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Coldmirror-Zitate die dir ewig im Kopf bleiben
(Fühlt euch frei weitere hinzuzufügen!)
“Schinken!”
“Harry, Harry, Harry… ach Mist, jetzt hab ich da “Harry” hingeschrieben!”
“Oh man, ich hoffe ich kriege ein Glumanda!” “Ohh, Pech gehabt! Es ist nur ein PIEKATSCHUUH!!”
“Hey, lass mal voll gegen die Wand rennen!”
“Ich habe sie im Radio gesehen!”
“W-was wollen sie von mir?!” “Liebe, Harry. Liebe.” “Wa- wa- wa-” “Ei ei ei! So, tschö!”
“Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot!”
“Jo, fättes Grafiddi!”
“Lasst uns mal fett was fraizen!”
“Wieso sind zu spät zum Unterricht gekommen?” “Wir haben das Adventskalendartürchen nicht gefunden…” “Es ist Juli.” “Ach deswegen haben wir’s nicht gefunden!”
“Albernes Zauberstabgefuchtel und kindische Hexereien wird es hier nicht geben!” “Was?! Das wird es hier nicht geben?! Ich bin im falschen Kurs! ARRRGH!” *Fenster klirrt*
“Wieso habe ich nur das Gefühl als würde ich hier Scheiße halten? …Ach, der hatte ja wirklich Scheiße am Hemd…”
“Post für mich, es gibt Post für mich, es gibt Post für mich, da freu ich mich!” “Was ist denn hier los?” “Samma haste nicht zugehört?! Ich hab doch den “Post für mich”-Rap gesungen!”
“Sollten wir nicht schon um 10:00 in der Schule sein?” “Ja… und das nicht schon vor zwei Wochen??”
“Umgangssprache, männliches Geschlechtsorgan, sechs Buchstaben.” “Pimmel?” “Höhö, du hast Pimmel gesagt, höhöhö…”
“Wow, ich glaub ich seh doppelt! Sechs Köpfe!”
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I love you Black lesbians. love you Native and Indigenous lesbians. many kisses for my Hispanic and Latino lesbians. lots of love for every Asian lesbian out there. i love every lesbian poc you're all amazing and deserve to be acknowledged this lesbian week of visibility<3
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Y/N: I'm so gonna die alone.
Loki: Y/N, you're not gonna die alone. You got me.
Y/N: Tony was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Loki: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Y/N: If I'm gonna be an old lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that Mason guy in the subway, who eats his own face. So I figured I'll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man… Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
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Y/N: If Thor and I were drowning, who would you save?
Loki: Can neither of you two swim?
Thor: It’s a hypothetical question, brother! who would you save?
Loki: my time and effort… and Y/N… cause he’s mine.
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Y/N: You know like how Tony and Pepper recently went shopping for baby-things and dragged me along?
Loki: … Yeah I do.
Y/N: Well, Tony was looking at some pink bowls, with cute designs, cause he really wants a girl.
Loki: Alright… and what if it’s gonna be a boy?
Y/N: That’s what Pepper asked. And just as I turned back around to them, I hear the sound of metal and he is, I kid you not, showing her a dog bowl.
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You, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Loki: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Loki: Here you go.
You:
Loki:
Thor: Why am I here?
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Loki: …
Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... why are you being so quiet?
Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.
Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... What did you do?
Loki: I may or may have not… gotten a kitten…
Y/N: Whut?
Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*
Y/N: *slightly shock but unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?
Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.
Y/N: *realization hits him* oh my fucking Hel, that's a Flerken. Where did You find A bloody Flerken?
Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~
Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has tentacles! It’s stomach is basically a bag of holding!
*A couple seconds of Silence*
Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?
Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.
Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.
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"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"
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