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boeing is a man made evil that exists in my nation

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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i think it's homophobic to be mean to me

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Meeting a gay couple for the first time:

*awkward laugh* So... Um... Who's the Dan and who's the Phil?

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mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

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turns out i just needed my tshot #medicalmystery

feeling sad but don't know why

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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

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feeling sad but don't know why

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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i deleted the reddit application from my iphone and i made it to work on time this morning #winning #welcomeintheneweraofmyredditlesslife

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i take too long to answer when asked about you

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(said in the way tyler says it during the judge): josh

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Things are happening on reddit

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we have the same darkness inside

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how i think clancy will end (my personal interpretation):