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someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

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rare vent art from a few months ago

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Hi Mr. G, you didn’t have to write this thanks 🩷

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world

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not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

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When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm

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In every universe three annoying nerds find each other & in every universe two are left behind what who said that. who said that

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MY TWO HYPERFIXATIONS. OHHHH MY GOD CHAT!

I had an idea and I went with it

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Sweeney todd Ford?

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Is anyone else a fnaf fan but in like a super cringe 2015 Tony Crynight S.A.M kind of way

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The fact that Patrick Swayze died before the outsider musical came out makes me extremely sad. Patrick who mother owned a dance studio who took dance lessons for years and attended the Joffrey Ballet schools. The man also worked on Broadway. Would have loved the musical. Also could you imagine him and Brent meeting. A photo of both of the Darry Curtis meetings would have been amazing.

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do i ship johnny and ponyboy romantically? no. do i think they had a platonic bond that is so intense it just feels inherently queer? maybe. do i think their relationship is absolutely beautiful to the point where it makes me tear up when i think about it too much? YES.

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love this deleted scene in general because i love dally and his two little brothers dynamic but what always makes me laugh is johnny trying his best to back them up 😭😭😭😭

him looking over at dally at the beginning like "here we go with this routine again" and then his halfhearted "more seltzer.. needs more seltzer 😕" and getting cut off by dally i can't stop laughing

also pony is so into it like "the health people are gonna CONDEMN this place 🤬" i know once they walked out dally was like "a little heavy on the theatrics this time pony"

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some sweeney todd doodles

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urinetown fandom be like:

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if pony had instagram

inspo + better quality pic lol:

Pretty outta character I know but it was funny so who gives a damn

(Low-key inspired by @mister-mickey’s outsiders twitter series, which is hilarious and you should definitely check it out. His takes on the characters are fantastic lol)

(If it ain’t clear, Johnny’s not about to stab Ponyboy he’s just freaking out about the camera and also the fact that he just killed someone!)

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New bunny art?? 🙀