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hey siri how do i tell him i want him to get me all stoned up and touch me inappropriately

hey siri, how do I tell her I want to get her all stoned up and touch her inappropriately?

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I have two bottles of vodka and nothing better to do, so I'll let you guys decide for me, every 10 likes is a shot, every 5 reblogs is a full glass of a few shots with mixer ♡ You have until monday night before i start drinking!♡ get this little slut drunk enough and you might recieve an audio or two ♡

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My favorite hobby is masturbating while drunk

Especially drunk masturbating to audio porn

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this post + the intox tags makes me feel so seen

been really enjoying cockwarts legacy lately (fuck jkr tho) great game, 6 hrs in and my character already looks like she's straight outta bloodborne

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Okay but fr id like to see who all is in this community and make some new friends

Reblog this if you’re LGBT (trans specifically) and into intox

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sometimes kinks are purely theoretical but being called a good boy genuinely crumbles me into pieces ill do anything

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I need a transfem twice my age to find me in a gay bar, get me drunk, take me to a hotel room, and use me as a fleshlight while showing her whole polycule via video call.

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Happy Halloween

I'm planning on getting super drunk on Halloween, and I want you to help me

For every Like, I will take a sip of my drink

(15 sips = 1 drink)

For every comment, I will have 1 whole drink

For every reblog, I will take a shot.

I also want to let you decided what I'm drinking on Halloween night

My intention is to go buy whatever you all pick because I'm fresh out. So have fun :)

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fuck im so floaty and drippy rn

Everyone say ty penjamin

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why the hell am i not drunk rn actually

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just saying me and (movie/hugh jackman) wolverine would get along great bc i too am (probably) an alcoholic

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I wanna take shots with somebody, have them help me through it all for the purpose of having me be a needy pliable slut

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oh im like DRUNK rn lmao i feel so floaty and numb and tingly and i bet if i pur down another shot or two everything would be spinning too (which sounds kinda really hot tbh)

too bad nobody is here to force feed me more drinks and/or take advantage of me rn :(

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I want to get drunk at a party I'm not supposed to be at. I want to get so fucking wasted that I can't see straight, I want to be a giggling mess. I don't wanna think, I don't wanna feel, just get me drunk and fuck me.

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still for sure feeling the drunks ive has so far but like 1 note and ill make another one

me personally im of the opinion that bc i can still walk in a straight line and type (after a couple tries) i should drink more but 🤷‍♂️

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basically have lost feeling in my limbs but im still wining at ydkj soooooo either im not drunk enough, im just really cracked at trivia, or both

holy shit this is hitting so much harder than last time i drank wtf

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holy shit this is hitting so much harder than last time i drank wtf