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NEW* FIC !!!! (WHAT ?? I KNOW RIGHT !!!)

*well actually old fic . i just finally edited it enough to publish .

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CHECK OUT THIS UNFINISHED PIRATES MAJORWOOD I FOUND IN MY NOTES ??

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new fic !!

WHERE MY SCWHIP GIRLIES AT !!!!

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new fic !!!

this ones a more niche one !! a commission for @cillpiines :DD my gift to you kris and jack nation !!!!!

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HYPNOSIS FIC....... 2 !!!!

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un-anoned some of my old scwhip fics ! 👍

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unfortunately too tired to make a proper post BUT ! new treebark fic ! post session 6 :)

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my 9th main account treebark fic is out !

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hello gay people

some shadowrot for you

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yall like hypnosis?

i know i do . i wrote a whole fic about it

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new sausage fic, ft one mister wurst

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anyways i just think that vmartyn is horribly out of touch with his bodys needs and someone has to force him to eat some soup and take a nap

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new genfic !

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dont really have the energy for a whole post but !! i posted a new fic , its nlsmp scott & sparrow

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that underdog scwhip sequel i said id do ! hooray !

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You're as Cold as Ice

Martyn knew Scott was a playful fellow, and he knew he used his powers for mischief. Somehow, though, this still surprised him.

ANOTHER fic i wouldve posted on anon if it werent so short . based off this hc , where martyn freezes when surprised ^_^

word count: 485 | warnings: none | overall: majorwood , the sillies of all time

"Go on then..." Martyn groused, nudging a bucket of powdered snow at a few of his Colins. Two sniffed, but none of them ate. "C'mon! What else are you eating in the mountains anyways? I've given you everything else I've got!"

The Colins seemed unimpressed by this little tirade. To be fair, Martyn thought with a huff, they seemed fine enough just not eating. Maybe they didn't have to? But then how-?

Martyn's hood fell down- no, got pulled down- and he startled. He turned, being met with a quickly dissipating flash of orange and an impish giggle. He sighed with a smile.

"Scott, I saw you."

A pause. He saw another flash of orange behind him, reflected in the ice.

"No you didn't," said Scott’s voice- though Martyn couldn't turn in time to see him.

"Oh, c'mon," Martyn scoffed when Scott had disappeared once again. "All you're doing is tiring yourself out, you know. If you've got something to say, y'can just say it!"

Martyn waited for a moment, one longer than the previous, before he heard the quiet sound, began to twist around-

But Scott’s hands went to his waist, and suddenly a soft kiss was placed to Martyn's cheek.

Martyn was frozen before he realized- as tended to happen when he was surprised or otherwise frazzled- but now was an incredibly inopportune time for that to take effect. Scott had managed to move quick enough that his face hadn't got stuck in the ice block, but his hands weren't as lucky. Martyn could make out a muffled laugh and a surprised "Martyn!" as Scott tried to pull his arms free. Martyn would've cringed had his face not been stuck in an embarrassing look of shock.

Finally, finally, the effect wore off. Scott stumbled back, cackling with laughter as Martyn turned to give him a nasty look.

"Quit laughing!" said Martyn which, in retrospect, he should've known would only make Scott laugh louder. "You can't just do that, alright?"

"I didn't know-" Scott wheezed. Martyn folded his arm as he waited for the other to get it together enough to speak.

"I didn't know you'd freeze like that," he said. Then, with a remaining chuckle, "Usually people get hotter when they're flustered."

"Well, clearly I'm hot enough already," it was basically an automatic response on Martyn's part. Scott cooed a little laugh.

"Aw, that's true..." he hummed. Then, after a moment, "I'll have to try that again sometime, that was adorable-"

""Adorable-?'"

"I wish I could've seen your face."

"You will absolutely not be doing that again, I'll learn to spot you in seconds if you even try."

"Aw, you don't like my kisses, Martyn?" Scott asked, stepping forward with a frown.

"Uh-" Well.

Scott giggled again, then, and gave Martyn a little boop on his nose.

"Careful," he said with a grin, opening a portal behind himself, "You're getting a little frosty."

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hey gang if you like empires smp, renchanting, worldbuilding, and a lot of gay subtext, good news !! i just finished underdog, my longtime multi-chapter fic, and took it off anon ! check it out , its my baby .