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are we going to acknowledge that Oscar’s entire team looks like they’re 13 and going to save the day through the power of friendship?

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Every update coopers redemption gets more and more inevitable and let me tell you I am not here for it.

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Chunter just needs to fully be a word that I can use in conversations with normal people.

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It’s repeatedly stated that Luke “saved” rune/burry/max/everyone, they think he’s going to “save” teak and if that ends up being a pun because the save/load becomes diegetic I swear to god.

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THERE'S👏NOTHING👏WRONG👏WITH👏WANTING👏A👏GIANT👏WEREWOLF👏COCK👏IN👏YOUR👏ASS👏THATS👏NORMAL👏

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Large alligator men.

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For you adastra nerds have a good cry!

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feeling fruity

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Youtube no! Also yes I will listen to this for the 100th time thank you for the recommendation but also: NO!

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And with mouse girl Monday coming to an end..I give you all this last one for today.

It's not called "stealing" it's called foraging, sweetie. Just be nice 2 the ppl that work there!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Look midbus is clearly sexier than Luigi but they have nothing else. Midbus would not be a good dad to junior, Midbus wouldn’t cause bowser to grow as a person. They wouldn’t get married and have to plan a wedding. They don’t have nuanced messy arguments where they are both wrong that have to be resolved with compromise and compassion and mutual apologies.

i actually don't think bowser and luigi would fuck. bowser and midbus in a bear-on-bear verse4verse power struggle frenemies with benefits situation is the erudite pick.

"but blues, that's a one-off character from a spin-off series that isn't canon to the main games! the company responsible for making the mario and luigi rpgs shut down! the odds of ever seeing midbus in a mario game again is basically nil!"

people keep drawing luigi ripped when he's a friggin' string bean!!! collect my pages!!!!!

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The boy is mine

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Runes theories on where mana is stored make a lot of sense. First sex seems to be decoupled from reproduction. Secondly we see skies ablaze shows us that at least the non organic shelter can be overloaded with mana so it makes sense to have a release mechanism. Thirdly that release mechanism being associated with intimacy and vulnerability makes sense when sharing mana is quite literally showing others your perspective. I’m conclusion mana is probably stored in the balls.

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I like how in shelter they go “mana can be given through body fluids UwU like cum.” but then it’s mostly just characters bleeding out.

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I like to call Rune’s ultimate where he lets Luke access the avatar state “bottom mode”