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monster mashing questions

ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?

dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?

nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?

creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)

godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?

frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?

the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?

zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?

mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?

king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?

alien: what is your strangest feature?

50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?

witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?

cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?

nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?

mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?

werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?

freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?

jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?

golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?

leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)

sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?

mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?

robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

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Leave "Let's leave your fate to the numbers..." In my Inbox!

In which you send me in my inbox "Let's leave your fate to the numbers...", and I'll go on a random number generator from numbers 1-20 and whatever number I land on is what's going to happen to my muse! These will only last a day, so why not leave your fate to the numbers?

1: My muse is now married to yours, that or is under the assumption that the two of you are married.

2: Will gain an unnecessary obsession for your muse, whether it be humourous or taking the obsession to another level is up to you...

3: Gender swapped! Your character is now the opposite gender! To add to that they also believe that they've been that gender their whole life!

4: My Muse is now your personal maid/butler!!! Dress them up fancy and they'll listen to any of your muse's orders and they HAVE to obey.

5: My muse is now over sensitive and will take anything and everything the wrong way. They will be a bumbling mess of emotions and misunderstandings...

6: My muse now becomes a flirt, but not just any flirt; the cheesy kind. My muse will start flirting with just about anyone disregarding gender and the like with cheesy pick up lines.

7: My muse will eat a salad, that's it... (Only one Fandom will get this joke...)

8: My muse will become the next Shakespeare! They will draw their voices out with the poet within them!

9: My muse goes blind! Their vision is gone and they can't see anything!!!

10: My muse becomes a matchmaker, they will begin shipping people and doing whatever they can to get their OTP together. That and squeal with joy when they do get together (Just like everyone on Tumblr!)

11: My muse now has the urge to get yours in bed with him. They will do anything they can to get what they want with yours, and they want it badly! (Only one that is deniable due to age restrictions as well as Mun being uncomfortable doing it and please don't go as far as doing rape stuff unless you have the Mun's consent, keep this fun and legal!)

12: My muse becomes a Neko, they will grow ears and a tail and completely disregard their human nature to become a true Neko.

13: Suddenly my Muse is experiencing a horrid disease that's slowly killing them on the inside! The pain is ripping them a part piece by piece!!! There is but only one cure for this and it's for my muse to make lip with yours! Your muse is the only antidote!

14: Well now my Muse has shrunk down back to the size of a five year old and has the mindset of one as well...

15: Lip locking that's all I have to say...

16: My Muse becomes a super Tsundere!!! N-N-Not like I wanted them to be one anyway... Idiot...

17: My Muse now has the personality of a clown, they will try and get everyone to laugh and bring a smile to people's faces! Using comedy of course~!

18: My muse will now become a psychopathic killer that is on the hint for blood! But not just anyone's blood... Your muses blood... They won't be satisfied until your muse takes their last breathe and will destroy anyone that gets in their way

19: Your muse becomes a scaredy cat, anything including even the smallest twitch frightens them. It's like the world is a horror movie to them and they're the main characters

20: You've been spared a lucky glance, nothing seems to happen to my muse... They are in the clear!!!

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“You really have no idea what you’re doing, do you?”

“I don’t know why I believed you.”

“You have no idea how much I hate you.”

“You do realize they’ll never truly love you, right?” 

“You don’t really blame them for cheating on you, do you?”

“Yeah, but they never really loved you to begin with.”

“This tastes like garbage.”

“I could go with you, or I could swallow razor blades.” 

“Your parents have no idea who you are.”

“You sure as hell aren’t here on purpose.”

“Is it really much of a wonder why we broke up?” 

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like if you left.”

“They think you killed her.” // “They think you killed him.” 

“No amount of make up is going to help you right now.”

“I told him you ditched class to fuck your friend.”

“I hope alternate universe you gets hit by a bus.”

“You can’t change what your parents did, so stop making excuses for yourself.”

“Oh.. No, You look disgusting.” 

“Honestly I’d rather die in a fire.” 

“Your life makes Minions look like a masterpiece.”

“Have you ever heard of swimming with cinder blocks? It’s all the rage right now. You should try it sometime.” 

“You belong on the CW and that is so not a compliment.”

“Did you really think you were going to help the situation?” 

“When you say shit like that, it’s literally the reason we can’t be friends.”

“I liked you better when you acted like I actually mattered to you.” 

“Most people would have left you ages ago.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead.”

“You’re not worth the air.”

“You might still have a shot with the blind.”

“Stop fucking cornering me all the time. Haven’t you put it together yet?”

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“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

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Send my character a dirty text. Whether by accident or intentional is your choice.

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Send (ﾍﾟ◇ﾟ)」for your muse to walk in on mine taking nudes.

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Ask my muse “Would you sleep with ___?”

And my muse with not only answer yes or no but they will include one thing they’d like to do to/with/or have done by the other muse.

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Send me “Pornhub” for your muse to find a NSFW video of mine online.

Note: Bonus if you describe the video.

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Send “Nudge” on anon if you want to ship with my muse but you’re too shy to say it off anon.

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justanotherrpmemeblog​:

Send 💗 if you are willing to ship our muses platonically. Send ❤ if you are willing to ship our muses romantically. Send ✖ if you are willing to hateship our muses.

If we’re currently already shipping (regardless of type of ship) our muses then send  ∞ to let me know that you still enjoy it.

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Pick Up Lines - Christmas Edition

NSFW/Adult Topics…. 

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

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Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.

Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)

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Christmas Memes

These can be interpreted as angsty, sad, smutty… anything you can imagine!

1. “please, please, please ignore that mistletoe.” 2. “did you make the eggnog or did grandma do it?” 3. “this is way too strong! there are children here, you know?” 4. “will you help me get the tree from the attic? i hate it up there.” 5. “this is the first Christmas without (…..). it’s weird, isn’t it?” 6. “i could use some extra hands over here.” 7. “thank you for letting me celebrate with you guys.” 8. “isn’t it weird, not celebrating with your family?” 9. “will you come sit on Santa Claus/Mrs. Claus’ lap?” 10. “have you been naughty?” 11. “you have been very nice for me, i see.” 12. “come on! give me a hint for what my present is!” 13. “i want to spend every Christmas of the rest of my life with you.” 14. “this is the worst Christmas party ever.” 15. “where is everyone? am i too early?” 16. “you seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot?” 17. “Merry Christmas, asshole.” 18. “try not to behave like a slut this time, alright?” 19. “um.. who’s this present for?” 20. “please don’t make me remind you of the Christmas of 2009.” 21. “how do you know Santa isn’t calling everyone a hoe in here? for all we know there’s an ‘e’ behind it.” 22. “i’m so jealous of you. you have the perfect family.” 23. “alright, let’s go sit around and tell each other our most embarrassing stories of last year.” 24. “i have something to announce..” 25. “this is the best Christmas ever!”

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CUDDLE BUDDY APPLICATION

Name:

Age:

How well do we know each other?:

Are you attracted to me?

Why do you want to be my cuddle buddy?

Can we watch a movie while we cuddle?

Are tickle wars allowed?

Are pillow fights okay?

Anything else?

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Bad Lines After Sex sentence list - send some for my character's reaction!

"Thank goodness that's over."

"Never again."

"You are so lucky,"

"That'll do, pig."

"Sorry, are you finished?"

"I think the condom broke."

"Damn it, what's your name again?

"Wait, that was it?"

"Can I open my eyes now?"

"I should really stop reducing myself to these standards."

"Alright, you can leave now."

"That was okay, I guess."

"I think I'm sobering up... You're getting ugly again."

"Oh! Are you still here?"

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Turn ons & Turn offs: LET'S GET DETAILED

send me a ● for a turn-on,

send me a ○ for a turn-off,

send me a ◑ for a GUILTY turn-on,

send me a ◐ for something that’s only a turn on if CERTAIN people were to do it or only on CERTAIN occasions.

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Somehow our characters get into a playful wrestling match. Send me a △ and my character will react to feeling yours has become... excited.