froggy-bae

[froggy-bae]

•incorrect Haikyuu quote’s•

A/N: this is part one out of I have no idea, I will probably be doing your part with all of the schools. Also y/n is Ukais younger sibling. 

Karasuno:

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Y/N or Suga: When have I ever done anything brash or irresponsible?

Daichi: I keep a list it’s alphabetized.

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Kageyama: I’m gay and confused.

Asahi: About your sexuality?

Kageyama: Oh no, I just generally don’t know what’s going on.

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Ukai after Y/N did something stupid: I’m mortified, disgusted, humiliated, baffled-

Y/n: What are you a goddamn dictionary? 

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Daichi: Truth or dare?

Y/N: Truth.

Daichi: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/N:

Y/N: Dare.

Daichi: Go to sleep.

Y/N: I don't like this game.

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Yamaguchi: Do you have a self-care routine?

Tsuki: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Takeda: Why does Keshin always do the laundry so loudly?

Y/N: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

Ukai, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Old couch Ukai, near tears: Please, Y/n, I don’t speak young people! I don't know what a ‘yeet’ is!

Y/N and Keshin in unison: Yeet.

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Ukai who just saw Y/N and Tsukishima walk out of the storage closet together: I've connected the two dots.

Y/n: You didn't connect shit.

Ukai: I've connected them

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Daichi: I'm not doing to well.

Asahi: What's wrong?

Daichi: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Suga enters the room*

Daichi : There it is again.

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*Y/N rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Yamaguchi: What's going on?

Tsuki : Y/N wouldn't drink water.

Yamaguchi : ...And?

Tsuki : And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

Y/N, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Y/N: I have an idea.

Tsuki: A good idea?

Y/N: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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*Y/N and Tsuki enter a dive bar*

Y/N: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Tsuki, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, now.

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Tsuki: Is it still visible? Where Yachi slapped me?

Hinata : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Y/N: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Kageyama: A palm reader could tell Yachi 's future by looking at your face.

Yamaguchi : The phrase 'talk to teh hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Tsuki: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

( currently obsessed with bad bitch yachi lol)

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Y/N: Between Yachi , Yamaguchi , Tsuki, and Hinata -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Kageyama: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Y/N: Tsuki?

Kageyama: Yeah, 100%.

Tsuki from the distance: Fuck you too!

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Hinata : She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Yachi : His name was Jared he's 19.

Kageyama: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Yamaguchi , singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Y/N, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Tsuki: Horrible job everyone.

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*The second years playing a team sport*

YN: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ennoshita?

Tanaka : Have you ever played a game with Ennoshita?

YN: No…

Tanaka : Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Ennoshita, chasing Nishinoya : I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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YN: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Tsuki: I do have a sense of humor you know

YN: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Tsuki: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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YN: I turned out perfectly fine!

Keshin : YN, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

YN: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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YN who just spiked a ball at their grandfathers head: Am I going too far?

Keshin : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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YN: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Tsuki crying in the corner because he’s been forced to spend time with them for the past week: Please dear god no!

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Asahi : Why are Daichi and Sugawara sitting with their backs to each other?

YN: They had a fight.

Asahi : Then why are they holding hands?

YN: They get sad when they fight.

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Daichi: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Sugawara: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Asahi : I got distracted about halfway through.

YN: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Daichi: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Sugawara: Is it me, Daichi?

Daichi: No, it’s not you.

Asahi : Is it me, Daichi?

Daichi: It’s not you either.

YN: Is it me, Daichi?

Daichi:

Daichi, mockingly: Is IT mE Daichi?

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Daichi: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Sugawara: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Asahi : I personally was created in a lab.

YN: I just straight up spawned lol.

Daichi: I will kill all three of you.

YN: Like Tanaka killed you?

Daichi:

YN: Start running?

Daichi: Start fucking running.

[froggy-bae]

•Daichi X Suga X Asahi X GN!Y/N•

A/N: enjoyyy this kinky shitty mother fuckersssss. I might make a part two of this, also should I do a haikyuu boy’s cock  Analysis? Also I didn’t proof read fuck y’all- with love

Warnings: Sadomasochism, impact play, crying, bondage, cursing, degradation, praise, fem dom, handcuffs (I’m black that’s a trigger for me ok/j) throat fucking, chocking, oral fixation.

Daichi is switch with a Dominant lean, the only way you have a chance topping him is if you and Asahi both top him.

Daichi is a sadistic hard dom(he’s also a brat tammer but we’ll get into that later) , he enjoys seeing his partners in pain. (With their consent of course.) It turns him on so much to see his partners red skin or tears streaming down their faces.

Daichi loves to have one or more of his partners tied up. It just gets him going,  especially if it’s with his hand cuffs.

Daichi loves to humiliate his partners, he does however also like to be on the receiving end.

Daichi favorite punishment to use on his bratty partner’s (*cough cough* you and Sugawara *cough*) is to have them tied to the bed watching him and the rest of his partners have fun.

Dachi will give praise whenever it’s do but he’d much rather prefer to degrade.

Cop roleplay with Daichi dear god he would love it so much,  no I don’t take criticism fuck y’all.

Sugawara is strictly a submissive, he is a goddamn bratty bottom. He is always pushing the three of y’all’s buttons

Suga loves to get bent over one of yalls knee.

Sugas least favorite punishment is Daichi’s favorite though, he hates being tied up and not being aloud to participate in sex.

Suga and you love to push Daichi’s buttons, Asahi normally try’s to stop y’all, he normally gives up though.

Sugawara is a fucking masochistic I swear to god.

Sugawara question literally everything Daichi, you or Asahi tells him to do. It can get quiet annoying sometime but you all love it.

When your topping that’s completely different, he loves pushing your buttons until you either bend him over the bed and fuck him with your cock/strap till he’s screaming and crying, or getting a spanking.

Suga love’s praise so much (he doesn’t really like degradation or so he says but you all see the way his cock twitches when you and Daichi degrade him.) he however doesn’t do much to get praise, that man is such a bratty pillow princess.

Asahi is a service dom, he loves seeing you and Suga crying from pleasure.

Asahi is normally a very soft dom, he’ll let the two of you get away with way more than Daichi will, but when you push him far enough you better fucking pray to whatever god you do or don’t believe in.

Asahi is really into tying you or Suga up with a vibrator strapped to your clit/against the head of you or Suga’s cock.

He wants your legs fucking shaking when he’s done with you.

Asahi cant even bring himself to hurt you Suga or Daichi, so for a punishment he will normally bring out the rope, vibrator, and nipple clamps.

Asahi while he doesn’t like hurting any of y’all he loves to choke you and leave bruise marks on your hips.

Both Asahi and Daichi love throat fucking something about the sound of you and Suga gagging on their cock’s it just gets there cocks so hard.

Both Asahi and Daichi have a oral fixation, you or Suga will just be sitting beside them watching tv or something and suddenly their fingers are in your mouth, I just don’t, I don’t know how it happened.

[froggy-bae]

•Daichi X Suga X Asahi X GN!Y/N•

A/N: I will be doing a separate part with the good shit (NSFW). Also I started working on this awhile back I just couldn’t finish it.

Summary: Y/N is Hinata’s older sibling, they never were really never interested in volleyball, one day they met their little brother’s teammates, they couldn’t help but getting close to the other third years.

Warnings: cursing,

You met all of the Karasuno’s boy’s volleyball team one day when you were forced to pick up your little brother Shoyo Hinata. Everyone was shocked to find out you existed, they knew Natsu excised because her and your mother would always try to go to his game’s even though they normally couldn’t make it. You normally refused to go, you chose to just stay home and stream.

“Yo, ass fuck!” Y/N yelled as they walking into the gym. Practice had ended around twenty minutes ago, everyone had decided to stay late at the gym and hang out, sense it was a Friday night and they probably wouldn’t see each other tomorrow. Everyone’s head turned when Y/N walked into the gym. They were wearing a red-ish brown top along with a baby blue pair of jeans, along with white socks and black  tennis shoes. They leaned up against the door way of the gym. “Hinata!.” They say walking towards their little brother. They crouched down resting their chin on their little brother’s head. “Brooo, are they your partner their so fine..” Tanaka says. “Tanaka!” Daichi yells. “If you ever say some shit like that again I’ll spike a ball to your head.” Hinata says in a non-chalet way. “I’m his older sibling.” They said ruffling his hair.

After that you started showing up to practices more and hanging around third and second year’s. You  especially got close with the third years. It started out as a innocent friendship, you Daichi, Asahi, Sugawara, and Kiyoko, all quickly became a friend group

You later found out that Daichi, Asahi and Suga were in a polyamorist relationship, and that they had been sense second year.

The relationship started with Daichi and Suga, Asahi joined after.

You found this out after you had started crushing on Daichi and Asahi, it did hurt to find out you didn’t have a chance (or so you thought.)

You all stayed friends through your last year of high school, you 4 ended up going to the same college, you four decided to just be roommates as it was easier then looking for someone new, you and Asahi roomed together, with Suga and Daichi in the dorm next to you.

It was rare you and Asahi were alone in y’all’s dorm, Daichi and Suga were either in y’all’s dorm, or you and Asahi were in theirs. You often felt like a third week though, when ever that happened you would either go to the library or just go to sleep in the dorm.

One night half way though y’all’s first semester, the four of y’all ended up going to a party together. After you had all had just a little bit to much to drink (- daichi y’all made him be the DD)

Someone had suggested you play seven minutes in heaven, you were looking foward to playing thinking it would get your mind of off the three of them, how wrong you were.

Sugawara pulled your name out of the bowl, you and him ended up in the closet together.

“We don’t have to do anything-“ you started before Suga crashed his lips onto yours. Your eyes widen feeling the taller man’s lips on yours. Your eyes dilated and your face heated up while you rapped your arms around his neck. It’s felt so good, you felt wrong though. You pushed Suga away. “Im sorry, did I make you uncomfortable?” Suga asked nervously. “Your- your with Daichi and- and Asahi.” You say softly. “Yeah, yeah the three of us are together, but we want you to join us.” Your eyes widen hearing this. “Don’t joke like that Suga, it’s not funny.” Y/N said looking down. Suga grabbed your chin gently tilting it up. “Oh baby, I’m not joking baby, we’ve wanted you to join us for awhile.” Suga’s thumb gently rubs over your jaw. “Really?” You said resting one of your hands on his  bicep wrapping  your other arm around his neck. “Really, baby doll.” He leaned down capturing your lips in a kiss. He grabbed your hand leading you out of the closet. Daichi looked at you slightly confused. “I grew some balls and asked them to join us.” Asahi smiled brightly walking up to you wrapping his arms around your waist picking you up. “Eck!” Y/N rest their hands on his shoulder as he captured your lips in a kiss. Asahi put you down as Daichi walked up behind you wrapping your arms around your waist.

After that night you woke up with Suga behind you Daichi in-front of you with Asahi big spooning Daichi.

You tried to quietly getting out of the bed. You ended up accidentally pushing Suga out of the bed and falling out with him.

You all went out to get breakfast together. Then four of you talked about how it was going to work. You all decided that you would keep the same sleeping arrangement, the only deference being you would swap out who you shared a bed with.

Daichi is the calm and collected one, he is the mediator between everyone. He has kept you and Suga out of jail so many times.

Sugawara and you are the chaotic ones. You two are always on some bullshit, you and Suga always come up with stupid ideas, that Daichi always has to stop or  descalate.

Asahi is always the one that if you don’t know he’s their you won’t notice. He normally is the quite one, well the quietest out of the four of you that is.

One day while you were streaming Asahi walked out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel, your fans knew that your roommate existed and that he was in a polyamorist relationship, they all freaked out when asahi kissed the top of your head before grabbing your chin and tilting your head up kissing your lips.

Asahi was so flustered when he found out you were live. You, Suga, and Daichi had to calm him down. That was how your relationship went public, this was before you told Hinata, the way he blew up your mf phone.

Asahi was normally in the center of the bed, with you on top of him with Daichi and Suga on either side.

It’s rare the four of you fight, but when you do it’s bad, fights between you and Daichi will normally start over the smallest things, because Daichi bottles up his emotions till they explode.

Fights between you and Suga are supper rare but when they happen you two can go days without talking to each other.

Asahi and you never fight because asahi knows how to keep his cool and talk things out.

If it’s Daichi and Suga are arguing you all better prey because hell is gonna be let fucking lose. Words are gonna be exchanged. Shit is gonna get through and it’s just not a good time.

A/N#2: I might make another SFW part idk yet, also I didn’t proof read so let me know it their are mistakes. I will say y’all in my next thirst post or the NSFW part to this ok byeeee

[froggy-bae]

some of y'all only "support" polyamourus relationships when it's convenient for your little anime ships, but you're not ready for that conversation.

[froggy-bae]

I am asking in the most respectable yet down bad way I can, SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE MORE ABOUT SHADOW FROM SK8 THE INFINTY I NEED MORE ABOUT MY BABY PLEASSSEEEE.

[froggy-bae]

AHHHHH I hate wrighters block, and on top of that I also have art block rn, like I was working on a tengen uzui x y/n fic and now I don’t have the energy to finish it. BRB crying in the club😭

But hopefully I’ll have a new fic out for y’all at some point this weekend or next week.

[froggy-bae]

“Remembering what was.”

Suguro geto x Y/N Gojo ft: Gojo Saturo

!manga spoilers!

Word count: 786

Fic type: angst

“He’s really gone this time, isn’t he?” I ask adjusting my suit jacket. Satoru rest his hand on my lower back, pulling me closer to him under the umbrella. “Yeah… he is.”

I rest my head on his shoulder gripping he flowers in my hand tighter, trying to stop the tears from streaming down my face. Satoru gently rubs my back.

I feel a hot liquid on his shoulder where my face was, thats when I realized. I was crying. I hadn’t cried over anyone sense Suguro left, but I suppose I was crying over the same person, even if he was no longer my Suguro.

“Hey, remember when me you, Shoko and Suguro pranked principal.” I chuckle dryly. “Witch time?” “The time you three bitches blamed it on me!” He exclaims laughing. “Again, witch time Satoru?” I retort back poking u at my brother.

“The time we all got detention for messing with his cursed corpses.” I nod chuckling to myself. “I know what your talking about now, the good times…” I say walking over to Suguro’s grave, I knew he wasnt there, but I also didn’t know what Satoru did with his body.

The cold rain trickles onto me getting my suit and hair wet. I crotch down gripping the lily’s so tight my nuckles turn white. I hang my head low the hot globes of tears streaming down my face, now I was almost glad it was raining, Satoru wouldn’t see me cry.

I gently place the bouquet of lily’s on the grave in-front of the tomb stone. I keep my head down for a few more second trying to control my breathing and stop crying, while im still on the ground I cant help but ask. “Where’s… where’s h-his body Satoru?”

I needed to know, the only people that knew where principal Yaga and Satoru. But I need to know where the love of my life’s cold lifeless body is being kept.

“He’s beings kept with the rest of the curse objects, to stop him from becoming a cures…” I nod standing up straight, my eyes are puffy I know they are, but Satoru doesn’t mention it. And im glad he doesn’t I wold probably start crying again if he did.

“Im gonna head home.” I rest me hand on his shoulder stopping beside him. I stand up on my tippie toes kissing his cheek. He rest his hand on top of mine.

“I love you.” He says. “Love you too.” He lets go of my hand and I start walking back to the dorms .

Around fifteen minuets later I get back to the dorms. The first years were in the common room a. “Salmon!” Inumaki yells. “Mx Y/N.” Panda yells. I nod my head not trusting my voice.

I walk past all of them to the teachers area of the dorms. I open the door to my room. I take off my suit jacket hanging it upon the back of my door, before I rest my head on the back of my door. A chocked sob leaves my throats. I wipe my eyes with my dress jacket sleeve .

I walk over to my closet grabbing the box out of the bottom of it. I sit down on the bed opening the box.

I pull out my old camera and tapes. As I power up the camera I grab one of the tapes, titled: “January, 17, 2008.” I put the tape int my camera, before. I Play the tape.

“What the fuck are y’all doing?” I ask, tilting my head to the right. “Shhh!” Suguro grabs the hem of my shirts, pulling me down. “Gah, fuck!”I whisper yell. “I nearly dropped my camera assfuck!” “Sorry baby.” Suguro say pointing forward above the bushes. “Record this!” I nod my head while I look at him confused. I tilt my camera up Utahime was sitting at a table drinking a drink while reading a book. “Why am I recording Utahime-San?” I ask. “This is why!” Satoru runs up behind Utahime hitting the back o her head. Utahime spills her drink her shirt before she starts yelling and chasing Satoru around. Me and Suguro cant help but laugh as we watch Satoru run away from Utahime.

My tears hit the camera watching the tape. I miss him so much, it didn’t hurt this much watching the tapes when he left, but now, god now I could barely handle it. “What went wrong!” I yell to myself.

What the fuck happened, we were all happy, if it wasn’t for Toji Fushigiro id still have the love of my life. I wish I would have been the one to kill him, not Satoru.

A/N: I might write a part with just Y/N’s recordings.

[froggy-bae]

“One is the loneliest number.” 

Suguro Geto x Y/N Gojo, Ft: Satoru Gojo

!manga spoilers!

A/N:just a little warning, Y/N is Satorus sibling. And has the six eye.

Word count:413

Fic type: Angst

“Satoru!” I exclaim running towards the building I was told Satoru was. I run down the building stairs while screaming, trying to get Satoru’s attention.

“Y/N...” there was a curse dead in front of Satoru, along with a weird cub thing. “Satoru!” I run towards him wrapping my arms around him, Satoru wraps his arms around me gently rubbing my back.

“I thought you were on a mission.” I shake my head pulling away. “We finished it, and got called here.” He nods.

“Yo, Satoru, Y/N!” I freeze at the voice. Thats impossible, Satoru and i killed him two years ago.

I turn around, and standing there is someone that died two years ago.The memories flooded back, all the memories I tried to block out for the past five years sense Suguro was declared a traitor.

I turn my head to look at Satoru the cube had opened and I realized, it was one of the curse objects that went missing

. “My six eye tells me your Suguro geto, But my soul knows other wise!” Satoru yells. I feel tears streaming down my face. “Your right, I'm not Suguro Geto. I'm just using his body.” Suguro, or whoever he is says.

My six eye also tells me that that is Suguro but Thats not possible. Me and gojo killed him, which I still regret I should have tried harder i could have saved him. If i just tried harder.

Satoru had been sealed in the box. I stand in front of the box. “If you want the cube, you have to go though me Suguro.” I wipe my eyes with the back of my hand. He walks towards me while I'm trying to activate my cursed technique.

He grabs me by the neck throwing me into the wall. I slouch down against the wall. He picks up the box walking towards me.

“If you want to stay alive, don't follow me Y/N-san.” he walks away.

I wipe my eyes grabbing the back of my head, my head was bleeding. I pull myself up by grabbing the wall.

Hot tears stream down my face, that may have been his body, but that man wasn't Suguro Geto. That man wasn't my one and only true love.

I then realize I was the last one still technically alive, Saturo was sealed in the box, and Suguro is dead. No one can change that fact, even if his body is still there…

[froggy-bae]

Jean X GN!Reader X Eren

A/N:I wrote this at like five am after I got the idea just for a single sentence.🙃 Anyway enjoy.

Word count: 360

Fic type: Fluff

Jean and eren were arguing again, at this point I don’t remember why anymore, I just know it’s annoying as hell.

I rub my temple with my left hand and my coffee in my right hand. “Fuck you ass hat, they love me more!” Jean yells. “How does it feel to be fucking  delusional?” Eren retorts back.

“God give me mother fucking patience!” I exclaim out. Eren Jean looked at me confused before looking at each other than me again. “Don't you mean strength?” Eren ask’s. “No, if she gives me strength you two would both be dead.”

I glare at both of them finishing my coffee before standing up, pushing my chair in. I put my cup in the sink and walk to the bedroom, flopping on the bed.

“Are they mad at us?” Eren asks Jean. “No there not,” “Then why are they-“ “That was sarcasm you fucking dumb ass.” “Well I didn’t know you were being sarcastic!” Eren whisper yells.

Jean rolls his eyes, he walks to the bedroom. “Hey baby…” Jean says sitting on the bed. Eren leans up against the door frame.

“Sorry I don’t talk to people that are acting like a child.” I say my head still buried in the pillow. “Hey, we’re sorry Y/N.”

I look at Jean. “No your not. You just don’t want me mad at y’all.” Eren sits on the other side of me rubbing my back.

“Well obviously we don’t want you made at us. We love you.” I smile at Eren. “Yeah, you both love me. I sometimes forget y’all are also together.” Jean and Eren both laugh. “Yeah we do too.” Jean says.

Jean stands up before lifting the blanket and lying down on the bed. Pulling me into him. Eren does the same pushing me into Jean as he big spoons me. Eren raps his arms around my waist holding Jeans hand.

“Love y’all.” Jean says. “Love you too horse face.” Eren says. “Yeah we love you too horse face.” Jean glares at both of us. “Y’all ruined it.” Me and Eren both laugh, Jean starts laughing not long after me and Eren do.