy warned them once nicely. They didn’t listen.

Joy threatened them with a rolling pin. They didn’t relent.

Patricia yanked the frozen greens from Fabian’s face and lobbed them full speed at Jerome’s head.

She was then (dis)honorably discharged from her kitchen post, but Jerome and Alfie did stop messing around.

Willow somehow comes in clutch with real autumn decorations (don’t ask her how she got them), and while chaos unfolds, she’s been busy putting everything together….

With Victor’s help! She somehow talked him into getting up on a ladder, and that’s how you know she’s magic.

Somehow everything gets done and they all settle in to eat, and KT and Nina force everyone to go around the room and say what they’re thankful for.

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what’s going on? thank you, what is going on? what do you mean? why are you MAD at me? because you kissed MY SISTER! h-how did you know? TWIN TELEPATHY, BUDDY! I apologise, I’m sowry, I thought she was you! I’m not into her, she’s not into me! THAT’S NOT WHY I’M MAD AT YOU! YOU JUST SAID THATS WHY YOU’RE MAD AT ME! OH, READ BETWEEN THE LINES! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE LINES ARE, THERE ARE NO LINES! you didn’t tell me. that’s it?

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must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

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i feel like hoa didn't talk enough about the fact that the egyptian gods are literally real in that world??? like there's an entire pantheon of gods and magic is real and they like. never bring it up??????

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old fandoms that are still active/semi-active are actually the best fandoms tbh. like nowadays a show will come out and fandom will move on from it after six months but those shows with dedicated fanbases even though they ended a decade ago... those will never disappoint.

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eddie was really stupid during the benji arc but also why did patricia go and cut the oranges.

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the season 1 finale of het huis anubis is actually so insane LMFAO

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Patricia: *got up to pour milk on Eddie*

Meanwhile this genius:

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The real mystery is how Caroline managed to control her urge to kill Victor and Eric every time they opened their mouths

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RETEHTEY 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

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i can't access the hoa wixsite anymore :(

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het huis anubis + text posts

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What would happen if Nina never came to Amun Boarding Academy?

i think patricia would have lost it with worry as she did in canon, but with no nina-took-her-place!! accusations, people (fabian and mara, mainly) would have been less dismissive, even if they didn't quite share her worry. the facetime with joy would have happened a lot quicker as a result since everyone would want answers. but i simply don't think sarah would have dumped the locket on them (one, because she has no kinship with them, and two, since it wouldn't work for them anyway), so they would not have any way to truly discover the ~mystery~, let alone solve it.

patricia's pre-sibuna plotlines (up until kidnapping rufus) would be mostly the same, though, maybe dragging fabian along with her (since he's not busy with nina)…but more likely that he refuses to participate but knows what she's up to, so he ends up being the one to bail her out lol. joy would have still sent her the messages/been there in the audience, and i'd like to think they still find her on prom night and know something is up, but it's not going to be as clean as an ending because they have no way of knowing what that something is.

so then joy would have come back super duper traumatized with no answers, and maybe she'll fill in patricia and fabian about what she knows, but certainly not amber – not that that thought would even occur to her, anyway, considering amber would not have founded sibuna if it weren't for nina. and then nothing would happen in s2 because there's no fabina date-turned-senkhara release (actually, there's no cup for senkhara to be stuck in in the first place). maybe they see the adults milling around and follow them, but it's more likely that the adults are unsuccessful since they can't spy on the kids and get the answers.

jerome's entire thing would still happen though, so he'd still get the gem and have to deal with rufus…not sure how that would shape up but I think this is when eddie's Osirian powers would awaken somehow (even with the actual chosen one miles away and unaware), and patricia (dragging joy and fabian with her) would follow him and that's how they all get involved?

but then s3 rolls around and no one knows anything because sweet's kept his mouth shut, and maybe alfie steals that bracelet but i doubt that, without 2 years of sibuna shit under their belts, the kids would even think of it being a mystery, let alone decide to follow the trail or whatever. not to mention the fact that amber wound not even be involved in sibuna anyway. actually, i feel like amber would have just bugged the school to give her a year-round place and stayed in the states after fashion camp without ever coming back lolol but for the sake of this, she does come back first

so amber has the bracelet and probably just gives it right back to victor. maybe jerome gets involved via alfie and is like idk if you should have done that but they don't listen because what is he even talking about.

so kt shows up with this key and it's her and eddie against the world, except eddie immediately confides in fabian about his visions, and since fabian doesn't have a (weak) excuse to be a dummy about it in this au, the three of them immediately start working together. and jabian stays besties throughout s2 and up to this point because at least that aspect of her psyche is a little less traumatized here, so joy's in, and brings patricia with her. but, like, no locket! and probably no bracelet! so they have no leads or ideas…and this is when jerome crashes the party like "yo victor's package was a mysterious bracelet and i think it's important?" and somehow they figure out denby's a fraud and the adults are Up To Something. and joy's like "i know their weaknesses let's get em" and they try to thwart the eclipse ceremony, but fail to do so, in basically the same way in canon (except that both jerome and joy also know what's going on). so now alfie's involved too because "wtf was that, guys," and the lead up to the rfs-is-alive reveal is all pretty much the same besides the extra sibuna members.

(also cheating arc still happens amidst all the ceremony drama lol) (and the fake date-turned-peddie getting back together) (and the dog-washing-turned-jeroy-arc)

so anyways! with nearly the whole house involved, and especially joy, there's a buddy system immediately implemented to make sure none of them get taken (miss mercer's directive, obvi). sinners are victor, sweet, and mara. patricia does get jealous here, but joy recognizes it and manages to calm her down (/not let her run off alone anywhere/throw her laptop in the toilet). so that's not a thing.

so the phonograph doesn't get destroyed, they manage to break out the three sinners before 2 more are taken, and all is fine in the world…

until he and patricia and kt go back to the states for university and the two of them meet kt's new roommate ("she was actually my bestie in preschool! small world!") and now that the chosirian are together again, well…

college!sibuna, anyone?

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love that rufus bothered to come up with a stupid and ridiculously memorable fake name only to sign things rz anyway like what’s even the point