Howdy, I’m Andrew somehow 30, Simpson reference goes here
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I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
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adulthood is actually just an eternal cycle of cleaning your kitchen. other rooms you clean and they're clean for a while, but the kitchen you clean and it's messy again right away. you are the sisyphus of cleaning your kitchen
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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you
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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason
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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
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