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*Saw Theme Song Plot Twist Reveal*

NYPD chase a man for fare evasion, tase him, become “aware of a knife” and then started blasting, hitting a cop, and two bystanders (one in the head) before getting this guy. Backtracking with “well this guy has done xyz before”, the cops didn’t know that. They frantically looked him up so they could justify a mass shooting of New Yorkers.

They drew guns over skipping the fare. They fired at anything that moved when they thought he had a knife. No confirmation that he even did have a knife.

Appalling.

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gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

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People have been bringing up how Laios probably appreciates Marcille being direct about her emotions. I would like to add my take on what Marcille appreciates about Laios.

Marcille is fucking crazy. Her first solution to any problem is to cast Blow Its Head Off, her second solution if that didnt work is to rocket jump away (Undine) or rocket jump Laios into it (Red Dragon). Laios' reaction to being revived for the first time was being traumatized by and scared of living armor for a while. The first time Marcille gets drowned and comes back her reaction is "holy smokes!! this is just like what i studied in grad school!!! Do you have a spot in your party?" Then theres the infamous "hey Laios, would you mind if I blaspheme against nature by using a dark blood ritual to bring my girlfriend back to life by reconstructing her out of the carcass of the beast that killed her"

And you know what? Laios doesnt go "wtf thats taboo." He goes: "Okay! Lets sort the bones 👍"

Marcille is fucking insane and while she would never admit to it im sure she appreciates the touden sibling for their ability to look past her unhingedness because theyre also unhinged.

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eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle

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if you’re a trans ally you have to be ok with seeing topless dudes with their tits out & girls with bulges in their jeans or skirts etc. trans bodies are normal, get used to them, they’re not going anywhere.

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Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Tfw you suck at your job and expect the second most powerful person in the world to also suck at her job :(

Critical support for Kamala Harris scaring her staffers into doing their highly lucrative jobs instead of gossiping with reporters at Bullfeathers’

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I love how the casting notice for Hermes in Hadestown effectively reads "Any age, any gender, any race, ability to serve cunt essential"

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.