"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.
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WHY DON’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS LUNATONE
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if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. April 1st is my favourite day, especially on this hellsite
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that
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nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you
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hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?
a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:
apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.
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GET ITTTTTTTTT
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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.
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✧. ★ ˚
★ ☄︎
˚ ✧ ˚
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༘ * 🔭🐇
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