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It’s not enough for me to know people’s niche kinks. I need to know WHY they like them. I need to look into their brain.

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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fanart for monster camp Sawyer and Aaravi + Hex

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISAGI!!!!

My special little guy, my blueberry boy 🫐🥳🥳💕💕💕💕💕

[Bonus no text version below]

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I love headcanoning characters as asexual or aromantic because you really can’t argue against it.

“Well this character is in a relationship” they could be alloromatic asexual

“Well this character has canonically had sex!” They could be sex favorable and do it for pleasure, for their partner, etc

“Well they’ve shown sexual attraction before!” They could be graysexual or demisexual. Ace is a spectrum after all

The same could be said for a lot of aro headcanons as well!

“The character is in a relationship” they could be grayromatic or demiromatic! Aromantics can still have relationships!

“They’ve shown the desire to be in a romantic relationship” again, aromantic people can still like romance! They could be cupiormantic or just an aromantic who likes the idea of romance, even if they themselves don’t have those feelings for a specific person.

“Well they’ve had se-“ shhhh aromantic allosexuals exist and are valid as fuck.

All I’m saying is asexual and aromatic headcanons are simply too powerful.

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Note to Self - Speaking without Words with Word Balloons

Word gallons are for more than just words. They can be used to emphasis and even add emotions and to a scene

Feeling dizzy? About to pass out?

A lilting playful swirl (Time and Time Again by Deo I)

The white and black of the text has been replaced with a sinister black and the words are off tilter (Sword Interval by Benjamin Fleuter)

The voice is coming from a place deeper and more unsettling and the text is uneven and handwritten

A dismissive comment literally (metaphorically) stabs someone (Marionetta by Míriam Bonastre Tur)

Being interrupted before finishing what is being said

A withering and icy reply (The Secrets of Soulford by the Quincil)

Wobbly uncertain bubbles that even break apart in some parts from dizziness (The Blind Prince by cozycroww)

Pain almost appears to be breaking the usually round bubble into uneven and broken balloons. The little smaller balloons around it are reminiscent of sweat or tears (Heir’s Game by suspu)

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Last year's Damien birthday art

Happy Birthday you spicy red b̶a̶b̶y̶ adult 🔥

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMIEN!!

Got caked in the face but don't worry, there's another cake waiting for him ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

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Brian x Liam??? In 2024??? Yes please absolutely I love them

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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

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Here's the piece that I drew for the IchiRuki Big Bang event Strawberry Tales, beautifully colored by @adri-mitzuky and based on @makowrites’s fic “More Than a Memory”! 🥰

Please make sure to check it out and give it lots of love! 🧡💜

(And of course, feel free to head over to @ichirukicollab and enjoy all of the other wonderful works created for this Big Bang!! The more IchiRuki the better! ✨)

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charles entertainment chuck

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JJBA x Series of Unfortunate Events

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i miss* my neopets!!!

*i saw them this morning and did not feed them

(bwal and fonts are missing for migraine reasons and NOT favoritism)