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died in 437 born in 1867

welcome back mulan and shang!

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you got a real fuckable personality btw

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

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Hey! Do you want minigames? By us?

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But for everyone else, behold! Games!

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Thearis: Xia, you can't make everyone like you. You're not Te'ho! Xia, pouting: Not everyone likes Te'ho... Thearis: Who doesn't like Te'ho??? Xia: I mean, he- Thearis: NAMES, Xiadia! I NEED NAMES!

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Xiadia: Fhey, do you have any dignity? Fhey: Of course not! How long do you know me???

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Atera: There's been a lot written about the red demons rider, Thearis of Nayanai, and I am not surprised. Yet most people don't know about the terrible illness she's suffering from... Some historian: Oh she's ill? Atera: Terribly. Atera: It's called dumbass disease... Theris, in the background: No, I am fine, I don't need to rest! And by the six, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH XIADIA!!! Atera, done™: ... and it's incurable.

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*Thea being hit by something BIG* Xiadia: Gross. Te'ho: She could really use a healer. Xiadia: *nods in disgust* Tiny: ... Fhey: ... Atera: ... Thea: ... Xiadia: ... Te'ho: ... Xiadia & Theo in unison: OH SHIT! RIGHT! Hold on!

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Xiadia: *screams* Theras: *screams back* Te'ho: What are they doing??? Fhey, munching popcorn: Flirting.

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Belar: Soooo, you're really campaigning for the asshole of the year, huh? Kershda: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Fiona: Hey Xia! You know Thearis right?

Xia: Yeah,

Fiona: Our gay friend Thearis

Xia: Yeah, I know Thearis, who is gay.

Fiona: Guess what: Thearis.... Straight

Xia: wait what? Where did you get that from?

Fiona: From Thearis herself! She says shes straight!

Xia: Does she also say shes Egyptian? Cuz shes deep in de nile!

*several months later *

Thearis : Turns out, I might have Egyptian heritage...

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Athera: How the hell are you all still alive?!

Thea: Honestly, we're just as confused as you are.

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Athera, her first battle with the GAL PALS: So, what's the plan?

Teho:

Fhey:

Tiny:

Thea, muttering: ....plan?!

Xiadia, shrugging: I don't know. You're smart, my mom is evil, come up with something!

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Athera: Does Thea always run headlong into certain death?

Xiadia: Sometimes she walks, occasionally she shuffles, periodically she flies. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw her drop into certain death.