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This is so funny because this is an objectum post on my objectum blog to express my objective feelings lmaooo. I posted those ships because they're very attractive to me. I love your blog, and your rb caught me so off guard!

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oh nice!! looking at the blog url now i probably should've known that it was from an objectum blog lol. thanks for the post regardless!

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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so

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*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

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Those fake roses in the glass vases. <3. Also, the sky (Fellow Vast avatar).

THE SKY <333

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Hi I'm that one anon from some time ago who was questioning being objectum and liking books, yeah I'm 100% objectum lol, got that sorted out. I think I realized it thanks to my job, I work with old books and I'm just head over heels with some wonderful literature what I meet. Just during my latest shift I worked with this beautiful leather covered book from 50s with handwritten description, I just love my job. Sorry if I'm rambling too much I just really like your blog and what you do!

oh that sounds so nice!! i'm glad you enjoy your job so much. thanks for the update and thanks for liking this blog :]

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[id: a light pink userbox with pastel pink border and pastel pink text that reads “this user loves 3ds games.” on the left is an image of a pink 3ds. /end id]

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(ID: Polish Duolingo phrase that translates to "Is this my wife or a hat?")

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sony walkman ... specifically the d-e200 cd walkman <3

oooh very pretty...

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I'm so conflicted on whether or not I should put stickers on my partner (laptop) ever since my friend asked if it's the equivalent of a tattoo but that analogy about it being like little kisses is so cute, maybe I should do it

i don't think a sticker would be the equivalent to a tattoo? but then again i've never put a sticker on my computer so i don't know how difficult it would be to take one off sjdfskdj. i think you definitely should if you want to, your computer won't hold it against you :]

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sewing machines

just in general? yes i agree

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Opinon on the ocean (my very large wife who I love her)

gorgeous...not to turn this into a fandom post but i am a vast avatar so i am deeply deeply fond of her. something something i will die in you this is not about fear this is about love

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

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i find it so silly and adorable when people come here questioning being objectum or starting their ask with “im not objectum but…” like lol! theres no rules!! love oneanother forever <3 if you think youre objectum no one is gonna come into ur house and say u cant use the label we r so welcoming here i prommy!!! kiss ur electronics or car or pencil sharpener right now ‼️

^^^^^

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hi helloa i have. 2 thing to say

help im questikning if im objectum which SUCKS when you also have [we dont like to call eachother our partner bc were not but saying best friend here sounds weird so js pretend] a partner. ouughh i wanna smooch my puterrrr but i Cannoy

sorry for the spam reblogs

nvm 3 thing

3. I CANT TELL IF I WANNA SMOOCH MY PUTER ROMANTICAL STYLE OR FRIENDY STYLE HELP MEEE

also do u think every time i add a sticker 2 my lil collection of stickers on my puter it feels like a lil kiss for him and giving it new wallpapers is like buying it a new dress

signed, @fordiebuthorny

i'm not sure if you're asking me for advice on how to tell if you're objectum or not? and i'm honestly not sure if i can give any good advice either lol. but i do think that you should try talking to your partner about this

also do u think every time i add a sticker 2 my lil collection of stickers on my puter it feels like a lil kiss for him and giving it new wallpapers is like buying it a new dress

yes, absolutely, i haven't put any stickers on saint but sometimes i wonder if i should sdjfsdjfskdj

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stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i'll have a sprite please

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pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man