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THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???????????

Pouring one out for ol' Normie.

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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Have you heard of these things called literary devices…. Kind of cool.

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It’s mr star war himself!!

He’s like a kid on his first day of school I adore him so much you don’t even understand what he means to me

Based on this image vv

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Something that PPPPPYISSES me off to no end is how desensitized people have become to videos online of people interacting with others and making it seem like a) they caught something completely unexpected on film b) bringing awareness to something literally everybody is aware of or c) them doing a “good deed” to someone in public BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE

I personally find it very hard to believe you were filming something either long enough to truly catch something unexpected, or you just so happened to time it perfectly. I’m not saying this is completely impossible I’m sure this HAS happened but cmon. Soooo many of those videos are probably staged.

I also refuse to believe you are posting ANYTHING for awareness if your video is OF OTHER PEOPLE. Because again…

Don’t even get me STARTED on parents filming and posting their children’s tantrums…… it makes me so violent. “I’m bringing awareness to the realities of autism! I’m bringing awareness to having neurodivergent kiddos! I’m bringing awarenessbdnwjdjwifjwidbwifb” you think they’re not aware??? If you want to “bring awareness” you can just talk about it. By yourself. Without filming your child’s private moment and posting it forever on the internet. Like people will still believe you. Don’t make me punch you

And then the good deed doers, feeding homeless people and giving money out, idc if it’s a phone, a go pro, your fuckin meta glasses etc why does it need to be filmed?????? Oh my GODDD I’ll punch you too. Please just do good things for the sake of doing good things and not getting gratification from strangers on the internet.

And PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL THOSE VIDEOS BEGIN WITH THIS

Ok I’m done for now

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Too hungry to eat, too eat to hungry 😔

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why must a beautiful princess be trapped in her tower with the plague while there are so many banquets and festivities to attend out of doors

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Detective-brothers

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

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People ask what got me into teaching high school and usually I respond with “oh because I want to share my love for media analysis” or “I just connect so well with high schoolers” or “I want to teach them to love reading and writing” no. These kids are FUCKING STUPID and I cannot consciously sit idly by and let them be stupid. Not on my fucking watch

You were right Patrick Stump the kids are NOT alright

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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"Everything is going to be ok, Laurie."

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Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!