fungi-maestro
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fungi-maestro · 13 days ago
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Looking for a job in a science field will age you 1000 years as you realize you could make more money doing any minimum wage job in a big city than you could doing anything with your major anywhere.
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fungi-maestro · 19 days ago
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I'm not really that worried by the "gum releases micro plastics" thing, because I sleep with a plastic retainer and I grind my teeth. I've probably eaten more micro plastics from that than I will ever eat while chewing gum.
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fungi-maestro · 1 month ago
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Holding my hand over a large button that will blow up blogs I am annoyed by and whenever one gets a little too close to crossing the line, I mime smashing it like a chinpanzee until the feeling passes
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fungi-maestro · 1 month ago
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It's been 2 years since it happened and I'm still blown away by the kindness of my friends & even strangers online to help me get on hormones in 2023. It has legitimately improved my life to a degree that I didn't think was possible at the time and I am looking forward to the future for the first time in a while. It's just amazing and still surreal. I don't know that I ever properly expressed how much everybody helped, even with just kind words and spreading my request around.
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fungi-maestro · 1 month ago
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I saw a poem on here the other day about a cat with kittens that is the third generation in her family to not be touched by humans and now I cant find it ANYWHERE. TUMBLR.
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fungi-maestro · 2 months ago
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Please... You have to hire me..... *weakly coughs up a resume*
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fungi-maestro · 2 months ago
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1 pm: edible. 2 pm: 5 hour nap. 7 pm: coffee. My body doesn't even know where to start. Bend to my will, worm.
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fungi-maestro · 2 months ago
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The most lukewarm feeling is finishing a show and going to the tag and it's pages and pages of uncut sexual fanfiction. So unbelievably uninterested in that. Sorry.
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fungi-maestro · 2 months ago
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It's actually sickening to have to buy a cap and gown for graduation. $80 for some crap I will only wear one single time. What the helllll. What is it with single use ceremony gear that makes companies charge insane prices for what is basically just a piece of colored fabric.
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fungi-maestro · 2 months ago
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I love getting so sleep deprived that everything around me begins to transform into a pillow and blankie like I'm a starving man on a lifeboat with my only surviving crewmate
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fungi-maestro · 3 months ago
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I get that Tumblr is the website where nothing dies and posts are still being circulated from 10+ years ago, but I feel like in an age where timestamps can be easily added to your display, it should be polite to just ignore certain posts from over a year ago. Just an idea.
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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Every day American politics tests everyone's patience by releasing some bill that's like "observing normalcy and continuing usual activity" and it's mostly related to farm taxes, except for a random section in the middle that mandates all babies be subjected to 1 hour in a glass cube full of leeches and wasps after birth. And the bill passes unanimously for some reason.
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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I don't think all youtube videos need to be an hour long
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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Everyone I know is always telling me that I take pictures of animals that do not accurately depict their cuteness. I disagree. I take pictures of animals that show them exactly how they look, and if they seem ugly, I had nothing to do with that.
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE. ok now look at my dust bunnies
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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the best posters on the website live in the middle of nowhere. it's like a writer isolating in the countryside
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fungi-maestro · 4 months ago
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