furiousfran
furiousfran
No Gods No Kings Only Clowns
341 posts
Gremlin, disaster. Not interested in being polite or heterosexual. I have rabbits. Bug owner. Transphobes, radfems and ""gender crits"" can go choke on a pussy hairball so here's your sign to fuck off. Eat ass, Suck a dick, Sell drugs.
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furiousfran · 10 days ago
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Manged to find dad's stuff, they're saved from the landfill
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furiousfran · 29 days ago
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Shaking my ass in front of Apollo in gym class right now but I bet you they're going to invent Gacha TV in the next 10 years
"Buy Toy™ for a chance to watch the Rare Episode!"
*Toy™ is $17.99 per toy. 0.01% rare drop chance. terms and conditions apply. offer must be redeemed within 24 hours. must have Dippy subscription to redeem. offer not valid if Toy™ not removed from box. not available for residents of kentucky. may cause drowsiness. do not operate heavy machinery.
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furiousfran · 1 month ago
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Drawing a comic with a lot of hand gestures has me feeling some way
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furiousfran · 2 months ago
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The great thing about the internet is that you can have an amazing day full of everything you want but then you go back on it before bedtime for 5 minutes and it's immediately the shittiest day possible
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furiousfran · 2 months ago
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It's a big horse day so have a horse in the style of those old-timey racehorse paintings where they all look very angry and skinny
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furiousfran · 2 months ago
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Berfday boi
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furiousfran · 2 months ago
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Obligatory Easter bunny pics (Sugar hates people so she sat it out as usual)
You may notice Sylvanas looks a little funny, she developed head tilt very suddenly in January and now has some inner ear damage from an infection. The first few weeks were really rough (when I first found her she was so off I thought she'd broken her leg or something) and she was so unsteady that I was worried she'd have to live in a cage her whole life, but she surprised us all and stabilized really well soon after.
She'll be a bit crooked for the rest of her life, but it's manageable with an anti-inflammatory and doesn't seem to affect her much anymore fortunately. Edit: Also, forgot to add that Oliver's first birthday is tomorrow, so he'll have some cute photos of that soon too!
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furiousfran · 3 months ago
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Joke's on you, getting shot like a feral dog is my biggest kink
Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic
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furiousfran · 3 months ago
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Uhhh I really don't think that's what you're supposed to do with those
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furiousfran · 4 months ago
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Happy valentines day have a disturbing horse
Plus a sillier bonus doodle
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(He's playing chess btw)
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furiousfran · 5 months ago
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what was ''the incident'' at your college
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furiousfran · 8 months ago
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Omg he's so popular, thank you everyone!
Here's an update of how he looked with his costume on, plus some of big sister Sylvanas! It was a little warm at the beginning so there's ice packs in some pics but it cooled down pretty soon after trick or treating started.
He did so well for his first Halloween and loved the attention from all the kids, he even gave them kisses when they'd pet him ❤
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Oliver getting ready for trick-or-treaters on his first Halloween!
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furiousfran · 8 months ago
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Oliver getting ready for trick-or-treaters on his first Halloween!
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furiousfran · 8 months ago
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furiousfran · 8 months ago
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He's mad that I put him in Jail for climbing my dresser and trying to eat everything in my room
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furiousfran · 9 months ago
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GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
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A really cool, once in a lifetime event happened in my state and of course I didn't have my "good" camera with me. Fortunately my phone has a great night mode, this was a lot fainter IRL. I was driving home after hiking around Washington's Crossing when my mom called me about them. Drove almost 2 hours to the darkest part of the state and got home at 11:45 on a work night but it was worth it!
I stopped at one spot for a while, didn't see anything and started driving home after pretty much giving up on seeing them. Saw something red out my right window, pulled off on a rural road and there they were! First time ever seeing them so it was pretty intense! Apparently they went back home to Canada tonight so I would've missed them if I'd waited.
Going to try and see the Tsuchinshan comet this week too, a lot of cool astronomy things are happening this year.
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furiousfran · 9 months ago
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Haven't posted these toasterfuckers in a while so I figured I might as well start again
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