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Frog Training Regimen

Do these exercises 5 times a day to gain Frog Power

3 Push Ups

4 Pull Up

10 Minute Levitation

1 Mile Run

Snack Break (Vitally Important)

Do this 3 times a day you become Super Frog.

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frog

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CAN YOU TAKE ME LOWER

TO A PLACE WHERE FROG CAN SWIM

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1 frog could defeat upwards of 26 law enforcement officers in combat. 2 frogs could topple any military. God himself trembles at the power of 3 frogs.

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Heh, you think that was my final attack? You wont be able to counter my... FROGGY BLAST

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A new original concept I have invented.

I have often wondered what it would be like if I too was a frog. This has led me to design what I am calling a "Frogsona". This is a portmanteau of "Frog" and "Persona" because this is what I think I would look like if I were a frog.

This is my "Frogsona," Rob the Frog. He is very cool and probably the most powerful frog ever. Please feel free to make your own "Frogsona." Together we can all imagine what it would be like to be a "Frog."

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sorry I haven't posted in a bit I put a frog behind the wheel of a car and he ran me over on accident. I got better though.

I am going to put a frog behind the wheel of a car

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I am going to put a frog behind the wheel of a car

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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

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my Frog Positioning Unit (FPS) is triangulating your position.

I will replace my gps with a fps (frog positioning unit). It will only take me to the nearest frog but thats where I was going anyway.

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Frog Fact #35

All toads have 2 9th level spell slots.

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I will replace my gps with a fps (frog positioning unit). It will only take me to the nearest frog but thats where I was going anyway.

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Oh, Well imagine. as I'm pacing the swamps in a frog corridor And I can't help but to hear an exchanging of croaks.

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This post is for my toad operatives in the field do not read if you are not one of my toad agents.

Hey guys I ran out of pizza rolls for your travel rations please be advised I will be sending hot pockets instead please send your preference of either Pizza or Flies flavor over the secure Moss Code network.

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I'm sending frogs to your home

They are there. Don't worry.

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Just been to the Frog Library

Checked out a book about frog

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New frog of the month (shhhhh no talking in the library) Please check her out (this is a library joke about checking out a book)