funkiestmerman
funkiestmerman
definitely not todd noy
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funkiestmerman 9 hours ago
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SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert
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funkiestmerman 9 hours ago
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the what?
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funkiestmerman 9 hours ago
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funkiestmerman 1 day ago
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You can't be parasocial with dead musicians and writers btw. It's called having a soul bond
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funkiestmerman 2 days ago
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Extremely entry-level no-fun-allowed hater moment incoming but. You, tumblr user, does that post actually "go harder that it has any right to" or are you just easily impressed by flowery prose with vaguely religious tone?
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funkiestmerman 2 days ago
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funkiestmerman 2 days ago
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In Wigan, it's as good as Nothing
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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Every time I see an Anthony Fantano video, my first thought is always just, "Who gives a fuck?"
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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back in the day there was a site where you could buy stuff made with human leather, that鈥檚 what they took from us after the internet got all gay and pg
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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my honest reaction when the pizza I put in 20 mins ago is waiting for me after a shower
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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In wigan you鈥檙e as good as dead
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funkiestmerman 3 days ago
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i think all rpf is justified because rpf doesn鈥檛 come from nowhere. they were doing something to deserve it
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