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imagine being with another switch… taking turns marking each other and eating each other out. using a double sided dildo. playfully fighting for dominance but it just ends with both of us pleasuring one another until we pass out in each other’s arms.

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kinda addicted to the idea of having free use stations?? like,, you're going somewhere, and your so fucking horny, but luckily there's a little slut sitting at the corner of the street, waiting to be used by anyone. and you can have them do anything you want or you can do anything you want to them. like i'd love to just be able to walk over and get someone down on their knees to get me off, in full view of everyone. and no one even seems to care 'cus everyone is used to seeing them be such a little whore. i wanna leave them aching and panting and just walk away, because there only there to be used, they aren't allowed to get off. like, fuck dude!! someone come be the little toy i can just use wherever and whenever i want

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in such dire need of completely submitting to someone. i want my brain to shut off and let go and be free :( helping someone get the pleasure we both want so bad…

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how am I supposed to go on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health if there’s no one to hold my leash???

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horny pups should play with each other when their masters aren't around

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God made me trans so I could bottom for 2 doms at once and the fact that that's not happening is homophobic and a waste of 2 perfectly good holes

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read please

Please do not interact with me if you have a rape/incest/anything related to this kink. No racism/misogyny/homophobia or transphobia! I have had terrible experiences on this site with people who ignored my boundaries.

Please dont interact with me if youre 20 or younger! Nothing personal, but you guys are like babies to me!

Okay fun parts:

If you aren't any of the above AND you are trans, please DM me! I made this because im honry and desperate and want to sext. lol. i'm more partial to other subs btw. two sub can make it work <3

kinks:

pet play, but more like... human pet stuff?

i just wanna be your toy. lets be toys together <3

but all of this is completely consensual on my part! no cnc stuff, i want to be 100% used!

group play <333

latex

edging

just like dumbing out, but not in a bimbo way

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Desperately want to leash and collar somebody and take them out to a club where people will be like "Omg your puppy is so cute!!! Can mine play with them??" All while petting and groping my pretty pet who has their cheek pressed on my thigh while I sit at a booth.

Said other sub mounting mine and fucking them raw all while I pet my pretty puppy's head casually and talk with the other owner so casually about nothing. Only pausing to chide my pet about being too loud.

Seeing my puppy so happy after getting demolished and telling them they did a wonderful job 🥺🥺🥺

[Dni: Cishet peeps plz!]