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the fact that kalina knew fig was into ayda before she did. fig wasn’t even infected, so this was just kalina looking through riz & sandra lynn & tracker & kristen’s eyes. in between planning logistics with aelwyn and arianwen and general taking-over-the-world machinations, she took one look at this punk teen and said that is a baby gay. gonna promise this gossipy racist elf twink 10 gold pieces to make fun of her about her crush and that should take care of it.

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IM SORRY BUT THIS DIVA!?

The poses. The style. The heels. The nails. The snatched waist. The bird that keeps mimicking them. Michael Kovack’s voice?!

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I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.

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I will not be taking criticism thanks

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Peridot steven universe has one of the best redemption arcs out there because it involves her telling her boss to fuck off over a magic zoom call and then immediately hanging up

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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

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Please enjoy one of my favorite PnF TikToks while I download every single one of my saves

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They’re sooooo dysfunctional /pos

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Random Question for Minecraft Lore Masters:

Where does prismarine come from? Like obviously from Ocean Monuments, but I mean where in the natural world? I know that it drops from guardians and elder guardians, but from what I’ve heard those are robots built by the same civilization that built the Ocean Monuments. So where does it come from? As far as I know, it’s one of the few blocks that doesn’t come from either nature or a biological mob. I realize this is extremely niche, but I really want to know.

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the fact that shiz’s student body collectively has the moral fibre of a jellyfish and maybe a teacup’s worth of empathy between them and yet even their response to elphaba’s father is “what the fuck is your problem???”

like if even madam morrible is judging your parenting please relinquish custody of your children immediately. you’re done.

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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EXCUSE ME?!? WHO IS THAT DIVA IN THE CENTER?!

Abel? I love him already! He looks like a cinnamon roll. Like the leader of a marching band. Hopefully he’s nothing like his father.

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"average zaunite commits 2 war crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average zaunite commits 0.0004 war crimes per year. Warcrimes Singed, who lives in cave & commits over 2000 war crimes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Ambessa: "no! We must distance ourselves, she is safer as our enemy"

Meanwhile Mel Medarda:

"What the fuck"

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I’m 99% sure this is going to be Gangle’s vibe in Episode 4:

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yet again proof that daddy issues make u a people pleaser and mommy issues make u a sociopath

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