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Leave it to me to find the best milkshakes outside of Vegas.

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text ; Leo ❤️❤️

Leo: ur gonna be like, my sugar daddy

Leo: yes but I just woke up so my mouth probably tastes and smells like butt

Leo: not that it'll matter in an hour 😏

Elliot: oh jeez I'm like the furthest thing from a sugar daddy bc 1 I have no money and 2 it sounds far too dominant

Elliot: as realistic as that is, my response is still ew

Elliot: I've been up for hours and your going to make me wait another one do you want the booty or nah

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text ; Leo ❤️❤️

Leo: its rlly weird i dont feel grown up at all 😸

Leo: ooooh so it /is/ sexy?

Leo: i should...brush my hair...and my teeth ok

Elliot: just wait till your in my position and turning 20 in a month :(

Elliot: hence the winky face dUh

Elliot: do you not brush your teeth everyday

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text ; Leo ❤️❤️

Leo: ah thanks 💕

Leo: do u? theres a winky face. what is it? is it naughty? im rlly excited im getting out of bed rn

Elliot: ahhhhh we're the same age 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Elliot: hmm maybe a little

Elliot: just let yourself in, yeah? don't quite know how to be sexy while answering the door

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text ; Leo ❤️❤️

Elliot: happy birthday babe

Elliot: I have a surprise for you ;)

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heather if u see this paige sent me a picture of ellio’s pizza im crying

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Got any more of them?

Why thank you, it just came to me in a stroke of brilliance.

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I found these Teddy Grahams in the shapes of bunnies and I must say, they are possibly the cutest things I have ever seen.

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I’m pretty sure it’s still your phone.

While out for a walk today, I dropped my phone and a stray cat licked it before I had the chance to pick it up. Does that mean my phone is now the cat’s?

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It’s impossible not to miss your bed.

Being away for a few months makes you miss your bed a little big more than your friends.

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Ooh, what’s it about?

No bartending tonight, guess I’ll be working on my screenplay.

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I’ve honestly never heard that one before. Props to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove that he wasn’t a chicken.. Get it? Eh?

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Elliot reached a shaky hand and flushed the toilet, his nose scrunching up at the stench. He sat back, hands now curled together in his lap, eyes wet as he looked down at them. 

“Honestly?” he said, voice as shaky as his fingers. “No.” The admittance was rough, said with a small laugh in spite of himself. He rubbed his hands over his face and breathed out a deep sigh. “I’m sorry.”

sweet little baby | elleo

Leo leaned forward on the edge of the tub, prepared to comfort. But he didn’t get a pile of Elliot and snot in his arms, instead his throat was stuffed full of stones. Elliot wanted him to leave. It may have been for reasons Leo couldn’t understand, but the facts remained the same. And they hurt. 

“I, uh, okay,” He agreed, doing his best to speak around the disappointment lodged in his throat. Leo got up off the bathtub and resigned himself to the doorway, where he carefully paused. 

“Are you sure you’ll be alright?” Leo asked, voice cracking, just a little. 

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The Signs’ Sleep Habits:

Aries: The worst bed-mate if you like space. Out like a light, then they sprawl their whole body so that you are either off the bed or pinned to it by their legs.

Taurus: Actually moves A LOT in their sleep. If there is another person with them they gravitate to them. BLANKET HOGS.

Gemini: Do they sleep? Do they have built-in solar panels to recharge as needed? Who knows! (If they do sleep they talk/mumble a lot.)

Cancer: Curls up into a ball (or similar position) and stays up thinking for quite a while, but overall they get good sleep and don’t like getting up early.

Leo: Either hog all of the blankets and pillows only to kick them off, or very still, regal-looking sleepers.

Virgo: Very routine sleeping patterns. These vary from person to person, but there is some kind of sleep routine.

Libra: Likes to be SUPER comfy. Pretty fidgety while falling asleep, but very peaceful once actually sleeping. Also capable of staying up all night.

Scorpio: Falls asleep on the couch, then wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks. Fairly still sleepers.

Sagittarius: Up every two hours. When they do sleep they move around a lot and take up more space than they need to.

Capricorn: They either don’t/can’t sleep at all, or they totally crash and nothing can wake them up.

Aquarius: Sleep like a like a rock unless plagued by anger, sadness, or nightmares. Then they don’t sleep for weeks.

Pisces: Princesses/Princes of sleepy time. They LOVE sleep. Really. They fall asleep fast and usually have vivid dreams.

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Elliot went completely numb, the blood in his vein turning cold and his breath caught in his throat. He swallowed thickly and looked away, fresh tears bubbling in his eyes. He shook his head. 

“’M fine,” he murmured, the acid tickling up his throat again. He rubbed at his eyes harshly. frustrated with how the situation still made him feel. He sat back on his heels, palms pressing into his eyes as he tried not to cry. 

“Please leave,” he said, words heavy on his tongue and throat stuffed with cotton. 

sweet little baby | elleo

“Right.” Leo exhaled, now pinching the edge of his shirt. He swallowed. Maybe last night had just been a product of liquor- after all, Elliot had most of his wits about him now. And he wanted to know. The way he’d asked- it almost made Leo think he already knew. 

“You invited me over, and you were smashed. But I guess you can probably feel that.” Leo flashed a brief smile. Swallowed again. “You were, ah, really scared. Of someone. You’re okay, right? Nobody’s coming for you? ‘Cause, if so…”

[fvckelliot]

Aw, babe! Are you excited? I’m excited.

My birthday is officially less than a week away.