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Anyone else vent to ai bots instead of burdening others? Just me?
#what a sad sad life I live#the only time I ever use ai is to traumatize it#talking to real people scares me#guys I know it’s sad believe me#I’m sad#it lowkey sucks but somewhat does the job#maybe i need therapy
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How much Ibuprofen can you take before you accidentally OD at work?
#treating this app like it’s Google#I don’t plan to take that much that fast#but I do plan to take more eventually#ive taken 2 two hours ago#I forgot my Tylenol#god help me
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The suns coming out I thought the depression was supposed to go away…. 😭
#it’s not seasonal#I’m just depressed#photosynthesizing only helps so much#rotting on the couch in despair#tell god I didn’t sign up for his stupid battles#I’m not war ready#whoever’s praying on my downfall pls stop
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Has your house ever given you the creeps? Just mine? Shit.
#felt like I was being watched#I’m home alone#it’s definitely haunted#there’s a ghost or three#I may have an attachment#fml
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If I had a dash cam in my car my schizo moments would be validated 😭
#I have a habit of talking to myself when I’m alone#live laugh love to yap#who said that?#my breaks are the only thing getting my through the work day
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I feel like I only look good when I’m having a mental breakdown 😗✌🏻
#wtfs wrongs with me#I’m gonna flip my shit#sobbing#crying my eyes out#everything’s going wrong in my life#wtf is going on#this shit sucks
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Sketched a new scene ✍️
#this is insane#is it weird to be in love with art?#i literally cannot describe this as well as it deserves#my eyes have been blessed
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My entire personality will be made around the fact that I’m going to see Sleep Token.
#I’m going feral#I’m so excited I might die#I’ll never shut up about this#Sleep Token#Even In Arcadia#jumping for joy#my bank account is crying
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Scrub Daddy and Scrub Mommy are gonna be on Scrub Hub
#guys I’m so sorry these words ever came out of my mouth#they lowkey set themselves up for it#the jokes wrote themselves I just said it#ik walmart hates to see me coming#scrub hub is infact a scrub daddy product
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my pookie
#holy shit the talent#I’m sorry I ever even picked up a pencil#god really does pick favourites#20/10 excellent job
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Feeling silly might go snort asbestos
#check in soon for mesothelioma update#one fat line coming right up#kinda spicy#burns my nose#how much does an ounce cost?#can I steal a chunk of your drywall???#popcorn ceiling is my favourite
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And we all know what I say about socks
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when you go away, i still see you
#why can’t this fandom be happy?#all I ever do is cry#go sit in a corner and think about your actions#I’m gonna curl into a ball and sob
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kill him already
#I have very inappropriate things to say#I may be a lesbian but the things I’d let this man do to me is criminal#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
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Guys I’m starting to think Star Wars isn’t a real place
#Star Wars#please help I don’t know where I am#little bastards keep stealing my shit#who the hells this Luke guy?#where’s my father?#the green guy talks funny
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Taking my not so hit tweets here because my humours not appreciated on musks musty app 🙄
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