frogcereal29
frogcereal29
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19, she/they, Canine girl who is sometimes a werewolf :3. I work at a pizza place and I like COD, Fallout, Superjail, slashers and a lot of other stuff :3 I also LOVE transparent PNGs. I reblog stuff mostly.My writing (including nsfw stuff btw-) account is @evilfrogcereal29
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frogcereal29 · 2 minutes ago
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Do some of the slashers have an Alcoholics Anonymous type meeting? (Slashers anonymous? Lmao)
I feel like that would just be a group therapy session in the psych ward they’re all detained at. I like to imagine that instead of dying or disappearing like they often do at the end of slasher films, they all get Scooby-Doo’ed and taken to a sanitarium or something:
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Don’t fight, guys. Bubba’s gonna’ cry.
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frogcereal29 · 3 minutes ago
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I feel like since Michael didn’t get a lot of enrichment time in the hospital, he probably would really enjoy colorful kids shows. Like I really believe if Michael was being a lil too sassy you could turn on SpongeBob or something and he would short circuit and sit and watch till he gets bored.
So let’s say Reader was upset that he was getting blood on the carpet or he kept stealing their hidden snacks and Michael was getting irritated at the absolutely true accusations, they could probably turn on the tv to Cartoon Network and he’d calm down for a lil while.
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frogcereal29 · 5 minutes ago
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“Why thirst over michael myers he doesn’t have a personality.”
yes he does, his personality is that he has a big dick
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frogcereal29 · 12 minutes ago
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frogcereal29 · 13 minutes ago
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*someone hurts me*
me: peepaw would never do this
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frogcereal29 · 14 minutes ago
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Idk why but all I want is to comfort OG Michael. I wanna see his pretty curls and move them away from his eyes. If he gets defensive/insecure about being maskless I wanna remind him how handsome he really is damnit.
He'd appreciate someone who doesn't scream and run away for once. Of course he loves the fear he pulls from everyone but after a while I'm sure it can get boring. Michael would want someone loyal and honest, someone who is willing to take risks and stay patient with him opening up over time. Michael needs someone to lean on even though he'd never admit it to himself or others. He'd value a strong friendship in his younger years more than a romantic one. And maybe- if he finds a way to soften up enough to actually feel— he might catch similar feelings to love. It's more about owning you and missing your presence if you're gone but at least it's something right???
I wanna play with his hair and have his head on my lap. I want him to lay on my chest & fall asleep. He deserves to feel embraced physically and emotionally. 😡😡😡
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frogcereal29 · 14 minutes ago
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frogcereal29 · 15 minutes ago
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This make me so happy to hear
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frogcereal29 · 18 minutes ago
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Hells Bells 
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frogcereal29 · 23 minutes ago
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Peace and Quiet
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Behind the scenes of Freddy vs Jason with Jason in his childhood bedroom!
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frogcereal29 · 5 hours ago
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I drew them for the first time and I think they look weird💔
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frogcereal29 · 13 hours ago
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If Michael isn't a regressor, then why did Hawkins say he's a 6yo boy with thr strength/body of a man 😭😭 anyway more headcanons for 1978 Michael !!
Sometimes Michael enjoys being alone, but most times he wants to always be around his cg
When regressed, Michael loves cookies and milk
Since Michael doesn't sleep when he's big, he naps often when he regresses
He regresses 1-7
He loves holding his cg's hand (to not get lost)
He enjoys being carried, regardless of his size
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frogcereal29 · 1 day ago
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*looks up at my white door sweating bullets*
my ancestors, i am sorry for finding white men attractive.........
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frogcereal29 · 2 days ago
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Oh me and chop top having freaky stoner sex NOW /hj
Sawyer Brother Relationship Headcanons:
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Credit to @animatedglittergraphics-n-more for the dividers!!
Request for @sickestpuppy
I decided to do both SFW and NSFW. I hope you don't mind!
⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️
This post contains the following:
Implied cannibalism, implied murder, mutilation (of corpses), masochism, sadism, knifeplay, chainsawplay(?), fireplay, scratching, biting, substance use, sex while high, roadkill, canon typical violence, Drayton, Nubbins, and Chop-Top are their own warnings.
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Bubba Sawyer:
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SFW:
He was a bit nervous around you when you first met. He found you very attractive, and didn’t know how to act. He sort of acted like your shoulder to lean on when things became emotionally, and physically draining. He’d never leave his family, but he understood how chaotic it could get. He’d comfort you when Drayton was being mean. He became your rock. He liked having someone new to hang out with. When Drayton was away, he’d sometimes take you to places his brothers had showed him, and teach you things they taught him. It was a nice change of pace for the both of you.
Who Fell First?:
You did. He was so polite, and kind. He was very gentle towards you. It was nice to be treated with respect, and dignity. You liked it when you were able to sneak away with him, and get a break from the Sawyer house.
Realization (how they realized their feelings):
He realized he liked you a bit after you first met. You were really attractive, and he felt this pull towards you. It didn’t help that you defended him from the twins when they got a bit too rowdy. It really hit him when you were petting his chicken, though. He never let anyone except him do that. He couldn’t trust his brothers not to do something, but he could trust you.
Confession (who confessed first):
Bubba confessed first after a bit of pressure from the twins. You didn’t really know it was a love confession until a bit after. He tried to show you through his body language. He did a little dance with his chainsaw, and everything. You were confused until it started to get a bit sexual. That’s when it clicked.
Love Language (their love language):
He shows his love through physical touch. He likes to hold your face, or pet your hair while chittering. He’s very gentle. He holds you as if you’re the most precious being to exist, and you are. To him, you’re everything, and more. He’ll pepper your face with kisses. Every morning, before you two get up, he’ll hold you close, memorizing your face. Each line, each wrinkle. Everything. Before you leave to do your chores for the day, he’ll press a chaste kiss on your forehead. He wraps his arms around you every night, and cradles your head close to his chest.
Dates (what dates look like):
Bubba doesn’t usually have time for dates. When he’s not slaughtering, he’s helping around the house. Every once in a while, when he's sure Drayton won't be back until nightfall, he'll sneak out to a field, or the old stone house. He likes to make bone sculptures with you on these days.
Sometimes, at the end of the day, when you two aren’t too tired, he’ll take you out to stargaze on the yard. He’ll hold you close, as a cool breeze sweeps across the yellowed grass, eyes fixated on the brightly twinkling night sky. If you point out constellations, or state random space facts, he’ll gaze at you in awe. He’ll babble out questions, and fall even more in love if you can understand, and answer him. There have been times where the two of you have fallen asleep in the yard, arms wrapped securely around each other, nuzzling into each other’s warmth.
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He has a little collection of things that remind him of you. A lot of them are trinkets from victims, but he does have the occasional bone wreath, or sculpture, that you made with him. He keeps them hidden, in a drawer. When he misses you he’ll open it, and go through it.
Future (what their future may like):
He’d like to get married. Ever since he knew it was a thing, he’s wanted to get married. His family never really supported his dreams, and teased him a bit for it, but now his dreams were more achievable. He’d respect your wishes if you didn’t want to get married, but if you did, oh boy. He’d be on cloud nine.
He proposed with his grandparents’ old rings. It happened on one of your stargazing dates. He got down on one knee like he had heard while you were preoccupied with the night sky. You had turned to tell him something. When you said yes, he slipped his mother’s ring on your finger, and went to tell his brothers. They were proud of him. Nubbins and Chop-Top circled around him, asking for details. When you slipped in the house, they crowded you. Drayton shooed them away, though, and patted your back. He was grinning, surprisingly.
Bubba would like to have a wedding. He’s fine if you don’t want that, though. If you do, it’ll happen in the backyard. There'd be a makeshift arch made from bones, and sticks. He’ll put on his best mask, and suit. You’ll put on your best outfit. Chop-Top will put on a classic, country record, and man the music. Drayton will officiate. Nubbins will be the flower girl, and ringbearer. The twins will be too distracted to cause chaos during the ceremony, but will probably try to light Drayton’s chair on fire or something during the celebration. Grandpa and Grandma will be brought down from their room, too.
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Like basically all of the Sawyers, Bubba is very inexperienced. He likely wasn’t taught much about sex growing up, and only heard about it through the twins’ sex jokes. He knew what sex was, but didn’t know how to do it. He didn’t know what to do when you two became active. You had to lead the way. He’s very eager to please you, and a good listener. If you tell him what feels good, he’ll keep it in mind.
Bubba is a switch. He likes to be a dom, and can be a bit rough when he gets really into it. He’ll slow down if you tell him to. He also likes to be dominated. He likes to have you on top, facing him.
He starts out very gentle. He doesn’t want to go too rough in fear of hurting you, but sometimes can get really into it. He likes it when he can have his hands on you, holding you by the waist, hips, pinning your hands above your head, etc. He’s pretty vanilla. He’s not sadistic like the twins. He prefers to take things one step at a time. Sometimes he’ll bring his chainsaw into it, though. Usually as a little foreplay, he’ll thrust it at your crotch. He might also do a mating dance beforehand.
Your first time with Bubba happened a while after dating. It would've happened soon if he had proper privacy. It happened in his room after a long day. Bubba’s touches had been lingering all day, but you thought nothing of it. He'd hug you for a second too long. His touches trailing, as he hesitated to let go. There was a hunger in his eyes. One you didn't pick up on.
He had enveloped you in a hug, his hands snaking their way down your back to your ass. He gave a firm squeeze, and babbled. You were a bit confused.
Bubba was growing a bit frustrated. He gently pushed you on the bed, and grabbed his chainsaw. He started to do a little dance, and thrusted his chainsaw near your groin. It kinda clicked to you at that moment. You spread your legs, and gave him a lustful look. He was about to go buck wild until Drayton got mad, and banged on his door. He yelled a few obscenities.
Bubba got a anxious, and stopped. He sat on the edge of the bed, chainsaw off, holding his head in between his legs. You rubbed his back, and whispered words of reassurance to him, telling him to lay down, and enjoy the ride.
You had climbed on top of him, and shushed him when he squealed in delight.
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Drayton Sawyer:
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He was very distrustful towards you at first. He thought you were going to run away, and report his family to the police. He didn’t really see the point in having you around, too. To him, you were a distraction to his brothers. He kept you around to keep peace with them. You had to work very closely with him for a while. He wanted to keep an eye on you in case you did anything tricky. After a while, he started to warm up to you. He was happy to see your face, and expected that you’d work with him. He’d feel disappointed when you worked with someone else.
Who Fell First?:
He did. He didn’t even know it. He was so wrapped around your finger. When you weren’t around him, he’d get kinda sad. He yearned for your presence. He wanted you so bad.
Realization:
He realized he had feelings for you when you helped the family out with a victim. You had the chance to run away. You were back at the house, away from Drayton. The person had grabbed you, and dragged you away with them, but you tricked them. You lead them to Drayton’s shop, where they were captured. Drayton was surprised you didn’t take the opportunity to run away. He didn’t show it fully, but he was glad you didn’t. He’d almost feel… bad if you left. He was weirdly quiet for the rest of the day. No grumbling about his brothers, no nothing. He seemed deep in thought.
Confession:
You had to confess. Drayton was kinda blind to his feelings for you for a while. He thought he was just “warming up to you” for a while, and made up excuses for why he felt this way towards you. Any time his brothers tried to bring it up, he’d get snappy, and shoot them down. They all had a field day with it. He didn’t fully realize it until you told him. He was very flustered when you confessed. He couldn’t look you in the eye. He stammered a lot, too. If you laughed at him, he wouldn’t do anything. He wouldn’t even be able to snap at you. He wouldn’t fully process it until hours later.
Dates:
He doesn’t usually have the time to go on dates. He’s a busy man. He has to get up early to run the store, possibly deal with any potential victims, run the house, and manage his brothers. If one thing’s sorted, another thing will come up. He’s always doing something. Your dates are mainly just helping him in the kitchen, which turns into you watching him cook because he prefers to cook alone (he’s kinda aggressive in the kitchen). He likes to listen as you talk about your day. Sometimes he’ll speak up, and make a comment or two if you’re talking about an especially tough victim, or his brothers. He usually has a little smirk on his face during these conversations. He adores them. He adores you. Unfortunately, his brothers usually interrupt you guys.
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He gets jealous when he notices you’ve been spending “too much” time with his brothers. He gets huffy, and acts more petty. He tries to be subtle about it, but he really isn’t. Eventually, if you don’t come to him, he’ll make up an excuse for you to join him.
Love Language:
He’s kinda awkward when it comes to affection. His love language is quality time. He really likes being in the same space as you, as you quietly do your own thing. He gets a bit more chipper when you’re around, and tends to walk with a spring in his step after interacting with you. At least until twins make fun of him for it. He usually makes up excuses for you to be around him. He’ll try to convince you that he wants you to try out his special chili. He’ll get huffy if you refuse. He’s more touchy with you than his brothers. He’ll usually have a hand on you when he can if given the opportunity.
Future:
Ideally, you guys would stay as you are. You’d have your cooking dates, talk, hang out, etc. He isn’t one for marriage; he thinks it’s an expensive scam. If you want it, though, he won’t refuse. Although, he might be hesitant.
Neither of you really proposed. He never would have thought about it if you didn’t bring it up to him. The two of you kinda decided that marriage was the next step. You both found rings while going through some victim’s stuff, and that was that.
You wouldn’t be able to get married officially, but that wouldn’t stop you from celebrating, and wearing the rings. You’d have a cheap, backyard wedding. Chop-Top would officiate, because he doesn’t trust Nubbins to. Bubba and Nubbins were the flower girls, and ringbearers. It was a very lovely wedding. The yard was sparsely decorated. He didn’t want to decorate too much because he knew his brothers would get into something. You put on your best outfit, and Drayton put on his suit. He was all smiley, and happy. His brothers tried to wreak some havoc, but Drayton stopped them quickly. He didn’t scold them as harshly as he normally does. No brooms, and not too much yelling. After the ceremony, you two slow danced to the radio. There was no cake, as cake is expensive, but Drayton had prepared his special wedding chili. Grandpa and Grandma were there, too. It was perfect.
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He’s very awkward in bed. He’s not very experienced. He’s spent most of his younger years raising his brothers. He never really got the time to chat with possible romantic, and/or sexual interests. He’s also a top for the most part. He’s a very awkward dom. He has no idea what he’s doing, so be nice to him. He gets very flushed when he sees you naked. He likes it when you run your fingers through his hair, and trail them on his neck. His neck is very sensitive. If you breathe, or touch him in the right place, he’ll get flustered. He has a low lobito probably from the constant stress. It’s hard to get him going. Usually kissing his neck, and giving him a massage helps.
Your first time was… interesting. He tried his best. It happened after a long day in the kitchen. Chop-Top and Nubbins had gotten into some shit they weren’t supposed to, and wrapped Bubba into it. He was very stressed, and his muscles were tense, so you decided to give him a little shoulder massage. Drayton was hesitant, but decided to trust your judgement.
He seemed to really relax under your nimble fingers. When you moved your way up to the crook of his neck, your fingers pushing into all the right places, he started to squirm. He got really quiet. You were confused, so you stopped. His face was as red as a tomato. Sweat was beading off of him. You looked down, and noticed a little bulge in his pants that hadn’t been there before. Your face was almost as red as his. You asked if you should stop. He didn’t respond, and was shaking. You got up leave, but he grabbed your wrist, and told you to stay.
An awkward silence had enveloped the room. You asked if he wanted help with it, and he somehow got more flushed. Eventually, one thing led to another, and your lips were interlocked. He was very sloppy. Your fingers found their way to his hair. He peppered sloppy kisses down your neck, and pinned you down to the bed. He hesitated, but you gave him the okay. He was mid thrust when Nubbins barged in. He was so fucking mad.
His favourite position is missionary. He likes to see your face as you squirm below him. He’s kind of vanilla. He might tie you up, but he also sees that as a thing he does with victims. He isn’t sadistic like the twins because he also sees that also as a way he acts towards victims.
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Nubbins Sawyer:
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He liked to tease you when you first met. He did things to get a reaction out of you. He’d often say really creepy, unsettling, shit, and laugh if you’d look uncomfortable. If you played along, it’d be even better. He’d like having someone as unhinged as him to talk to. He’d like to talk about bones, and what yours would look like on a mantle. Or slaughtering, and roadkill. He’d get into the nitty gritty details. He’d tell you about the smell of old roadkill that had been cooking in the hot sun. He spared no details. He’d also poke you during family dinner, or kick your feet under the table.
Who Fell First?:
He did. He also didn’t realize it. He was fine tormenting you one day, and the next, his chest would tighten at the mere mention of you. He didn’t know why. It was annoying. He wanted to blame you, and tried tormenting you more, but he couldn’t.
Realization:
He realized he liked you when you started to fight back. When he’d kick your feet, or poke you, you’d kick, or poke him back. When he tried to trip you, you dragged him down with you. It was Drayton’s living hell. He became dappy when you’d retaliate. Because of this, he’d fly around you all day, and never leave you alone.
Confession:
He was the one to confess. It happened by accident. Chop-Top was tormenting him, and you overheard. He didn’t really feel any shame. When you asked to confirm later on, he kinda just said it. He was very giddy when you accepted him. He made sure to rub it in Chop-Top’s face.
Love Language:
He shows his love through gift giving. If he sees a skull, or a piece of roadkill that he thinks you’ll like, he’ll give it to you. Sometimes he’ll make you things like pouches from animal hides as well. He likes to take candid pictures of you. He has a collection in his pouch, and sprinkled all over his room. He likes to tease you, too. He never really stopped since you first met. He might be a little nicer if you ask him to, though.
Dates:
He usually takes you to cemeteries for your dates. He likes to dig up, and create art from the bodies with you. It’s also one of the only ways you can get proper privacy. You guys usually go super early in the morning, when it’s still dark out. If the vibe is right, one thing might lead to another, and you’ll end up pinned down, back pressed up against a tombstone. When you guys can’t sneak out, you’ll make things with roadkill, and bones, in the house.
Random:
He likes to tease his brothers about him having a partner before them. He blows raspberries at them when you’re not looking, and does the moose horns thing. He likes to circle Drayton and chant “I got a (spouse)!! I got a (spouse)!!” Drayton usually hits him with a broom afterwards.
Future:
He doesn’t really think much about the future. He’s more of a “live in the moment” kind of guy. You guys can’t really legally get married, I imagine, but if you want marriage, you guys can certainly have a ceremony, and wear the rings. You’ll be referred to as (Y/N) Sawyer.
He proposed to you sometime after you brought the idea of marriage up to him. He created your rings with bones. He probably cut up a femur, or sanded down a vertebrae to get it rings. The proposal was kind of random. He did it in his room while you were talking. He just kinda asked, and didn’t get down on one knee or anything.
He’d be quite exhilarated during the whole thing. He’d be living off of that high for the rest of his life. Drayton would initiate the wedding. He’d go on a bit of a spiel about how he never thought Nubbins would be getting married. He’d give so many backhanded compliments. Bubba would be the flower girl. He’d be very happy for you and Nubbins. He’d give his congrats his own way. Chop-Top would be attempting to cause chaos. Drayton would have to shoo him away from the special wedding chili (he was trying to knock it over). He’d also be sorta proud in his own way. He’d tease Nubbins about it. Drayton would end up getting Bubba to restrain him after he lit a chair on fire. Grandpa and Grandma also made it!!
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Your first time together happened after a long day of gathering roadkill. Nubbins was stitching two pelts together, and you were chatting with him. Then he started to get handsy, and poke you. You retaliated, and poked him back. Soon you two were wrestling. He had gotten the upperhand, and pinned you to the ground.
Your chests rose and fell in heavy pants. Your faces were centimeters away from the other’s. For a split second, the two of you stared at each other, and then your lips locked. You started taking each other’s clothes off. He pushed all his weight onto you. His hands began touching you wildly, his lips trailing over you like a starving man.
He began biting, and sucking into your soft, supple, skin. When he drew blood, he’d turn to face you. and lick his lips with a wolfish grin. He worked his way to your thighs, leaving trails of reddened bitemarks in his wake. He licked, and sucked, then he jolted up.
He positioned his cock between your legs, burying his face into the crook of your neck. He was sporadic, feral. His thrusts were animalistic; like it was his last night on earth. He propped a leg up on his shoulder. You sank your nails into his back, leaving behind crescent shaped indents. You squirmed. When you were close to finishing, he’d stop, and relish your whines.
He likes to take pictures of you during sex. He likes to have them for later. He also likes to edge you. The way your body quivers, constantly needing more, gets him harder. He has a high sex drive, so you can expect to be doing it often. He likes it when you sink your nails into him, and claw at him. He thinks it’s very hot. It’s even hotter when you draw blood. He’s into knifeplay. Giving, and receiving. The thrill of getting an ice-cold blade pressed into his skin is almost too much to bear.
Nubbins is a top, but doesn’t mind being on the bottom occasionally. He makes a lot of jokes, and says the most vile, out of pocket, things during sex. Sex is never serious. One minute he’ll be balls deep in you, muttering about how good you feel, the next he’ll go off on a tangent about head cheese (the sounds reminded him of mac and cheese). He’s very self-assured. He acts like he knows what he’s doing when he really doesn’t. He has little to no experience at all. You’ll have to be very clear with your communication. He won’t know how to tell if you’re uncomfortable or not. He’d be very wired up, and too excitable to read your facial expressions.
He doesn’t have a favourite position. He’s fine with almost anything, as long as he has some sort of control. He likes to slap you, and pull your hair. He likes edging himself and you at the same time. If you cum before he allows you, he’ll shame you for it, and start the edging again. You’ll be at it for hours. Poor Drayton has walked in on you two several times. Everyone has.
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Chop-Top Sawyer:
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He was interested in you when you met. Not romantically, at first. You were new, and different. Like Nubbins, he liked to torment you, and see how you'd react. He liked to do things like threaten to eat you, and say it in a joking manner. There’d be a darker undertone to everything he said to you. Sometimes when he’d pick at his scalp, he’d offer you some. He liked to see you squirm, and be uncomfortable. He thought it was funny. You were also another person he could yap to, and tease. You were like a free ear. Eventually, he eased up on the tormenting, and talked more about his love for music.
Who Fell First?:
You did. You hated him at first. You really did. You hated the way he treated you. The way he’d mock you, the way he’d deal underhanded threats to you. You wanted him gone. You wanted him to leave you alone, and give you some peace. Then he did, and you were concerned. You tried to egg him on, but he didn’t take the bait. You didn’t like the silence. You tried your best to get him talking, and nothing worked, until you mentioned music. That’s when you realized how much you liked to hear him talk.
Realization:
He realized he liked you when you started to seek him out, and listen to his yaps. He realized he couldn’t be without you. His brothers didn’t listen to him the way you did. His brothers didn’t respond the way you did. He’d say something silly, and you’d go along with it. His ideas would spiral into something huge, and chaotic, with your help. He loved being silly with you; he loved being with you. He loved you.
Confession:
He was the one to confess. He just said it outright. No beating around the bush, no nothing. It happened right after he realized his feelings for you. He seemed very nonchalant about it. When you accepted him, he just smirked, and picked at his scalp. Nubbins tried to tease him about it, but he turned it around on him not having a partner. You had to stop them from fighting each other.
Love Language:
His love language is gift giving. He likes to make you mixtapes with all the songs that remind him of you. Songs that you like, songs that seem like your vibe, etc. If he comes across a record you’d like, he’d nab it. A pin that reminds him of you, as good as gone. He likes to keep physical reminders of you. Like a locket of your hair, or a tooth. Sometimes he’ll open it up to sniff it, or rattle the tooth in his hands. He likes using your shirt as a pillow case, or listening to your favourite songs when you’re not around as well. That way, it feels like you’re there with him.
Dates:
Usually, he’ll sneak you guys out after Drayton’s left. Sometimes you two will have a picnic in a nearby meadow, and listen to the radio. He’ll bring a couple joins for extra fun, but is fine if that’s not your thing, or if you don’t feel like getting high. Other times, if he has access to a car, he’ll drive out to a nearby town, and you’ll wreak havoc. Usually by committing minor acts of arson. It depends on the day.
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If he met you before Vietnam: He thought about you all the time in ‘Nam. It’s what kept him going after he suffered from his head injury. In the hospital, he’d chant your name like a mantra. Like a prayer. He was relieved when he could go back to you. He wasn’t the same, though. Before his injury, his emotions were more stable. You two had to overcome the distance time, and the injury had put between you.
Sometimes he lets you win when you wrestle because he thinks your pride at your victory is cute. He also likes waiting for you to lower your guard so he can attack again.
Future:
He’s also another Sawyer who doesn’t really think of the future. He’s fine with whatever, as long as he gets to stay with you.
If you want marriage, then you’ll get it. He’ll propose to you right then and there. You guys can find the rings afterwards. You do. Together. While ravishing through a victim’s car, you guys find a box of valuables, including two rings. They’re not engagement rings, or wedding bands, but they’re cool, and you guys like them.
If you want a ceremony, you’ll get it. Chop-Top is very spontaneous, so the ceremony will probably happen almost immediately after you propose the idea. I imagine he kinda springs this all on the family one night. They didn’t know you were engaged, and decided to hold a ceremony. Drayton almost popped a blood vessel.
The ceremony was nice. It was kinda rushed, but it worked out. Nubbins, and Bubba had managed to make a bone arch, and Grandpa, and Grandma were present. The ceremony took place inside, in Chop-Top’s room.
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Chop-Top is, well, a top. He likes having control over you. He’s very sporadic. You’ll be chilling one moment, and the next you’re under him, and he’s taking a big lick of your neck. He also makes the weirdest comments in the middle of dicking you down. He’ll talk about how your insides sound like minestrone, and how yummy they’d be. He’ll also start picking at his scalp. He usually plays music during sex. Usually Iron Butterfly. He’ll put on something else if you don’t want to listen to it, though.
He usually is a bit high while you fuck. He’s usually high all the time to be honest. Like during your first time.
He had pinned you to the bed, and started undressing you. Your lips were locked. He was grinding on you, and you were getting really into it. He had pulled away for a minute to get some air, and slowly stopped. You were confused. When you looked up, you realized that he pulled out a fat joint, and lit it on you. He offered you a hit. He took his pants off soon after... Your first time was definitely an experience...
He is a FREAK. Anything he can get his grubby little mitts on, he’ll use. He likes to play with fire, and anything sharp. Blades, and lighters are his favourites. He prefers to use them on you, but doesn’t mind getting burned, scarred, or marred. He’ll also do it any time, anywhere. In front of victims, sure. On the dinner table? Well, duh. Drayton has walked in on you two so many times. He has a broom in every room because of this. He also has a decently high sex drive. Anything you do can, and possibly will, turn him on. Helping Drayton serve dinner? Yep. Getting into a fight with Nubbins? Hell yes. He's willing to try anything at least once. It doesn't matter how strange it is, he'll do it.
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frogcereal29 · 2 days ago
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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frogcereal29 · 2 days ago
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From this fresh meme on twitter :3 (i don't think OP is on tumblr?)
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frogcereal29 · 2 days ago
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man c'mon you know he has daddy issues you can't just be nice to him like that
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