These are just funny conversations I've had with other people. Most of them are text conversations, but I will try to be as informative as I can when it's a phone conversation. Everyone involved has a nickname. "Sin" is short for my nickname involving cinnamon, and it will be used in place of my name. Sexy Pikachu is female Drewby is male Man-Bat-Spider is male Spider is male (and a different person from above guy) !!@@***DISCLAIMER****@@!! ---------------------------------------- 1. THESE CONVERSATIONS CAN BE EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE AT ANY GIVEN TIME 2. All parties involved hold no hatred or discrimination toward homosexuals, either gender, race, religion, etc. We accept everyone equally, and we love you for viewing our page! :3 3.SPELLING AND GRAMMAR mistakes will continue. Instead of fixing these errors, I'm choosing to keep them genuine and unrefined, so no, I am not incompetent, or illiterate. No complaining! (:
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Drewby 04/28/14
Drewby: GIRL SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY.... THAT LAFFY TAFFY!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I'M LOOKIN FA MRS. BUBBLEGUM. I'M MR. CHIK-O-STICK. I WANNA (DUN DUN DUN) OH CAUSE YOU SO THICK
Drewby: Omg this is why we're friends and I love you!!! :D
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Andrew, Miguel 04/24/14
Andrew: *talking about some girl sleeping with a walrus*
Sin: *pelvic thrusting* Oh, yeah, Walrus.
I love the way your blubber feels.
And you're whiskers.
*Miguel, Andrew, and other guy die laughing.*
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Chance 04/28/14
Me: You there! Stop herp derping!
Chance: ?
what am i supposed to be doing then?
Me: IIIIIIII doooon't knooooooowww Gawwwwwd.
go... take over a small country or something
be productive.
Chance: hey! you tell me to stop herp derping so i'm asking you what i should stop for. and i doubt 10:30 at night is the proper time to be productive... or to take over a country for that matter
Me: um, excuse me.
it's the *perfect* time, because no one would be expecting it.
Chance: <,<
Me: Like really, who the fuck tries to take over a small country at 10:25 pm? No one.
It's unexpected. It's perfect.
They wouldn't be ready. Lol
*soooo many sexual jokes just went through my mind when i typed that*
Chance: that kinda makes sense... but there aren't any small countries near me to take over
Me: minor details.
that's it? you only protest because of the proximity of any small country...
Chance: i lack ICBMs so i can't very well take over a small country that's far away can i?!
Me: minor. details.
maybe you should get on that.
maybe THAT'S how you should be productive at 10:30 pm
Chance: you keep using those words i don't think they mean what you think they mean.
Me: lol
I'm just sending people random shit and seeing what kind of conversations I can come up with. Congratulations, you have made it onto my tumblr.
Chance: XD
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Drewby 4/27/14
-phone conversation-
Drewby: Heeeeeyyyyyy. You answer my drunk caaaallllls
Me: *laughing* Yeah, what's up?
Drewby: *Begins talking to his friend in the room,* I'm talking to a rainbow fox!
*mumbling can be heard from other side*
No! She's my rainbow fox! Mine! I fucked her in the ass first! She's spawned from my sperm! SIN! Tell him you're spawned from my sperm!
Me: *laughing* No.
Drewby: She said "No"-- Hey wait...!
Me: Good night Drewby. Haha.
Drewby: I love you Sin.
Me: *still laughing* Okay Drewby.
Drewby: I love you Sin.
Me: *laughing continues* Okay Drewby.
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ArchangelFORC3 04/01/14
Me: Apparently British scientists cloned a fucking dinosaur.
Him: Really? Are you sure that isnt one of those internet hoaxes?
Me: No not really sure at all. BUT THATD BE COOL AS FUCK.
I want a dinosaur to ride to work. Feed him leaves and save on gas :D
Him: Who the hell would you get to pick up his massive craps in the parking lot?!!
Me: WHO CARES
NOT ME. BITCH ILL JUST RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE AWAY. WHOS GONNA STOP SOME BITCH ON A DINOSAUR? No one. Lol
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Meet Sexy Pikachu from the Funny Conversations I've Had blog. Yes she is a real person. Ish.
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Bear 03/23/14
(In person) Bear: What? What are you staring at? Sin: I wasn't staring at anything-- I was spacing out. There was so much going on in my brain at one time..... Nappity Nappity Nappity Nappity.
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Pikachu, Bear 03/22/14
*Sin presses on hot sauce, hot sauce explodes on container*
Pikachu: The fuck are you doing, Sin?
Bear: Fuckin’ really, Sin? Was that really necessary? No orgy for you!
Pikachu: What? Then who the fuck are you gonna have an orgy with, yourself? Gonna have some fuckin tentacles grow out your back? Have them stick up your nose, your mouth, your ears… Oh, I don’t know, maybe in your anus?! Just the tip?! What are you, fucking Slenderman masturbating?!
*Sin bursts out laughing, takes a few steps, knocks paper towels across floor, hits knees, crawls a few paces, collapses. Bear is dying of laughter.*
Sin: *gets up, wipes tears on Pikachu* these are from my sooouuullll.
Pikachu: did you just wipe your fuckin tears on me?! Are you fucking crying?! What the fuck is this, did you knock the paper towels over?! (Paper towels are unrolled across the floor)
Bear: No, she’s getting ready for the orgy!
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Sexy Pikachu 03/21/14
Me: Most epic sex EVER
Her: NO. NO STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE.
Me: MMMMMMM
Her: I DON[T] NEED TO HEAR ABOUT MY BEST FRIENDS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
Me: OR DO YOU?!
Her: NO. NOT THE LEAST BIT.
Me: YOURE DETERMINED TO GET EVERY ONE OF OUR CONVOS ON MY BLOG ARENT YOU?
?????????????????
Her: UHM.
UH.
NO?
Me: DONT BULLSHIT ME
Her; DONT FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE. BIZNOTCH.
Me: OKAY PIKASLUT >:( lol
Her: OH HEELLLLL NO, NIQQA. YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.
Me: COME AT ME
P.I.K.A.S.L.U.T
Her: I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
SO I WILL NOT COME AT YOU.
Me: YOURE PROFILE IS MISLEADING. MEN AND WOMEN. BAM.
Her: BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A HOMOSEXUAL, SIN. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT, WOMAN.
AND IT'S YOUR NOT YOU'RE
Me: BBBIIIUUUUU
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MESSAGE WAS
Her: YEAH. THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. BAM RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BISH.
Me: LOL BISH
Her: I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK ON MY FUCKING SWEARING PROBLEM, GOD DAMNIT.
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Drewby 03/19/14
Me: But I'm sure one of my friends would be like oh hell yes
Him: Lmao. Maybe. But idk. Lol Don't know how you'd feel about that.
Me: I'd only care if we were involved, and CLEARLY we're not. Have at it lolololol
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Me: Sometimes my boobs amaze me
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Me: Turns out we were at two different McDonald's. -laughs-
Him: -gasps- I thought I raised you better!
Me: OOooooouuuuuwwwhat?
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Drewby 03/18/14
Him: I have to pee........
Me: Thanks for sharing...?
Him: Anytime. Wanna come? It'll be like a field trip. Lmao jkjkjk
Me: Lolololol that'd be one jacked up field trip.
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Drewby 03/17/14
Me: I look cute as heeeellllllll today. (picture message)
Him: D'awww. Cuteness.
Me: I know right? I'm even wearin pink lipgloss. PINK. I usually go for red. Lol.
Him: Uh oh. Living life on the edge
Me: Watch out we got a badass over here lol. Gonna have to beat my coworkers off with a stick.
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Me:Did you watch the rest of Hellsing Abridged?
Him: Nah. Just watching breaking bad.
Me: Watch the rest of them xD
Him: Maybe later
Me: C'mon you need a good laugh
Him: Not in the laughing mood.
Me: At the expense of integra and the big tittied police girl. Which is precisely why you need to be
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Me: See, it's at this point in your moo dand conversation, that if we lived near one another, I'd have had you come over and I'd be making you food and giving you sweets.
Him: Thanks. That would be nice.
Me: I'm like a gramma. Except not old. And not related. Lol
Him: Sure sounds like it.
Me: I just like feeding peopel ._.
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Sexy Pikachu 03/20/14
Me: LOOKIT THIS TOWEL (picture message)
Her: IS THAT MY SHOWER CURTAIN
Me: NO ITS A TOWEL AT TARGET
Her: I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S MY SHOWER CURTAIN.
Me: ITS A DAMN TOWEL. BUT IF YOU HAVE THAT SHOWER CURTAIN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET THE TOWELS AND RUG TO MATCH
Her: THAT IS MY SHOWER CURTAIN
Me: LOL GET THE TOWELS AND RUG
Her: DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.
Me: I’M NOT I’M JUST STRONGLY SUGGESTING
Her: WELL STOP.
Me: BUTBUTBUTBUT
Her: NO. FUCK YOUR BUTS.
Me: I DON’T LIKE BUT FUCKING THO
Her: NO. EW. DAFUQ.
Me: I SAID BUT NOT BUTT
SOMETIMES I LOOK DOWN AND MY BOOBS AMAZE ME.
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