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just read a little mermaid fic and my brain went wow you should write a mermaid fic. girlplease

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hold on gotta break out the reaction images

Kinda run out of steam in the end, but I wanted to get this idea out of my head. @frozenjokes cubscar(ian) is living rent free on my brain.

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OH MY GOD?!?!!!!??!??? OH MY FUCKINGHG GOD I. MGON A ARUEUAHUSHDUSHDKSJSNXBHDJSNSJDJDJSJSJSJJSJSJSJSKSKAHSUSIFIID ?!?!?!!???!!!?????????}!!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING. WATCH IT. REBLOG THAT SHIT. LOVE. POURING MY LOVE ONTO YOU. WAAUAUAUUGHGGHGG THEM!!!!!!! POLYAMORY WINS BABY!!!!!!

Kinda run out of steam in the end, but I wanted to get this idea out of my head. @frozenjokes cubscar(ian) is living rent free on my brain.

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it's called HERmitcraft. trans her genderrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im sure you've answered this somewhere before but why does X wear his helmet? ik you've said he's not a hybrid which i assume just means he's human, so is it just that he doesnt like showing his face? or is it plot or backstory related? -starr

Who’s to say!! Seems to be a mystery to the other hermits…

(shoutout to @kiwinatorwaffles‘s baldsuma comic, i couldn’t not make a cheeky reference to it hehe :] )

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drag queen scar YAYY

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I wanted to make more of a mumbomaid au sketch page but this is all that left my brain and given im kinda approaching the need for a slow down/break creatively im not going to force it. thinking about reading dungeon meshi? that girl covered in blood seems pretty hot. anyway. snippet below for context. if you can even call it that.

Grian. Nothing about him was satisfying. God, Scar was angry, he was so angry, and that felt bad, but so much better than being sad and awkward all the time, and suddenly Scar wanted nothing more than to be back on the dingy carpet of the apartment lobby, hissing and grunting and beating the piss out of each other; finish what they started. But he couldn’t exactly do that, so he took a shower about it instead, head resting idly against the tile as the water ran down his back. About an hour of that passed before he got bored of it, so he got out, not even remembering if he washed his hair, and collapsed once more onto his bed. The thought still hadn’t left his head. He eyed his phone dangerously.

Etho had sent him a text telling him he got home safe, no doubt sent after Bdubs pestered him to do so. Pearl had asked something about needing to buy some more supplies for the sanitation department at the zoo, which Scar okayed without even looking at the list. He opened Grian’s messages.

‘Are you sober?’ Scar watched the screen idly, eyes half lidded, but perked up a bit when Grian answered quickly.

‘yes? it’s 3:00 Scar’

‘why.’

Scar typed and deleted the message for five whole minutes, struggling to put his thoughts to words. Well. At this point, there was no sugarcoating this.

‘I want to fight. And then get very drunk. And then maybe fight again. And then throw up probably’

‘We didn’t get to finish’

‘would feel irresponsible asking if you were not sober’

‘how sweet’

‘I’ll be right over. I want to trash your house’

‘I did not invite you.’

Grian did not respond. Scar didn’t need to wait more than a minute before knowing he wasn’t going to. Fine then.

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they would behave at all, so Cub would make them. Also, I hope you get well soon (having the plague must be rough).

THE WAY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD I AM D Y I NG. HIS FUCKING. LITTLE SHIT EATING SMILE. he’s glad they fight. he WANTS this. CUBGUY! the little scar in fetal position is sending me. this entire thing is sending me. (also, I’m doing well now! mostly recovering yesterday and just woke up feeling a lot better!)

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Can I get CUBGUY'S autograph? I'm a big fan of his.

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get got I guess

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ok time to make a relaxed, low effort animatic (<- me, two hours ago)

me now, covered in blood:

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YOU 🫵

I wasn’t searching you out in tumblr yet you still found your way into my dashboard…

…I was going to compliment you on the last cubscar(ian) part and they YOU TRY TO KILL ME IN THE FEELS WITH BOATEM GHOST

COME BACK HERE THATS ENOUGH WHIPLASHES FROM YOU (/lh/nm i love your works a ton <3)

thank you! congratulations on being one of like two people that actually saw the Signing Off rewrite chapter LMAO I think I. Probably need to rework the tags but I am struggling. It’s hard when no one is really friends and also they’re all dying and the relationships aren’t complicated enough to warrant those kinds of tags ? ao3 is also still something that’s somewhat new to me so 💔 tags. are difficult. Trying my best.

anyway the whiplash will be staying forever and ever amen but I’m glad you enjoyed! I’m here all night switching wildly between just wanting these mcyts to kill each other and wanting them to kill each other but also make out about it. I love rambling.

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If you know Jujutsu Kaisen, I feel like if cub is in that anime he'll have his own domain expansion: GLITTER DOMAIN EXPANSION 🤞

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Cub: We’re off to send some mail, ladies and gentlemen! This is the first time I’ve sent mail to somebody, except when I sent Etho a wooden hoe named “Your Mom”

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I found an old sketch and decided to actually finish it for once lol

Their asses are not moving

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transcript under

Cub: By the way, I've- I've now transitioned. (vine boom sound) I don't know if you guys have seen this but like slowly, I've been transitioning. (vine boom sound)