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//reblog for an ask from team starpaws!//

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i would trade my life to hold one for five minute. they are my new favorite pokemon. i can't believe i've been sleeping on paldea when they've got this

{Bagel Bite}

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i don't know what it is, but i love it, and i want one so bad now. it looks like it could be a regional yamper, maybe..

{Bagel Bite}

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hey, whoever reblogs this post will get an egg

go wild, dad needs to get out of his lab

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there is no greater power in this world than two idiots who like to blow shit up and don't believe in safety.

(if you're wondering why a huge portion of the crown tundra is now roped off, uh... we accidentally summoned the tapus from alola. like, all of them.)

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your region's officials are already making me angry. i think i'd go stir-crazy cooped up in one place for that long.

deeming it too unsafe feels like a copout so they don't have to figure something out for your benefit. (not surprising that it's happened in more than one region. we've got that here too.) as for galarian linoone-- there's a ton near my hometown, if you're interested in having one. they'll probably all be like, level five, though.

i think you should be allowed to go more places. to another region for a vacation, at least. you seem like you've grown from who you were before based on your posts.

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thank you. they however deem it 'too unsafe', and I'm not even sure where I'd go to for vacation. well, probably Galar.... for galarian linoone.

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please go see a pokemon center they can recommend places to go for medical care and will pay corviknight taxi fare if you're in galar

Luxray hole punctured my arm oh boy

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i only ever wanted to be a charizard. mega charizard... y, i think? the blue and black one. i used to run around imagining i was one when i was little.

i'm not really interested in being one anymore. i think it's kinda funny that i sat and daydreamed about something that would literally never happen. i don't even like most draconic pokemon or charizard it was just that specific one

did you guys ever wish you were a pokémon as a kid or i dunno. imagine what pokémon you'd be if you were one. i think i'd be an eevee or a rockruff if i was a pokémon B)

[ woah you guys really like this post hi :0 anyways for those of you who aren’t this is a pokemon rp blog so uh. Maybe cool it on the breach pls. Very appreciated though glad u guys liked this one ]

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ah, that's understandable. but you can't autograph stuff like as a promo? or do you have to have certified events for that?

is there anything you'd never do in a performance? like, i know some of spikemuth's musicians stay far away from pyrotechnics and such... sorta like a line you'd never go over, even if it was pretty standard.

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kissing a fan! ill blow kisses but i had a guy reach out to me with straight up tongue out and …

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[ battle cafe is so fun. the forbidden fruits tempt me but i have no desire beyond the kill ] — airalin

[ well maybe if you were willing to compromise and get ice cream for pokemon we'd share some ] — aether

and this conversation is why you shouldn't ever trust pokemon to be less stubborn than humans

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can't be a dark fashion girlie in galar or you learn overheat without needing a tm -_-

how are you doing, though?

Hello Rotomblr!

How is everyone doing today?

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Hello! This is the semi official (run by the Chairman but not for official reasons) blog of Marco Cosmos, a business conglomerate based in the Galar region. Running the company after the.. unpleasantness a few years back gets pretty stressful, so Raihan said it would be a nice idea to set up a blog like this. Reminds me of the social media accounts I had back when I was Champion! Raihan's probably going to be the most active on here since I'm busy being, y'know, Chairman. :) - Leon 👑

Speaking of Raihan. I'm Raihan! I'm the main social media manager here, and I helped set up Marco Cosmos' new weather based energy system, but my main job is still being the roughest, toughest Galarian gym leader over in Hammerlocke! I also have my own blog, @galars-weatherman! - Raihan 🌤️

Hi, I'm Sonia! One of Galar's Pokémon professors, but I also carry out research for Macros Cosmos. Probably the most active on here alongside Rai! Maybe a little less than him, he's like chronically online (hey!), but still. I WILL be posting photos of my adorable little yamper! - Sonia 💛

Hey, I'm Piers. I am not affiliated with this damn company in any fecking way at all. I have my own blog that I'm more active on, @spikemuths-pride. Raihan just gave me access to this blog to piss Leo off. (SOD OFF PIERS!!) (It's working!!) It's working. - Piers ����

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// YESS shitpost blog!! funy joke blog do NOT take seriously i just thought it would be funny if stupid idiot and the eejits ran this massive fucking business conglomerate. also piers is here because i have to rp him constantly or i will shrivel up and die

// there are ships on this blog so absolutely yap about them in asks!! kbdnnz and dnsn as far as characters actually on the blog go but i also like aquaheartshipping, punkrockshipping and whatever pier x milo is called they're also awesome

Tags (IC)

# champion time! 👑 - leon textpost/ask

# weather forecast 🌤️ - raihan textpost/ask

# ya(m)per 💛 - sonia textpost/ask

# humble song 🎵 - piers textpost/ask

Tags (OOC)

# evil bitch art - my art

# evil bitch yaps - ooc textpost/ask

Tags (AU)

# the cosmos sure are macro - general multiverse tag

# business associate - ocs

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CW: There will be occasional sexual jokes (no actual NSFW or anything overtly suggestive) and references to smoking/drinking on this blog

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The mod is a minor!! Absolutely no NSFW. The muses are all adults, however, so being a tiny bit suggestive is alright. I'm Neil, I go by she/her pronouns, and my main blog is @evilbitchartist.

I'm very open to being involved in other people's AUs and interacting with ocs, but I will tag them as such.

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magic anon on bc funi

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pretty decently. i'm hanging out with mars today— weather's so bad we have to keep stopping so she can redo her pigtails, haha. it's better to be in the rain than harsh sunlight, though, considering we both wear black all the time.

Hello Rotomblr!

How is everyone doing today?

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double wtf!! people are weird im so sorry that happened to u... its always those guys too like. the disrespect is crazy

is there anything you'd never do in a performance? like, i know some of spikemuth's musicians stay far away from pyrotechnics and such... sorta like a line you'd never go over, even if it was pretty standard.

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kissing a fan! ill blow kisses but i had a guy reach out to me with straight up tongue out and …

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yeah no this is brilliant. and you also have a little snack if you get hungry

OK, I think I need to be more specific.

When I had one of my usual clients this morning, I had asked him to bring something with him for support.

He brought a cabbage and some carrots in a basket.

I meant a blanket, a plush or maybe a fidget.

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do any of you ever have pokemon that get upset they can't do something everyone else can? aether sometimes feels a little left out when he can't dynamax/gmax, and i just know if we visited kalos, peril would be pissed that she couldn't mega evolve

usually this is solved by me reminding them it's ten times more badass for your opponent to turn into a titan or have a magical girl transformation then beat them without needing a powerup

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no, no, let him cook, he's onto something.

OK, I think I need to be more specific.

When I had one of my usual clients this morning, I had asked him to bring something with him for support.

He brought a cabbage and some carrots in a basket.

I meant a blanket, a plush or maybe a fidget.