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I empathize.

Possibly listening to too much HDTGM now, my internal monologue has started to sound like Jason Mantzoukas

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UCB babies, 2006

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*gasp* THERE’S A NOTE

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I’m not sure I want you working with Pimento, he’s a little… unstable

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How about something where Oscar Isaac and Jason Mantzoukas play brothers?

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Sleeping with Other People

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Jason Mantzoukas talks to Seth Meyers about some of the notable scumbags he has played over the years

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I started texting a friend of mine just in what I suspect is like people when they live tweet a movie or something except it was just to him, and I was getting white wine drunk on an airplane just in tears I was so angry at this movie

Jason Mantzoukas about Batman V. Superman (via doublelinthemorning)

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Jason glued his chin to Seth’s shoulder while I posed for another picture entirely.

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"some guy who says he isn't Jason Mantzoukas" -- Nick Kroll on Facebook

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Jason Mantzoukas pictured here describing how tall the wild boar was that attacked us on a hike in Hawaii. In self defense, I ended the boar’s life swiftly and bestowed a prayer on its soul as it entered the next realm. Jason was petrified And wet himself. Unfortunately, he’s not on social media to refute this story.

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Do you truly believe you're in love with Jason?

I wouldn’t joke about such things on the Tumblr I created to glorify his name.

Besides, it’s completely possible to fall in love with a celebrity as long as you’ve lightly touched their arm twice, and made Significant Eye Contact once. That tells you everything you need to know about them as people.

As a further note, my love life is a disaster, meaning, it’s going about as well with Jason as it is with anyone else. So if I’m going to have a go-nowhere romance, it might as well be an imaginary relationship with a celebrity, because you might as well aim high.

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I thought I was the only one that had a giant crush on him. This page is fabulous!

You aren’t the only one with a giant crush, that is for certain, and yes, the page is fabulous. But I would like to clarify: I do not have a crush on Jason.

I AM VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH HIM.

THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

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Invitation

I think you’re hilarious and probably fun to be around. Hear you on HDTGM episode where you were intent on finding a baby in the audience. My daughter’s first birthday is coming up. You’re totally invited.

Someone sent the above message to me, thinking that I am Jason, even though the submission box says something like “I’m not him but go ahead.” So I feel OK about calling this person a dumb-dumb dildo.

Although to be fair: The first sentence describes me to a tee. I thought the person was actually inviting me to a party for a moment until I realized that I’m not audible on any HDTGM episodes. So maybe I’m only calling this misguided soul a dumb-dumb dildo because my feelings are hurt.

But I’m super hilarious and fun to be around. Also, I’m very attractive. Invite me to your parties. ALL OF YOU MUST PLAN PARTIES THAT INVOLVE LOTS OF CHEESE AND INVITE ME TO THEM AND I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. kthanks

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You guys have a real understanding, I suspect at this point, of my hate for Logan. (So this must have been a nightmare for you!) This was a nightmare. This was a nightmare. When the Life & Death brigade came on screen I basically lost my mind. I was sooooo angry. Like, to live in a world in which that much real estate in this show is given to these dildos. Got to come in, dressed like fucking assholes, in steam punk nonsense. I was enraged. Enraged.

Jason Mantzoukas about the LDB X (via alwaysthequietones)