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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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So I downloaded this habit building app, one of the ‘change your life in 60 days’ ones, and it’s been quite good so far.

It challenges you a bit, encourages you to go for a run or go to the gym, or read a 20 pages from a book or drink more water - all good stuff. And it initially gently increases the volume of these.

But I’m on week 5 now, and it won’t stop. It keeps increasing the volume and the frequency of everything which is impossible to keep up with.

“Oh, you didn’t get a perfect day because you skipped your 5K run that we’ve asked you to do six days in a row. Guess you’ve broken your streak.”

What the fuck, man?

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take ur degree off ur resume dont design the resume in anyway the ai cant read that apply for jobs ur underqualified for they dont think anyone is qualified but if ur overqualified ur also getting ignored recruiters are looking everyone thats not you and you will be ghosted

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I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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so is a utili-kilt fine if it is done in the proper style of a kilt (tartan, pleating, maybe the accessories too) but with a bunch of extra pockets?

I’d ask the question why so many people are struggling to understand the significance of a country’s national dress?

It’s not a kilt because if I go to any kilt maker here and ask for a kilt that’s not what I would get. Why is Tumblr so desperate to litigate this?

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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I am absolutely disgusted to learn that crown owns our castles and the profits are sent to Westminster. Wales is struggling, our economy is struggling, our people are struggling, our health services are struggling, and that money could go to the betterment of our lives - instead it goes to England.

despite the fact we maintain the castles and land, we don't own them. they are in OUR country. ownership should belong to us, the people who built them. we maintain them. we work in them. theyre ours and we should be able to use the profits generated by them to help welsh people, not allow the money be funnelled into the monarchy.

the fact the crown owns so much of wales is such an outdated and medieval concept and has no place in modern society.

petition here:

please sign. I am disgusted.

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TASKMASTER S19E10 "The Clever Side?"

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Pride month may be over but solidarity is forever !!!!

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Found a shirt at Goodwill from the universe where, instead of Brexit, they had Brimilation (Britain becomes the EU).

🇬🇧

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the clown