Spoonerism enthusiast // Monster lover // Art hoe // Memes and fandoms are my brand
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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting
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im off twelve steven universe percocet, iโm fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i donโt give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifuโs balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard theyโre flying pride flags half mast. this shit ainโt nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns youโll see that I am him
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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when i get my hands on Liam O'Brien i'm making him pay all my therapy bills
like. LIKE. look at his face. the sudden surprise as jester invades his space and proceeds to RUTHLESSLY unravel and acknowledge his pain after the traumatic events of the day, the way he's so carefully tucked away all emotions and tried to move on without worrying the group. look how quickly the layers all crumble away, how emotional and vulnerable and small he looks, how for a second we see Caleb Widogast without all his layers. if i had any power at all to do so i would give this man a thousand oscars and then ask for a milion dollars to compensate for the emotional damage he has wrought me
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
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literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot
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its so easy to imagine yaoi with my beautiful mind #yaoi #mybeautifulmind

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