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my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore
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Catty helps score hole in one. (via futureygoodness)
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ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life
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I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.
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