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need a scene where Wilson tosses a Vicodin in House's mouth like it's a Scooby Snack

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3 times house says i love you: his girlfriend, wilson, and his girlfriend

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No thoughts, just Wilson with a cat

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okay so why even in the promo pics can’t this bitch get his eyes away from this blue eyed freak I hate them

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Could you imagine being Wilson’s patient, this very nice and kind doctor asking questions. Then incomes this crazy guy with a cane comes in talking about death who then commits a hate crime then leave all while your doctor is making googoo eyes at him. The guy with the cane leave and Wilson just runs out following him and all you hear is I bet you can’t hide chicken in the hospital longer than I can. You never see either of them again.

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Has this been done yet?

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wilson and amber talking about house's blue eyes

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i’m glad to see more and more people recognising what a freak wilson is, but if i may mention a less-remembered moment of insanity:

wilson fakes heroin and sex addiction to fuck with house. because he knows house is stalking him. so he leaves needles in his bins. average well-adjusted normal relationship behaviour.

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i love people on pinterest

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I think my favorite house MD fandom joke is when people type out Chases dialogue in the most horrible phonetic australian accent possible. Example:

Chase: Naur, we carnt geeve the pahtient tha mehdicine drahg

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like whatever man

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the gingerbread House we made for them

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Mad respect to Wilson because I could never put up with these insane shenanigans. You gotta be so gay to deal with that

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reading hilson fanfics is impossible bc no matter how homosexual the fic is the canon is still immeasurably more gay

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UGHHHHH!!!! i hate wilson! i hate him! i hate his… soft hair and his- his dark brown, puppy eyes…

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kinda love when wilson gets jealous too. he likes being house's one friend a little too much