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look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

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no one:

the exquisitely helpful makoto every time his influence drops to 0 during a trial and everyone votes to eliminate him immediately without even a hint of remorse:

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EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said "Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also 'Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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i like the implication that makoto believed him the first time

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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Reblog and add your favourite books to the tags <3

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I feel like this cartoon I drew for English will resonate with the Tumblr crowd

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the silent thought bubble is killing me. [watari internal monologue voice] L are you sure you should be casually admitting your lie to a suspect. L wait don't tell him about me. L

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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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the next Danganronpa should have a horse girl and she only ever talks about her horses. you think she's gonna escape her execution because she rides away on a horse but it leads her off a cliff and she splats . her ripped clothing reveals she had a tattoo on her left flank the whole time. it says "fuck"

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yes, officer, my moot who lives across the world from me and is always reblogging stuff and being unhinged on tumblr hasn't been online in 18 hours. I'd like to file a missing person report