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he’s bald, he’s bisexual, he’s pushing fifty, i didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head didn’t he ?

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"Hehehe.."

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"Is that Rat flu I see?"

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MUAHHAHAHAHA *runs away*

( art not 100% mine )

Byeee

you wish you were me

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"...And then I said, oatmeal?! Are you crazy!?"

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run

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What kind of friends have you made so far?

Too many to count!!! Took a little while asking who was ok with me posting pics, but here's a few of them:

Love them, weirdos, all of them. And hoping to meet more people as I go too!

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Hey now-

Have you met any dinosaurs?

What, like other than @fxckitwebxll ?

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Me?

"Hijo~"

YOU

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✚ Caring for Sick Friend Prompts ✚

“Do you want me to spend the night?”

“How about I ask my parent to make some the soup they make when I’m sick?”

“Are you just trying to get me to dote on you like last time or are you really sick?”

“The rest of our friends are asking if we want to hang tonight, are you feeling better yet?”

“If you sneeze on me, I won’t be your friend anymore.”

“You’re so lucky I’m your friend. Not just anyone lets someone sleep in their bed.”

“We’ve been friends since the first grade. I’ve seen you throw up a billion times, how’s this any different?”

“I think you gave me your stomach bug.”

“I’ll walk your dog until you feel better.”

“If you need someone to drive you to the doctor, I can do that.”

“Do you seriously need someone to remind you to take medicine? I’m your friend, not your parent.”

“Remember that time when we were kids when I threw up in your bed? Taking care of you while you’re sick can be payback.”

“I think I take care of you when you’re sick more than your parent does.”

“I’m gonna go grab some snacks and a movie. Can you manage to build a pillow fort?”

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BLOOD RELATED PROMPTS

requested by my bestie 

WORDS: 

“  is that your blood?  ”

“  woah—  hold up you’re bleeding.  ”

“  your bandages— you’re bleeding through them.  ”

“  shit,  i think i pulled my stitches.  ”

“  i’ll make them bleed for this.  ”

“  a little blood never never hurt anyone.  ”

“  why the fuck is there blood on the carpet?  ”

“  your nose is bleeding.  ”

“  you can make me bleed all you want,  i’ll never scream for you.  ”

“  you don’t understand,  i had to do it.  i had to kill them.  ”

“  stop fussing— this isn’t my blood.  ”

“  i did what was necessary.  ”

“  why are you bleeding?  what happened?  ”

“  who hurt you?  why is there blood all over you?  ”

“  i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed.  ”

“  who did you kill?  whose blood is that?  ”

“  i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person,  but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood.  ”

“  i don’t actually enjoy killing.  it’s messy.  the blood gets everywhere.  it’s just necessary sometimes.  ”

“  it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way.  blood on snow.  the kind of thing you usually only see in stories.  ” 

“  i can’t get it off—  i can still feel it on me!  ”

“  just calm down.  breathe.  i’ll take care of this.  ”

“  hold still— you’ve got blood on your face.  ”

“  why is there blood on your knife?  ”

“  oh,  it’s just a little bit of blood.  don’t nutsack out.  ”

“  i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood.  nice and slow.  like you deserve.  ”  

“  i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again.  ”

“  your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside.  ”

“  there’s something fascinating about blood.  it’s captivating. ”

“  blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.  ”

“  you made me bleed on my shirt—  i fucking loved this shirt!  ”

“  leave me alone,  it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets.  ”

“  should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink?  ”

“  do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood?  ”

ACTIONS: 

[ ALONE ]  for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood. 

[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves. 

[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves. 

[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves. 

[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone. 

[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone. 

[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime. 

[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime. 

[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood. 

[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood. 

[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver. 

[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender. 

[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds. 

[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.  

[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed. 

[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed. 

[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed. 

[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

[ FABRIC ] for receiver to realize sender is bleeding after getting through a fight. 

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❥    𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

change gendered language   &   add context to your needs . happy roleplaying !!  ♡

“ the best way to make beautiful art is to constantly expose yourself to new & exciting places . ” “ nothing makes me happier than seeing a plant i’ve grown from a seed produce a gorgeous bloom !! ” “ you have this magic ability to make people happy . i hope you’ll show me how you do it someday . ” “ it’s good to live in the moment & not worry too much about the past . ” “ isn’t that nice ?? we’re all just little clumps of stardust , walking around . ” “ i was so innocent back then , before i learned the cruel ways of the world . ” “ all i want to do right now is hop into a warm bed & not get out until the end of winter . ” “ come on , treat me like a pretty princess !! ” “ i’ll love myself by eating my favorite ice cream & wearing baggy clothes . ” “ lots of folks try to take the easy road , but that just means you’ve gotta deal with a lot of traffic . ” “ thanks for being my friend . you’re always there for me , & i think that’s great . ” “ there are some things you just don’t realize about places until you leave them . ” “ it’s like i gave you a little piece of my heart , & you kept it safe & warm . ” “ i don’t feel like i can trust anyone right now , so i need to be alone . ” “ were you being nice or sarcastic ?? ” “ no matter how much time passes , i can’t forget him . ” “ why think about boys when you could be thinking about really important issues ?? ” “ my dream is for everyone to find something they can be passionate about & to fully enjoy each day . ” “ i’m okay with anything , as long as there’s some romance in the story . . . ” “ you’re looking awful as ever . who dresses you ?? ” “ are you some kind of antisocial freak , or something ?? ” “ whenever we talk , i feel like there’s a lot more going on inside you than you ever let anyone see . ” “ you’re so passive - aggressive . get some therapy . ” “ sometimes , all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life . ” “ if you waste your time doing something you enjoy , then you’re not wasting your time . ” “ i hope you get stung by a thousand bees . ” “ who decided oranges have to be named after their color , but bananas aren’t just called ‘ yellows ’ . . . ?? ” “ doesn’t the sight of petals falling make you feel sad ?? . . . makes me feel kind of sad . life is so fragile . . . ” “ if i pass out here , please make sure i have some lipstick on . ” “ you could give me bellybutton lint & i would still treasure it . ” “ when you laugh , you look dreamy . ” “ i hope you go to jail & that your stupid house is torn down . ” “ you are in need of some serious fashion first - aid . ” “ what sort of sadist would drag me out of bed this early in the morning ?? ” “ i have to drink ten gallons of mint tea every single day . ” “ well , you’re so pretty , it doesn’t matter what atrocious thing you wear . ” “ there are things you want to do & things you have to do . . . but don’t forget to do nothing now & then . ” “ please don’t question my driving or parking skills . you couldn’t even begin to understand the level i’m on . ”

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"No?"

Leonardo rubbed his chin, frowning. He knew his Mikey could make a time gateway, but he had never heard of inter dimensional ones. At least, his own little brother had never spoken about it.

"I see. Interesting." He rubbed the back of his head.

"It's worth a shot, and I'll do my best to guarantee your safety."

"Hey, it's been a while- I might, uh, very, extremely highly possibly need shelter in your dimension-"

// @askrisedonnie //

"In my Dimension."

He repeated. Leonardo looked at the other, blinking slowly. Was... Was he serious?

"Not that I mind but huh... You do know it's an apocalyptic wasteland, right???"

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He do a swim

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Leonardo looked at Sol, unimpressed. He tilted his head lightly, frowning. It wasn't any kind of portal then, wasn't it?

"So..a time gateway then huh?" He said under his breath. That was something. But his Mikey had failed? He felt his heart go out to him. Poor guy. He rubbed his chin, thinking.

Maybe if they combined powers...

"Hey, it's been a while- I might, uh, very, extremely highly possibly need shelter in your dimension-"

// @askrisedonnie //

"In my Dimension."

He repeated. Leonardo looked at the other, blinking slowly. Was... Was he serious?

"Not that I mind but huh... You do know it's an apocalyptic wasteland, right???"

@askrisedonnie

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"How?"

He had so many questions and..

"No, nevermind, that's not important right now. Does it hurt you when you do portals or..?" He had seen his own little brother, the small scars on his hands from opening portals.

"Hey, it's been a while- I might, uh, very, extremely highly possibly need shelter in your dimension-"

// @askrisedonnie //

"In my Dimension."

He repeated. Leonardo looked at the other, blinking slowly. Was... Was he serious?

"Not that I mind but huh... You do know it's an apocalyptic wasteland, right???"

@askrisedonnie