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g0did · 2 days ago
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Even more fascinating details!
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✧ Celestial Featheringtons ✧
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g0did · 3 days ago
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With today’s adjacent appearance I’m sure many are having their doubts and moments of realization. Either acceptance or refusal/doubling down on PR/contract. I found this blog from 2020 very clarifying and eye opening. Not an indication of where I’m at currently, but helpful nonetheless if I chose to look at this for another perspective.
HELLOOO, I just discovered your blog, shame on me. So, I read your masterpost about the stunts in the industry (great work btw) and was wondering how to tell if something is real or purely pr. Would you mind giving me a few pointers ?? Answer however and whenever you can.
Hello Sweetie,
Thank you so much for your lovely words. I would love to help you dig deeper into the PR industry. In fact, I did some research myself and I stumbled upon a great confirmation on how everything works. I think it is just the right fit for you, sweetheart.
Please take your time reading the post and if you have any questions or suggestions, please do not hesitate to ask me. Have a great day and enjoy!
Kisses,
Suman 😊
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How to spot a PR relationship?! 
This post is made for everyone who would like to learn how to spot a fake relationship in Hollywood. This information is supported by a very reliable source. The name of the source is Jack Ketsoyan, he set up two PR relationships himself. If you would try to compare this to your favourite Hollywood couple, you might be surprised of the outcome. I wish you all the best while reading this and if you have any questions/suggestions please do not hesitate to ask. Enjoy! :)
 This is the link of the podcast about the PR relationships (skip to 5.40). I will make a little summary of the very important things Jack said. There is also another man who is speaking about this subject. His name is Christopher and he is a lawyer who has worked with cases like these for a long time.
 (Please note that I am in no way hating on anyone. I have a strong dislike for all ‘’beards’’, but what they do with their lives is their responsibility. Therefore I mean no harm to any of these people. It would be very sad if any of these people would do it because they needed money for their families. If that was the case I would truly feel sorry for them, but the thing is they want to become famous by dating someone else who put his/her hard work in his/her career. That it just not fair. There are plenty of ways to become famous by dedication, hard work and staying yourself.)
I want to give compliments to the lovely @Totallylost4you on twitter. She made me aware of the podcast.
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-’’To hide the artist’s sexuality; boosting of the careers.’’ --> (Louis, Harry, Zayn, Liam and Niall. Also, Kristen Stewart, Cara Delevigne and Taylor Swift) -->
‘’It is more common on the male side than on the female side. There are certain celebrities who were, back in the day, in the closet and it was not okay to be out. We live in a completely different time nowadays, these days being gay is okay. So back in the day that was the biggest secret, it was a big taboo, if a certain high profiled male, the heartthrob is all of a sudden gay, they were not going to get the bigger roles anymore. They were going to be type casted, so that was the big way of hiding things. Them hiding their sexuality was dating a female who would keep them in the limelight basically and cover it up.’’  [about closeting] ‘’Times have changed, it still happens, but a lot has changed.’’ --> There are still people who would not like attending a Harry Styles (the heartthrob) concert when he comes out as gay.
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-’’To be able to sell the hype of it.’’ --> (Whenever a picture of Taylor and Tom or Louis and Eleanor comes out, people are quick to retweet, post and talk about what happened. Within no time the pictures have traveled through the internet. Which automatically means that a lot of people have seen it. All of this gives the label/couple/artist attention and money. --> Whether it is bad attention or good attention, attention means money.) a few examples of these couples are also: Haylor, Zigi and Elounor.
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-’’To sell tickets to concerts or movies.’’ --> 1D world tours and solo tours. That is also why beards like Camille Rowe, Eleanor Calder and Maya Henry attend their concerts. As for movies think about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (who is gay) fake dating, moments after Twilight came out. Think about 1D bringing their fake girlfriends to the world premiere and Zayn and Perrie getting engaged a second after. The purpose of these events are attention. Sweethearts, whenever people go to these shows/movies all they will focus on is 1D and their ‘girlfriends’. Photos will spread faster than ever and people will talk about how ‘real’ they are. Their aim is to kill two birds with one stone; making them look like a ‘real’ couple whilst promoting their movie/album.
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-’’To sell albums.’’ --> (Zigi, Chiam, Elounor, Hamille, Nailee, Haylor.) Let us be honest, are they not the biggest reasons why antis buy the album? Just to see what stuff they write about their fake girlfriends/boyfriends. Just to see how ‘Camille’ pronounces ‘’Coucou’’or just because Gigi Hadid starred in Zayn’s music video. Or maybe to finally know the ‘truth’ about Taylor’s fake relationships.  
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-’’It's all about the hype at the moment. Especially with the social media world.’’ --> I am going to point out an important thing Jack said. He said ‘’especially with the social media world.’’ Remember when there were only rumours of Louis and Eleanor being back together? The whole fandom tweeted about it. This made it popular and that was the solid moment 1D’s label knew that Elounor 2.0 would do it for them. They would earn a lot by it. The same thing counts for Zigi, Chiam, Haylor, Hamille. Hamille is a good example too. When all of you heard that Harry wrote a song about her and that her voice was going to be included in his song, what happened? Exactly, everyone went nuts and made sure to listen to that exact song. That is exactly what they want. They want that power over you, that is what gives them the money. Another example, how fast do you think solo Zayn stans and Directioners tweeted about a ‘power couple’ when the news broke that Zayn and Gigi are ‘expecting a child’? How fast did people open their social media accounts when Kylie Jenner was pregnant for the Kardashian’s 10th anniversary? (Social media does A LOT. Whenever a picture of Eleanor (beard) and Clifford (Louis’ dog) arrives on the internet, people automatically assume they are together in a room. This, is not the case. That is how convenient social media is to arranged relationships. Why start a rumour by hiring newspapers instead of posting a message on social media? It is much cheaper and more people will know about it in less than four hours.)
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Promoting certain brand like Coca Cola (Elounor), YSL, Gucci, Vogue (Zigi) and Hugo Boss are also a part of it. Celebrities wearing those brands make their fans want to buy it too, think of the Kardashians promoting Adidas and other expensive brands. Also think of people like Briana Jungwirth promoting flat tummy tea. This is called ‘celebrity branding.’
Tell me, how many times do you get HQ pic of your PR couple on your phone? People tend to go out of their mind when pictures come out. That is the immediate effect Hollywood has on social media/ you. That gives them the promo they need, even during quarantine the beards post pictures of themselves, making you think they are together when in reality they are not. :)
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{About why Jack hooked an arranged relationship up himself} --> ‘’It was more of a mutual agreement between the agents. {Tells a story about an actor getting bad reviews for a movie and in order to let people focus on something else they got the actor a girl, so the media would focus on the girl instead of the bad movie.}’’ -->  ‘’Just a one year deal. Basically they finished of the press and the international press and then they went their separate ways, because she did not want to do a two year deal.’’ {interviewer asks if it worked} --> ‘’It worked.’’ -->  A few examples of (approximately) a one-year deal: Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift, Niall Horan and Hailee Steinfield and Louis Tomlinson and Danielle Campbell. It is also good to point out that the beard can decide whether she wants to continue or not, but the celebrity has to do what the agent arranges.
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{Interviewer asks what reasons people might have to agree to one of these PR relationships} --> Different reasons, that could be to deflect attention away from a controversy (damage control. think of something Larry or Ziam related happening and the next day Zigi and Elouno are papped. Or fans finding out Louis is in the same country as Harry and the next day they will let Elouno do a pap walk. Another example is when Ziammies find out a Zigi picture is photoshopped, the next day you will see Zigi in person. This happens when their stunts fail). So if an actor has drugs and alcohol problems they may want to give the appearance that they have settled down and are in a committed relationships so that they can banked for films. Or they are going to be able to get bonded and get work and people will trust them, because they have settled down. It also could be done to create a brand. Two celebs getting together and 'now there's this tremendous interest about them being a power couple.' [...] We create strong provision against the disclosure of any negative facts against the celebrity - with consequences. So these agreements need to be structured with a hold back of money so that over time if they have complied with the agreement and not disclosed ehh no personal information and violation the agreement then they would be entitled the payment, so under the agreement. " --> The last part might be difficult to understand, because the lawyer uses difficult words, but what he is actually saying is very important. He says if the celebrities who are in the PR relationship have done their part (parading around with each other) then they will receive their money (please correct me if I am wrong). The host also confirmed that contracts like these are the reason why a lot of celebrities do not admit they had a PR relationships.
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Clues on how to spot a PR relationship:
-‘’The main clue you would see is if, you know, a certain high profiled male is dating a female (or when a high profiled female is dating a regular male), who was not high profile. All of a sudden, she is, overnight, the most talked about girl in Hollywood and everyone want a piece of them. That is the biggest thing, you know, it is such a career boost for the female that some females end up taking the deal.’’ --> Zigi, Elounor, Chiam, Brouis, Haylor, Taylor and Calvin. How does the world know Eleanor Calder? Because of Louis Tomlinson. No one knew her before, except her family. How did Gigi gain so many followers? Because she started dating Zayn Malik. Gigi already had a platform for herself, but she gained a lot of followers by dating Zayn. Zayn also gained followers by dating Gigi. Gigi needed promo and Zayn was in the spotlight, because he just ‘left 1D.’ This made him the perfect target. I hope all of you also notice that when beards/fake girlfriends post pictures of them with their fake boyfriend, it gets way more likes than their usual pictures.
{What was the benefit for the girl in the scenario?} --> ‘’Ehm, she has a huge career at the moment. She benefit from that by becoming a household name (someone that is well known) and getting bigger roles than she would have. She would use to be the 3rd or the 4th lead in any auditions or any jobs that she was getting. She then became the first lead. She got a great career boost out of it, for sure.’’ --> Gigi Hadid, Eleanor Calder, Sophia Smith, Cheryl Cole, Maya, Camille Rowe and Kendall Jenner are just a few examples.
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How did the world know Townes? Because ‘Harry named’ her in one of his songs. How did the world know about Maya Henry? Because Liam Payne started dating her. Before this, she was just a fan. How did Cheryl Cole get the attention back? Because of baby gate and by fake dating Liam Payne. How did Briana gain so many followers? Because Louis Tomlinson fans gave her the attention and because she participated in faking a pregnancy. How did Shawn and Camilla become a couple in the spotlight? Because people have always shipped them, ever since the beginning and their label gave the fans what they wanted. How did Kim Kardashian become famous? A *** tape of her and Ray J leaked and she became famous. Now, she is a lot richer and more famous than he is. A quick note, not many people know how Kim Kardashian became famous. They only really know her from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The newer generation does not know about the tape scandal, and that is what they do. You need to dig a little deeper to see that. This all is an on-going cycle and it will not stop unless we all stop believing it. 😊
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  What do they do in order to make a PR relationship look real?
{Interviewer asks what the clauses in an arranged relationships contract are} --> ‘’An arranged relationship is estranged by definition. So certainly we are going to see requests that are equally odd. They are certainly going to have requirements as to how they hold themselves out to the public as a couple. This would mean appearances at award shows, parties or events together as a couple and that there would be requirements maybe for specific events.’’ --> Eleanor attending Jay’s wedding and being ‘maid of honor’, Calvin and Taylor at Award shows, Elounor at the fashions show 2013, Haylor and their NYE ‘kiss’, Zigi at the MET gala and Chiam at the Brits, celebs at after parties with their ‘girlfriends’. All of these couples have also pictures with each other’s family members. That made a lot of you think they are close and real, well my loves, now you finally know that it is all part of a PR stunt. The fake girlfriends also have to look supportive, that is why they have to be there at concerts, soccer matches, award shows etcetera. 😊
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Remember when Eleanor (beard) posted a picture of herself and in the background you could see a picture of her and Louis in 2012 and ‘Louis’ written on a board? Remember when she posted a picture of herself with her and Louis’ boots in the background in 2018? All of these things are there to make it look like they truly live together and  that they truly own each other’s stuff. The same thing counts for Haylor’s airplane necklace. Do you genuinely think they did that by accident? No, that is the purpose of the whole picture. 😊
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‘’Then there is going to be particularly some none disclosure issues surrounding them as to what cannot be said about the relationship and what needs to be said. There could be a script even as to what they have to say if asked about the relationships. There would be photo sessions showing them as a couple. And then I have seen issues of sexual relationships and specific whether this would happen or not happen in an agreement. But if it is truly a PR relationships then sex would not be a part of that relationship, because it is not real.’’ --> Loves, do you remember a moment when someone asked a celebrity about his/her relationships and they stuttered and looked uncomfortable, or they just said something wrong or embarrassing or tried to talk themselves out of it? Well, that happens when you have to make up stuff that never happened.  Louis Tomlinson confirmed his interviews are scripted, so this one is just an extra thick layer of confirmation. I also recall Gigi doing a live and someone asked about Zayn and she just stuttered and looked away, not knowing how to answer a question. (I think there have definitely been times when two people who were in an arranged relationship gave different answers to the same question, why? Because they do not know anything about each other.) Here is an example of a moment that is repeated and scripted about Louis’ ‘relationship’ with Eleanor, even know we have legit proof that is not what happened:
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Now I can hear all your lovely brains working and thinking whether a celebrity is willing to sign a contract like that or if their label is making them sign it. Well, if you have read my previous masterpost about the music industry you can see confirmations of the label making the artist their puppet. They own you, so if they think you should have a girlfriend to hide gay rumours then they will give you one. ‘A label cannot force you anything’, but it does make you sign a contract. When you sign the contract without reading it carefully, then your label will mess you up. In those contracts they do not write ‘’Taylor Swift has to agree to arranged relationships.’’ They write stuff like ‘’When signing the contract, Taylor Swift allows the label to make changes in order to get her to fame.’’ Of course Taylor (and other artists) would think that they mean changing her outfit and looks, but no. The label thinks being gay is something that will not get people enough fame. So what do they do? They change her, they change her sexuality. They closet her and even though Taylor and other LGBTQ artists do not want that. You cannot deny because when you do so, the label will show you the contract you signed. A contract like that is never written literally, they can manipulate their words. To the label ‘’being gay or a part of the LGBTQ+ community’’ falls under ‘’making changes’’ in order to make her famous. Of course there are celebrities who willingly closet themselves for various reasons. I hope to create a single post about how devious these contracts are for you all! 😊
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Here are a few things I hope you have learned from this: 😊
 - Fake relationships still exist and they will always exist. It has been confirmed, so no one can deny this anymore.
 - The girl and boy have to go to special events, such as award shows, family dinners and weddings in order to make it look real.
 - Homophobia is still a thing and the biggest reason why arranged relationships exist.
 - The beard has a contract too, so your idol has no say in how long she can or cannot stay. If she does good then she will stay. (I see many people say that Louis chose Eleanor because they are friends and that is why she is back, but he actually has no say in anything. Your idol is their product to sell. Your idol is basically a marionette.)
 -The PR team does everything to make it look like they are truly together, think of photos of each other in each other’s homes and ‘personal gifts.’
 -Celebrities get an enormous boost on their social media accounts when they start being part of an arranged relationship. Something I have always thought was a bit odd, is the fact that Eleanor never created an insta account until her and Louis’ ‘relationship’ had its peak; in the middle of June 2012. When in reality, insta was created in 2010. She also created twitter in 2012. Exactly when the first few big events were attended by them. (I genuinely think she did that, because everyone wanted to see more of her. Plus, she has always wanted to be a fashion blogger and this was her ‘big moment’ to do so.)
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The credits for this post go to @Totallylost4you. They made me aware of the podcast and they continue to shine light on hidden treasures like this one. They also hardly get credits for their solid hard work and I hope they will continue doing this! Thank you!
Thank you so much for your attention. If you have any question/suggestion, please do not hesitate to ask/tell me! I wish all of you the best and please stay safe. Have an amazing day!
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g0did · 14 days ago
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This is beyond ridiculous and reprehensible. Such ugly words over a fandom?? A guessing game??? Seriously. You need to disconnect from socials and get a grip on reality.
Also. Anyone ever stop to consider that DM herself could put that ask in herself?? Again, we know how she loathes the fandom and how much she loves to run her mouth.
And if anyone is to blame over the direction or the many different directions the fandom has gone, it’s you. It’s me and every thinking individual. We’re each responsible for what we CHOOSE to believe!
So go for a walk, watch a movie, pet a dog or simply have a drink. This week has been rough on us all.
Mental Health is not a joke…
To the anon who verbally attacked Bianca get a life…get a job and get a clue. Fandom is fun, we are not hurting anyone over here. And if you think we are it is you who has the problem not us.
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The below message was sent to Bianca and she has her own brand of telling people to STFU but ya know what is being sent is not ok.
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I believe it all came about because DM has there asks on, and one of the sub fandoms 💩 put in about delusional Lukolas, so Melissa started to go one about having a psychiatrist on her show specifically for the “Crazy “ 🛳️ Anyway obviously anon was the offended Uugh.
I have not been back to DM since the whole LN 👃 gate. She has no class and insights hate to get the clicks and engagement.
Never, no matter how upset you feel should you wish violence on another person, especially for something as trivial as a Fandom. I know we all want the same thing but OMFG anon. That is just off the pace.
If you are find it becoming a struggle and honestly I get I really do, instead of anon hate….
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Breathe, drink wine, watch season 3 read a fan fic and repeat until the reveal….
😉💛🐝
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g0did · 15 days ago
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With all we’ve been through this weekend, take a break if you must. 💕💕💕
Monday Food for Thought: Protect your peace. Protect your Mental Health. Your Mental Health comes first.
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g0did · 15 days ago
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She was there all along…
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The tan jacket, jeans for such an event and black little purse allowed tucked to her side.
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g0did · 16 days ago
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This was my reaction after seeing today’s adjacents’ story.
how are you feeling?
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g0did · 20 days ago
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#ProbablyUnpopularOpinion
I agree with you, Bianca, in that many, many of us are choosing to be upset.
If I’ve learned anything about famous people in general, and specifically with these people, in particular, in the past year, it’s that: all bets are off when it comes to their personal lives. They don’t HAVE to be authentic when it comes to that, and they’ve actually been very clear when speaking about keeping their private lives private. People get upset because of expectations, but for all our sanities, I think we really need to give up on that.
As for the WT, it was still work for them. I think they were very honest in talking about the work, and all the things they chose to share, and I still believe in what I saw. (I’ve always been of the opinion that it was a sweet little cover for them, but should they have maybe drawn some clearer lines and been less ‘oh, the shipping is sweet’? Perhaps.)
But… if they’re doing all this to obscure the real relationships—or just to get people so annoyed/bored, they abandon all the shipping—I really can’t bring myself to be mad about it (even if I may find *all this* to be kind of a lot…). We’re fans, not friends. They don’t owe us transparency about their real lives.
And yes, I’m still here, too; it’s become a habit I can’t seem to quit just because of all the hanging threads….
💯💯💯
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g0did · 23 days ago
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Was June foretold?
Waking up today and finally updating myself with the latest. Was it Antonia in that video with Lauren? Really does look like it. The bob, the white tank top and sweats, skinny arms and fingers…but Lauren does in fact have many friends she’s close with and could have traveled with. Do I care anymore? Nope.
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What did come to mind was…that post by “Luke’s” mom last October on Facebook. Was she not commenting that the best time according to A to travel to Cyprus was in fact JUNE??? And now we have these shenanigans.
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Were they letting us know ahead of time something would happen? Well here we are with rumors and talks and speculative story posts. Some anon said he proposed and was the one doing all the crying. Someone else shared the villa they supposedly rented and shared for their stay. We have a Luke sighting at Fat Mamas whatever the name is, Lauren’s TTs and As post somewhere else with an appearance of a shadow by the kebabs.
Now back at London, where she supposedly was at the concert and posted that Traitor song. Is she/they trolling some ask? Or is it truly resonating with her currently? Is this truly the wrap up party or are we just being lead on? An article claims Luke was there “with” Sabrina Carpenter, yet no pictures either. Some believe she used her usual tactics to insert herself to the narrative. Either way, they’re keeping us entertained, frustrated and tired while either wrapping things up or trying to stay relevant.
Thoughts?
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g0did · 29 days ago
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Uncovering the mystery behind the man in the selfie
I was actually reluctant to share my research and analysis on the mystery man on my public sm account for various reasons (including how certain people in the fandom will react). That is why i only shared mine in the Discord server i'm modding in. However, since i found part of my research has made its way on X and here on someone's Tumblr, i guess and as promise i will share my full analysis and research here.
I know people are still divided on who that person is. Is it Luke? Or is it JD? For me, my conclusion is Luke. But yea it is still up to everyone's own interpretation.
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So this is what i shared with my discord community.
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I went through various interview footages, went into Pinterest, googled photos for both Luke and JD to get the almost perfect images of the thumbs, knuckles and ears that i think is the best to compare with the mystery man in Nic's selfie.
For Luke, these are the photos i used to make the comparison:
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As for JD, these are the photos that i used.
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Of course i had to use Chat GPT to help me analyze these images to see which matches more with the mystery man. So these are the breakdown.
For the thumb and knuckles
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JD's on the left (Pic 1), Luke's on the right (Pic 3)
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For the ear
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So in conclusion, according to my research and Chat GPT analysis, the mystery man is Luke. And actually even without, doing all these, based on my intuition alone and also observation on how Nic smiles in the selfie, we know that guy is Luke cause that smile is the usual smile she always put on when he is around. But yea everything is up for debate and like i said above, it is up to your own interpretation. Not everything presented here is conclusive. I am just sharing what i see and and what i have researched and analyzed. 😊
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g0did · 2 months ago
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Friends….to…Lovers 💛
Polin/Lukola Stan’s are so creative and clever
Have a great day stay sturdy ☺️💛🐝
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g0did · 2 months ago
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Btw....Speaking of "PR Relationships In Hollywood", this woman spills some teaaaaa........ 👀
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She's saying it's actually more common than we think 👀
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g0did · 2 months ago
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g0did · 2 months ago
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🎻 Nearer My God to Thee: A Lukola Eulogy 🎻
After last night’s truly, heart-breaking tragic display, I was just too distraught. I’ve asked my friend Randy to say a few words in my stead…
Oh, my fellow doomed romantics, my brave-hearted fools who dared to believe in the impossible, gather close. Let us link our trembling hands and stare into the icy, indifferent abyss of the fandom void, for our beloved ship—the once-proud, ever-horny HMS Lukola—has struck its final iceberg. The waters are rising, and the deck tilts beneath our feet. This is the end. The curtain falls. The credits roll, and the violins play on, indifferent to our wails.
How can this be? How did we come to this tragic, purple-clad end? Was it our hubris? Did we fly too close to the sun, clutching our Australian shirt headcanons and ‘Just Friends’ compilations, believing our ship was unsinkable? Did we anger the social media gods with our gifs and reaction memes?
Oh, but we were so young then, so naive, so full of hope. We watched YouTube clips and whispered, “No, but look at the hand placement. Look at the eyes. LOOK AT THE EYES.” We clung to our Claddagh ring theories like shipwrecked sailors, convinced that our Golden Potato Queen would one day reclaim her pirate king. We had faith. We had loyalty. We had receipts.
But now—oh, now—the sea claims us. Our hopes are dashed, our dreams scuttled, our fanfics left unfinished and our TikToks abandoned like so many forgotten lifeboats. We screamed to the heavens, but the only answer was the soft, relentless click of a camera shutter, capturing the awkward, purple-draped embrace of a man who looks like he just remembered his Uber Eats order was left outside.
“But what of the looks?” we cried. “What of the long stares and secret glances? What of the whispered jokes and fond touches? What of the beautifully unhinged chaos week and the Instagram stories that echoed with the sound of soft hands on bare skin?”
Gone. All of it. Swallowed by the icy depths of PR theater and Instagram algorithms. Our captain—once so free, so chaotic, so proudly in possession of the best backside in the ton—has been reduced to this: a stiff, awkward mannequin of a man, bracing himself for the next wave of photo ops, while this relentless dancer gazes up at him like she’s checking her reflection in a storefront window.
Oh, the tragedy. Oh, the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh, the idiocy of it all. How could we ever compete? We were fools—beautiful, delusional, potato-clutching fools.
And so, as our ship slips beneath the waves, we must accept our fate. Let us rend our garments, tear our digital playlists asunder, and whisper one last, trembling goodbye to the ship that was our everything.
“You jump, I jump, Lukola. You jump, I jump.”
Farewell, sweet ship. You were too good for this world, too pure, too potato.
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g0did · 2 months ago
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Some of the feels in the fandom yesterday 🥹
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g0did · 2 months ago
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This is what happened at the BAFTA TV party
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This is what I saw
This is Luke when he sees all of his women in the same room
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When his women spot each other
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Don't panic Luke it's just 1 night
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g0did · 3 months ago
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Hi B. To be honest I don't know if you'll see this but I'll take my chances. Last night, I was in a festival in Vancouver when I met a fellow Filo Polin, we had a very nice night yesterday and we had fun discussing our Bridgerton and nicluke lores when she excused herself to use the loo and the nightmare began. A car just plowed in the streets and there are cries everywhere. So much happened but I am safe so far, but I am really worried about my fellow Filo Polin there. She said she was following blogs here so I want to assume she's following you.
Just please let me know if you got away safely Thea. I never heard anything from you but I do hope you got away safely.
I know we just met but I'm really worried about her. I never got the chance to ask for her contacts or anything.
I just saw this news and that’s horrible and so scary!!
I hope you’re alright and if she’s out there reading this please let us know you’re ok!
My thoughts and prayers are with you ❤️❤️❤️
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