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i’m not crying you are

GUYS

ITS THANKSGIVING

i know it’s really cheesy to make a post about it but TOO BAD

i’m thankful for all of my followers especially those who have been here since the beginning and have liked every post, reblogged them a bunch of times, etc.

i’m thankful for my dogs because, well....... they’re my dogs. why wouldn’t i be thankful for my best friends

i’m thankful for my friends (online and irl) they’ve helped me through a lot and have even just been there to talk and joke around with me.

i’m thankful for my favorite bands and singers. music has been and forever will be one of the most important things in my life. i couldn’t go a day without all of my lovely creators

i’m thankful for all of my favorite actors, tv shows, and movies. movies have been a big part of my life and i grew up watching some of the best tv shows ever. from marvel, dc, sherlock holmes, and harry potter, to ren and stimpy, rug rats, rocko’s modern life, spongebob and i carly, even to wizards of waverly place, camp rock, that’s so raven and — okay i’m just rambling now.

i’m thankful for my family (duh). especially my sister and my dad. they’ve helped me through some tough shit. i love them dearly.

but most importantly...

i am thankful for @john-mulaney-right-nostril !!!

my bestestestestestestest friend ever!

she’s been there longer than my other friends have, she’s always supported me, she’s put up with my bs for the longest time, she’s helped me over come so much and i would do anything for her. she’s like family to me. she and i have shared so many laughs (especially at 4am, when we were delirious  from lack of sleep) and we’ve always given each other a shoulder to cry on. i don’t deserve to have such an amazing person as my best friend, but i got luck to be stuck with this crackhead. HER? maybe not so much. but i’m so fortunate to have someone like her to be there for me, when i’m doubting myself, or just not in a good state of mind, my best friend is always there. she’s open minded when my other friends don’t even care. she reminds me that i have a lot to live for, when my other friends don’t try to be there. so i just wanted to say thank you to @john-mulaney-right-nostril for being my bestest friend in the entire universe. i love you so much and i hope you have a happy thanksgiving

and i’m wishing you all a happy thanksgiving! love you! 🖤🤍

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agahhqha i’m kinda gay ngl

p L E A S E don’t steal, trace, or copy

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i just wanna say THANK YOU to my brother @john-mulaneys-left-nostril FOR SENDING ME THREE VIDEOS OF JESSE RUTHERFORD FROM THE NBHD AHHHHH HES TOO GOOD you have excellent taste in music my brother EXCELLENT i hope your night was WOWJSNWKQOWNWKSK

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yo i still am the emo kid and and I accept all the newcomers because yoo it’s like I’m a grandma now and I get to entertain the grandkids. even though I’m not even near being an adult I still feel special by introducing younger people to things like panic! At the disco, twenty øne pilots, etc. The fact that some people don’t get the grandparent experience and get the filthy old man one is quite depressing to hear. Hopefully they find their grandkids someday, though.

yknow.

if you make fun of children, ANY children [ like theatre kids, fnaf kids, gifted kids, etc. ] i fucking despise you. like, ignoring the fact that a lot, and i mean a LOT, of children singled out by cringe culture are autistic or neurodivergent in some way as well as being lgbt+, theyre fucking children. theyre still fucking growing up and finding their passions.

let them have some fucking form of innocence and passion in this hell of a world, god knows they fucking need it.

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goth sandy cheeks just because

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lol, don’t they realize that’s supposed to be sans?

listen

i LOVE

LOVE

LOVE

the nightmare before christmas

it’s one of my favorite movies of all time.

but

WHY THE FUCK IS JACK CALLED

BONE

DADDY?

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i never thought i’d say this sentence in my life ever, but CREEPYPASTAS HELPED ME THROUGH MY ART BLOCK?!?!?! i want to give special thanks to clockwork here. she is a miracle!

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i literally just made a creepypasta/marble hornets fan account even though i have zero knowledge on either but wanted to try it out so go follow me @slendernoodles on instagram if you want to help me gain knowledge on slender b o i

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I HATE INSTAGRAM

I’M SO SORRY @john-mulaney-left-nostril

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@john-mulaney-left-nostril and i chatting about my mishappenings 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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guess what? i want you guys to name my vampy baby boi.

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GOOD FREAKING NEWS

I CAN DRAW AGAIN

I CAN DRAW AGAIN

I CAN DRAW AGAIN

I CAN DRAW AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHHHHHH

thank you to God, as well as melanie martinez and billie eilish WOOOOOOIOO

i feel GOD in this chili’s tonight THATS FOR SURE

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okay, so i haven’t been able to draw recently. like, i can’t produce art. i’ll even try to use a base, and it still will suck terribly. It’s freaking me out because (and this may sound a little stupid) drawing lets me know that i am doing okay. it’s like my self care. let’s say i came to @john-mulaney-left-nostril saying horrible things about myself. they’d probably say “have you drawn recently?” and then i’ll be like 👁👄👁 . then, i will draw and everything will be okay for a few minutes.

i don’t know why i’m struggling so much. maybe it’s because of a recent falling out i’ve had with a girl i’ve been friends with since preschool. maybe it’s the fact that school is back and everything is different. maybe it’s even because in sixth grade a girl told me she liked me and asked if i thought that was weird and being surprised and stupid i said “yes.” i still feel terrible about that. it’s a little ironic, considering that i’ve discovered myself to be a

pansexual crackhead

soo yeah. does anyone know how to help me get back on my feet?

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and i’m his right

If y’all are going to area 51...

take john mulaney back with you.

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go follow @john-mulaney-left-nostril

she’s my partner-in-crackheadedness and she loves the spidey-boi and the spicy blonde boy witch from harry potter

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here’s @john-mulaney-left-nostril and I’s demons being inspirational or something

-DoNT STeaL-

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nothing like some good minecraft memes