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ok but what if i actually bring this au back.

ALSO IS POST IS WILDLY INACCURATE TO THE FINAL AU ON MY AO3 LMAO

ok so brainrotting time, dsmp spiderman (spiderverse type) au? yes.

Tommy: spider-man, red and white suit, just basic web slingers and such (There's also a possibility of his powers being influenced by the music he's listening to..) He lives with SBI as the latest drop into the household near the small academy he goes to. He gets bitten on his 16th birthday while exploring the rooftops with Wilbur.

Tubbo: dark green and black suit, all his stuff is very very high-tech and handed down from his father, he has blueprints to a mech-suit (SP//dr) but doesn't have the resources or the time to build it. He lives with his father in a small house outside the main city. He doesn't actually get bitten, the spider powers are genitive.

Ranboo: you already know his suits black and white. His powers seem basic, but he also has the ability to teleport himself around to make a quick escape. He appears during a timeline split that's caused by a villain and runs into Tubbo to brings him in to help him out. He was bitten as a kid but his spider-powers only hit when he turned seventeen.

Wilbur: hahaha prowler inspired. He kinda stops going after the "spider-tots' as they're called by him after he finds out Tommy's one of them. He works closely with Techno (an equivalent of Phin Mason/The Tinkerer) to help take down Roxxon. He uses stolen equipment from Roxxon and his father's company to make his suit and tools.

Techno: the only normal person in this whole fucking house. Jk, he's basically Phin Mason/The Tinkerer. He works with Wilbur, vowing revenge on Roxxon for... something they did. His powers are just high-tech stuff he makes alongside Wilbur.

Philza: Would me making him Tony Stark inspired be too cheesy or just perfect :)? It's happening anyway, he was a scientist for Roxxon for a while before he quit and made his own company, which surpassed Roxxon, even if they're still pretty big within London (I'm assuming that's where this is gonna take place anyway)

Dream's the main villain and idk about anyone else.

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i want to know all the lore give it to me shove it in my little brain i am vibrating in excitement all my old moots for this fandom might be gone but IM HERE.

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It’s been so long since I saw you trending on tumblr. Spooktober is in full swing with Anti being a little shit

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i love iris' twitter because it means that while chase is being held captive in a facility filled with eldritch and temporal threats, there's a social media intern in there somewhere tweeting fun facts about the company

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"I think I've seen this film before.

And I didn't like the ending."

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this is what she gets for eating what looks like applesauce with a fork

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Guys I don’t think Eliza makes it-

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Made this while at my 9 to 5, the second Jack’s vid dropped

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FINALLY

Day 1,274: WE HAVE SLAPCHOP

started 4/10/19

Ended: 10/5/22

HOLY SHIT

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what if i said i was gonna post a new fic chapter today

after months of silence ...

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Consider, Scar as an avatar of The Web

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Happy 9 year anniversary to the original Mordetwi Airplanes pic

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i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is

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sometimes i realize im talking abt a mf named wilbur soot of all things like can u get any more storybook fairytale character than that name and then his hobbies he plays guitar he likes geography and history cats love him he writes and tells story like yeah i bet u fucking do. i bet u do. disney princess mf. Grow up.

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another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

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thinking about the elephants foot <333333

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haven’t seen anyone talk about it but foolish and his mods are holding a fundraiser for sarcoma cancer research till the end of october! they’re almost at their goal of $1.2k!

HERE’S THE LINK!

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being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work