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"there are things in this world that we will never understand" ill never understand bitches that hate being hot but also continue to layer clothings like its the victorian era and if even a sliver of skin is showing youll be executed
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a youre welcome with a reblog
i hope you know i think of you as canon big boss. not the fucked up version, the âi sent my clone a tape to reveal my gaslightingâ version
i mean this positively
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AWW THANK YOU IM FLATTERED I'm like if big boss was a yaoi artist and ran a yaoi army instead of whatever the hell he was doing in canon... personally if I had a clone I would make it draw for me so I could put out twice as much stuff đ
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Maybe if big boss got fucked in the ass once in a while he wouldnât have done all that
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fuck him i fucking hate him. eddie gluskin better
hate on leland coyle more i fucking hate that bitch
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yknow what yeah
Fuck that bald ass bitch
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put me and ethan in a room together and one of us will be coming out pregnant and it isnt gonna be me
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RISE
Bbv bbv bbv bbv bbv bbv bbv bbv Nation
RISE!!!!!
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4. if big boss can do that so can i
self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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mgs actor au idea but it isnt sane nor safe its. a snuff film loosely concealed with various safety warnings
tw for violence i guess? this actor au is fucked up
Theyâre all actors, but they arenât professionals. All of the child actors were forced into the filming, and were loosely rewarded with some kind of fake treat. Kaz stayed as the same actor for both Peacewalker up to MG2, and against everyone elses rules, was taken and tortured with his arm and leg being amputated forcefully. The explosion nearly killed the actors for Big Boss and the Medic, as well as Kaz, and all three of them were put on a break.
The Cobra Unit actors didnât actually explode, instead it was just⌠some practical effects. Volginâs actor did get struck by lightning, and did nearly die. Despite Volgin being sadistic, he didnât actually do anything to Eva after that one scene when it started to rain. Snake went full pacifist mode in any of the games(Snake being a term referring to every playable Snake) and only killed a few people.
Solidus Snake ended up having a large gash across his back from Raiden after the fight scene, and both nearly fainted during it from the overextertion. Vamp was played by multiple people because they did not survive getting shot in the head any time it happened. Emma also did not survive and Hal was on break after Sons of Liberty.
Kaz had to go on break for a while for his wounds to heal, and nearly left the set multiple times, but was forced back onto it every time either by Ocelot or Big Boss. Big Boss typically was always the sadistic one, mocking Venom when they werenât on set. There was one time Venom accidentally killed a soldier and nearly threw up because of the gore being real.
Raiden was forced to be awake and paralyzed during the entirety of his cybernetic surgery, and had his pain inhibitors not working yet in Guns of the Patriots. He was barely keeping himself alive then, and nearly killed himself again after it. Rising: Revengeance was a rushed way to try and justify everything, and that led to the murders of the Winds and multiple soldiers. Of all films, Rising: Revengeance had the highest death count.
All films through and through took a good amount of time, but they were all deemed too violent to even be considered for a mainstream sponsor. There were a lot of actors, but the ones that stayed closest were the Phantom Pain era actors and the Sons of Liberty/Guns of the Patriots era actors.
Kaz, Ocelot, and Venom/Medic are all rather traumatized from the whole experience from the Phantom Pain and Ground Zeroes era, and Raiden is argueably the most traumatized from the Sons of Liberty/Guns of the Patriots era. Big Boss teases Kaz and Venom the most, as Ocelot is seen as a semi-filler actor since the last one drowned on set.
The Boss survived sorely because Big Boss was too emotional to shoot her during the end. Major Ocelot nearly drowned after jumping from the WIG, and left the team quickly after. Phantom Pain era Ocelot was the only Ocelot that stayed.
Every game is a different era, like Snake Eater era, Peacewalker era, Ground Zeroes era, etc etc. MG1 and MG2 are just MG1/2 era. Metal Gear Solid 1 is Twin Snakes era, and Portable Ops is not something that happens.
Most characters have actors that died and/or left the team, and just the Phantom Pain era and the Sons of Liberty/Guns of the Patriots stuck together. Raidenâs cyborg body is the same as the Rising: Revengeance cyborg body, and it has stayed like that for a while. It was too painful to swap it back to the Guns of the Patriots era body, and brought up too much memories to be comfortable.
After each shoot, it isnât uncommon for them to either joke about what happened, or to comfort eachother. Typically, it was Big Boss that made any type of joke, as he has a rather dimished sense of reality. Either that or he loves to be an asshole in every way possible, though I personally go with the latter all of the time no matter what the situation is.
And yes, Venom did lose his arm and have shrapnel blown into him because of the Ground Zeroes era explosion. Venom had to take a break after Phantom Pain to fully get used to it.
for all the fucked up bbv shippers out there (me) bb often took v offset and fucked him senseless when they werent filming.
#mgs#mgs actor au#bb#v#ocelot#kaz#volgin#eva#âŚâŚ.i think theres too many characters to list them all#cobra unit#yeah that too#this may be my longest yap session#it is a snuff film#if you didnt see that anyway#theyre all traumatized#many mgs games referenced#bbv#mentioned at the end i swear#important
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who up for trans Kaz rubbing his pussy against bb's fat hairy belly
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i heart you by kmfdm is highkey lucas x ethan coded. who with me
#yap#lucas#ethan#lethan is not the right ship name.#luthan#what the fuck is their ship name#lethan is leon x ethan#luthan is some random character#grown man worrying about ship names wtf.
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normalize fucking men in corsets
theoretically if you made a guy wear a really tight corset then railed him would he like feel more of the dick moving inside him bc his guts are all squished together
(wrote this thinking of bb making Kaz wear a corset then fucking him in it bc yeah.. )
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need this
The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.
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just a clone
since i know that vicboss fic wont be here anytime soon. take bb and v fighting. no smut. bb is an asshole tho. only colour coded their dialogue to make it easier since. old fic. terrible way of dialogue.
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It was known by everyone, how V was just a simple clone of Big Boss. Yet, despite that, the two men shared clear distaste for each other. Whether it be the fact that they were similar in almost every way, or the fact that V had nearly taken over Big Bossâ life. But.. it was all according to plan, right? Well, it was, to one person's plan.
Revolver Ocelots plan.
Now, V and Big Boss were in the grass in their shared house, something they learned to share without killing each other. Fighting was okay, but killing? Nah. Against the âOcelot Agreementâ as someone likes to call it. It was stupid, really, as it was basically forbidding V and Big Boss to kill each other, despite their clear shared wanting of that exact thing.Â
V was - of course - the one that was tackled. Big Boss immediately pinned V to the ground, the latter managing to get a few punches in before Big Boss was attempting to restrain his wrists. V was quick, though, struggling to flip them over. Didnât really work, however, as Big Boss landed a quick backhanded slap. It had enough force behind it to make Vâs attempts more.. desperate? No, far from desperate. Just more determined.
V flipped them over, rolling over a few times as the backyard did have a slight bit of an incline. No worries, as V did manage to get on top, straddling Big Boss. Before V could land any hits, he was forcefully pushed off, getting shoved backwards. Big Boss seized the opportunity and swapped their positions, him now straddling V. A turn of tables, if you must. Whatever either may consider, they both were pissed. Equally and rightfully so.
The night sky fully settled in, the moon doing nothing to illuminate their bodies, both in full gear as always. It was honestly weird to Kaz - someone who was known for literally dating Big Boss - how V can walk around casually with a prosthetic AND while being in his usual âmilitary outfit.â Before the night sky was blocked by Big Bossâ imposing figure, V noticed patterns in the sky.
Big Bossâ voice cut through the silence, his gruff tone being able to send chills down anyoneâs spine if they werenât someone as experienced as V, âYouâre caught, soldier. Yâgonna fight back or are you all out of it?â Big Boss snickered, as V simply growled in response to that question. He didnât like getting challenged like this, even if he knew it was simply to rile him up. It always worked, no matter what the circumstances were.
âShut up. Iâm still capable of fighting back, I just donât feel like it,â A complete and utter lie. V felt himself getting weaker earlier, that was the reason he wasnât fighting back right now. Both of the men were breathing heavily, a byproduct of their fighting. Big Boss huffed, moving a hand to grip Vâs hair rather forcefully, titling it up so their shared one-eyed gazes met each other. Big Boss never bought any of the lies V told him, it was as if it was some kind of gut feeling.
âWe both know thatâs a lie, V. You donât just not want to fight back.. I thought we both knew this,â Big Boss stated, a small amount of hostility in his voice, masked by amusement at Vâs terrible attempt at lying, âAfter all, youâre just my clone. My phantom.â âShut up! Iâm my own person, John! Accept it already! Or did Ocelot use hypnotherapy on you to make you unable to think that?â Vâs comment about Ocelot was met with a sharp tug on his hair, eliciting a wince from V. Big Boss chuckled. After all, he was amused that his own little clone would wince from such a small action. Itâs what Big Boss always called V, the former's clone, sometimes even phantom, as Ocelot occasionally called V that. Mostly in private.
âAre you forgetting that I was your template? I was the person who let you know all the skills you do now, I was the person who just about let you live,â Big Boss glared down at V, the tension between the two palpable. If it werenât for the night breeze, there would be a heat radiating from their bodies from their anger, and from how close they were. Big Boss continued, âYou wouldnât even be here, would it not be for me,â Big Bossâ voice held years of hatred, of anger, of venom, âI shouldâve just told Ocelot to leave you there, in the hospital, to rot,â Vâs eyes widened, even if one was under the eyepatch âMaybe the possibility of that happening would smack some sense into you, yeah? Or I could get Ocelot here, shootâcha dead for every damn thing youâve done. After all, youâre just a clone. I doubt anyone will miss you.â
V just.. laid there, thinking over what Big Boss just said to him. V couldâve died in that hospital, and probably nobody would care. Kaz would most likely get killed, who knows what wouldâve happened to Diamond Dogs had it been run under Ocelot, and all the other possibilities. Christ.. was V really that annoying to Big Boss? So much to the point where heâs thought of just getting someone to kill him.
âWhat? Not so talkative anymore?â Big Boss teased, keeping hold of Vâs hair, intentionally tightening it, âGood, sick of hearing your bullshit,â Big Boss spat out, slamming Vâs head into the ground. There was enough force behind it that it made V let a small cry of pain. Big Boss rolled his eye, letting go of Vâs hair and getting up, kicking the latter in the side as he did so. Big Boss disregarded any noise of pain from V as he spoke again. âDonât expect me to help if you get a headache,â Big Boss said as he finally walked off, opening the screen door at the back of the house, shutting it behind him. He kept it unlocked, though, he wasnât that cruel, of course. V groaned, begrudgingly getting up despite his desire to stay laying down on the cold grass. He rubbed the back of his head, brushing himself off from the dirt or grass that may have gotten on him during the tussle.
As V walked back to the screen door, the interior of the house still dark, he couldnât help but wonder if being a clone - a phantom of someone else - was really all he was going to be known as if he died. It was a very real scenario, one he dreaded. V opened the screen door, walking in and shutting it behind him. He locked it, though it wasnât too surprising for a man like V. Always going out of his way to make sure everything was locked at night.
Internally groaning, V took a deep breath and walked over to the kitchen table, - a small rounded one, two chairs at either end - taking a seat in one of the chairs. Already feeling a headache impending, he put his head down, closing his eye. It took just a few minutes before he was already asleep, considering how many terrible areas heâs slept at before. His dreams werenât too nice, as most of them included his death.Â
Despite all that, V kept wondering in each dream, sometimes coming out as his last words in those dreams; âAm I really just a clone?â Maybe he was. Maybe he is simply like this because he was.. coded to be like this. Any human can be coded to a certain belief, V was just one of many, as he was forced to believe he was Big Boss until he could barely remember if his memories were his own, if they were fabricated, or if they were Big Bossâ, most of the time being the utmost latter.

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everyone wants bb.....
bbeva finally getting married. ocelot wears all white and Kaz wears the tightest suit he can with the top buttons undone to show off his boobs , when the officiator asks if anyone has a issue with the marriage both ocelot and miller immediately stand up but they're sitting next to Eli and David who holds them back before they can say anything (they knew this would happen and eva told them to sit exactly there Incase it would)
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who else up craving man tits

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whiney needy mgs3 ocelot begging snake for release during a mid-mission sex sesh
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